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Posted by dEsidEL on Apr-19-2004 00:49:

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Sent : April 13, 2004 5:27:05 AM
To : "********@hotmail.com" <********@hotmail.com>
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quote:

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Reply-To : "jadan"
Sent : April 18, 2004 3:06:09 AM
To : [email][email protected] (not even my e-mail addy)
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Our
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quote:
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To :
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To :
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haha Lauryn .. i love this one!

quote:

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Subject : looking for a man

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