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Posted by tall paul 2 on Apr-28-2004 22:59:

Irish/ English Jokes

OK, so i got this Irish mate whose always ripping the piss out the english with his jokes and need some good ones to get back at him! Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes, Paddy Murphy etc!!! HELP!

Posted by tink on Apr-28-2004 23:59:

i thought this thread was gonna have a load of joke in it
ah well ill try and remember some and get back to you

Posted by galdamez on Apr-30-2004 17:58:

http://www.users.bigpond.com/kirwilli/jokes/jokes.htm

Posted by Mikado on May-02-2004 12:24:

OK

Why dont scots kilts have zippers????

Cuz sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.

Posted by Mikado on May-02-2004 12:26:

How many useless drunken paddys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10.
1 to screw in the light bulb.
And 9 to break into a barn and molest young sheep in a drunken orgy.