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Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-08-2004 21:52:

Auction on eJay!!!!

right ive not had sex for a while, and well id like to not be not having sex. so here it is ladies... the very first 10 day auction on eJay.

we have x1 22 year old male from mansfield nottinghamshire, 6'4", lightish brown hair in sum stupid fashion, slim build, GSOH, i have a great taste in music but no-on e else seems to think so, i have a moderately large penis [shaved if the winner desires]. will travel to anywhere throughout the UK for one whole night of steamy passion and down right illicit smutty goodness.

Bids start at five pounds with increments of �2.50

happy bidding.

payment methods:

JayPal
or cash on delivery

Posted by Coup on May-08-2004 22:06:

^^ Id rather shag this than you.

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-08-2004 22:09:

serious bidders only plz kthxbye

Posted by Coup on May-08-2004 22:14:

i wasnt a bidder, i was a mocker.

Posted by jon on May-08-2004 22:16:

do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P

Posted by Sand Leaper on May-08-2004 22:41:

^^^^

does that thing have implants as well?

Posted by KilldaDJ on May-08-2004 23:31:

ROFLER!

Posted by mentalbarter on May-09-2004 08:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Coup

^^ Id rather shag this than you.

incidentally it seems a lot of the UKTAs are damn tall

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-09-2004 09:20:

quote:
Originally posted by jon
do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P

im in the process of sending it to luke to rip mate, sorry once again but it will be with you shortly

Posted by narcism on May-09-2004 11:02:

look, ill be the first one to bid for you jay
Its cheaper then getting a dirty hooker from the street

Posted by jamie on May-09-2004 18:50:

Pah

I hate straight auctions

Posted by gatecrasher on May-09-2004 19:44:

Lmao this is a great thread

Dude if ur that desperate u should hook up with this chick, she is lookin money for lookin at her nude pics, you guys wud get on great 2gether

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MEBWA%3AIT&rd=1

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-09-2004 20:08:

lol was actually a joke, but hey if i have any takers, i can only oblige

Posted by irishclubbing on May-09-2004 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by gatecrasher
Lmao this is a great thread

Dude if ur that desperate u should hook up with this chick, she is lookin money for lookin at her nude pics, you guys wud get on great 2gether

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MEBWA%3AIT&rd=1

lol you can get her pics for free

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on May-09-2004 20:38:

1.50 pounds!!!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on May-09-2004 20:41:

omg 1.51 dammit!

Posted by jamie on May-09-2004 20:53:

�2.00!!!!

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on May-09-2004 22:16:

jay u legend

Posted by Cru54d3r on May-09-2004 22:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie_
�2.00!!!!

�1 and a pill!!11

Posted by DjDeComp on May-10-2004 02:52:

5 bucks

Posted by blank on May-10-2004 08:48:

2 pills!

seems that no girls r replying jay. :/

quote:
Originally posted by gatecrasher
Lmao this is a great thread

Dude if ur that desperate u should hook up with this chick, she is lookin money for lookin at her nude pics, you guys wud get on great 2gether

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MEBWA%3AIT&rd=1

hot isnt she ?

Posted by blank on May-10-2004 08:51:

oh i found another one

fuckin hot i must say.<3 u becky

Posted by chojin on May-10-2004 13:49:

Posted by Sand Leaper on May-10-2004 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin

Wot do you give a fuck, you've got a girlfriend anyway

Posted by chojin on May-10-2004 16:22:

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