How does one actually pee like a race horse?

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- USA - New York
-- How does one actually pee like a race horse?

Posted by Highmay on Apr-28-2004 17:14:

How does one actually pee like a race horse?

Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-28-2004 17:23:

well, people say i pee like a race horse all the time, because i have the smallest bladder yet i pee reallllllly fast. like, super lightning fast. anyway, i suppose race horses pee quick too because they have to get out there and race? lol thats what i always thought!!

Posted by Yan on Apr-28-2004 17:27:

I thought only guys used that phrase to act macho

Posted by fr0st on Apr-28-2004 19:51:

Horses dont pee fast but they do pee a large amount... And i thought that was the connection I guess... Cuzz sometimes like ive seen my mom horse pee for like a mim straight... And sometimes i myself have stood there peeing for like a min.

Posted by dj tek on Apr-28-2004 20:02:

isnt it just a term saying you pissed ALOT.. like im so hungry i can eat a horse...

Posted by Salem on Apr-28-2004 22:23:

what it means is, a race horse pisses while its running cause of the race and such.....

papapap

i don't know ive been smoking

Posted by steven neil on Apr-28-2004 22:30:

quote:
Originally posted by fr0st
Horses dont pee fast but they do pee a large amount... And i thought that was the connection I guess... Cuzz sometimes like ive seen my mom horse pee for like a mim straight... And sometimes i myself have stood there peeing for like a min.

why the fuck would you want to spend a whole minute of time watching a racehorse piss.....and why fucking time it and then time yourself....did you and the horse have a bet......

Posted by Miss Bliss on Apr-29-2004 00:24:

well being that my grandfather trained horses all his life i have gotten a good feeeling how long it takes them to pee... And its more of a guestimation, than a actual timing.

Dick

fr0st

Posted by fr0st on Apr-29-2004 00:36:

Posted by RachUCF1001 on Apr-29-2004 00:39:

jamie youre fucknig random bro.

wtf is up with this thread. lol,
but i guess since im here and posting in it ill admit im with erin on the obscene pissing. I hve the smallest bladder on the planet ask brian lol ( not so seksayyyyyyy is it!?) hhaah
it sucksssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted by BxNemo on Apr-29-2004 00:43:

... I remember once, i was super duper tired fell asleep and woke up like 3 hours later because i drank like 4 cups of water before i went to sleep so i had to piss like a race horse.... well when i was peeing i fell asleep for... i have no clue how long and woke up still peeing....

Posted by Mebot on Apr-29-2004 01:01:

reading this thread makes me want to pee like a hedgehog

Posted by Aya Brea on Apr-29-2004 02:04:

i say it all the time too, yet i don't completely understand it

Posted by steven neil on Apr-29-2004 02:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Aya Brea
i say it all the time too, yet i don't completely understand it

Dont believe what im hearing...four of the best birds that Ta has got to offer talking about Horse Piss....

aya brea

rachel

miss bliss

erin

and i bet they all like chicane...........

Posted by Miss Bliss on Apr-29-2004 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by steven neil
Dont believe what im hearing...four of the best birds that Ta has got to offer talking about Horse Piss....

aya brea

rachel

miss bliss

erin

and i bet they all like chicane...........

if you wanna get laid put chicane on its as simple as that

Posted by steven neil on Apr-29-2004 03:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
if you wanna get laid put chicane on its as simple as that

i would rather nail my bollocks to my knee than listen to that godforsaken motherfcuking shite...........i refuse to talk to fr0st untill he goes over to that other thread and delete it and apologise to the serious clubbers for his momentary relapse..........id rather not get laid.....

chicane deserve to be in a thread about horse piss cos they are a load of horse piss.....

Posted by rubyriva on Apr-29-2004 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
well being that my grandfather trained horses all his life i have gotten a good feeeling how long it takes them to pee... And its more of a guestimation, than a actual timing.

Dick

fr0st

i also have lots of experience with horses...
and somewhere/sometime i remember having this conversation at a horse show...

i remember something like this being said:

racehorses are required to submit a urine sample right after the race to test for drugs. this practice becomes so routine that the experienced race horse can urinate on command after the race.

don't know if it's true, but it kinda makes sense.

and yes, when horses pee a whole lot of liquid is released, and it can take quite a while. they're anything but fast about it.

not sure who does their business faster: mares or geldings/stallions? and i'm not quite sure why i'm analyzing this...

Posted by trunks1022 on Apr-29-2004 17:34:

quote:
Originally posted by rubyriva
i also have lots of experience with horses...
and somewhere/sometime i remember having this conversation at a horse show...

i remember something like this being said:

racehorses are required to submit a urine sample right after the race to test for drugs. this practice becomes so routine that the experienced race horse can urinate on command after the race.

don't know if it's true, but it kinda makes sense.

and yes, when horses pee a whole lot of liquid is released, and it can take quite a while. they're anything but fast about it.

not sure who does their business faster: mares or geldings/stallions? and i'm not quite sure why i'm analyzing this...

at least it's a very thorough analysis

Posted by Highmay on Apr-30-2004 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by rubyriva

i also have lots of experience with horses...
and somewhere/sometime i remember having this conversation at a horse show...

i remember something like this being said:

racehorses are required to submit a urine sample right after the race to test for drugs. this practice becomes so routine that the experienced race horse can urinate on command after the race.

don't know if it's true, but it kinda makes sense.

and yes, when horses pee a whole lot of liquid is released, and it can take quite a while. they're anything but fast about it.

not sure who does their business faster: mares or geldings/stallions? and i'm not quite sure why i'm analyzing this...

this is exactly what im looking for...thanks caryn!!