Supercuts Controversial Deal With Bin Laden

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Posted by nialsjd on May-12-2004 03:11:

Supercuts Controversial Deal With Bin Laden

Supercuts to Set Up Deal with the Capture of Bin Laden

Posted: May 3, 2004
1:19 p.m. Pacific

� 2004 liberalsunited.com

Supercuts, a nation-wide chain of facilities specializing in hairstyling, has offered the United States government a deal proposing that immediately after the possible capture of Osama Bin Laden, he be properly cleaned and groomed by specialized Supercuts representatives before appearing in any media.

President and CEO of Supercuts, Mark Himmel, made the announcement shortly after the capture of Iraq's Saddam Huissein.

"We saw the videos and pictures of Saddam in custody of the US," says Himmel, "and we found it absolutely appalling to have a man be presented to the world in such terrible condition. His appearance almost made him look like a savage and we think it is against human rights to present a person to the world in such a way."

United States officials have not commented, but inside sources do tell that this deal may very well make it through processes.

Initial reaction from Americans, however, have been very negative.

"What is this world coming to when people want to pamper and please the worlds biggest killers?" says Jimmy Redrock, a radio talkshow host in Washington DC. "Should we escort him to his prison cell in a mercedes? i mean, come on!"

Osama Bin Laden is the leader of Al Qaeda, a terrorist organization that carried out the deadly attacks on the United States in New York and Washington DC.

http://www.foxnews.com/coolstories.htm

Posted by Mako on May-12-2004 03:59:

lol...Only in the U.S....and only from fox news do you hear such useless shite.

Posted by ShadoWolf on May-12-2004 05:43:

Bin Laden IS a savage... why try to improve his image??

Posted by Orbax on May-12-2004 05:46:

I find it somehow Ironic that they want to cut his hair to make him look "proper" and ignore his cultural style. They probably think he needs a good shave too....sigh.

Posted by Nautilus on May-12-2004 09:49:

If they go through with this it will only antagonize the Islamic world even further. Let him remain hairy; why add more fuel to the fire.

PS: This topic should belong in the Political Forum... this is where we rip a bong load and relax.

Posted by torontotrance on May-12-2004 17:19:

Someone give supercuts a medal damnit. This has to be a publicity stunt, I doubt they would go thru with it but it sure gets their name in probably most papers in the USA and Canada at some point for free.
This is publicity that one cannot buy. Useless fox news yep, useless idea yup, smart publicity stunt.

Posted by nialsjd on May-15-2004 17:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Nautilus
PS: This topic should belong in the Political Forum... this is where we rip a bong load and relax.

I don't know how to move it.

Posted by BTG on May-15-2004 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I find it somehow Ironic that they want to cut his hair to make him look "proper" and ignore his cultural style. They probably think he needs a good shave too....sigh.

ehhehe, if you cut off his beard, he'll go crazy. i say they piss all over his cultural beliefs and such, just cause nobody likes him.

Posted by yujie__ on May-15-2004 19:31:

they should cut of some of his body part not his hair for what he did or will do in the future

Posted by Ondrayce on May-15-2004 21:33:

Publicity?

Slogan:
"Be like Osama Bin Laden. Come to Supercuts for all your styling needs."

Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on May-15-2004 23:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Ondrayce
Slogan:
"Be like Osama Bin Laden. Come to Supercuts for all your styling needs."

Yeah you know, all those people who idolize Bin Laden will want to go to Supercuts then...

Posted by A.J. on May-16-2004 05:42:

****NEWS JUST IN!!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS PUT A BOUNTY ON KOFI ANNAN'S HEAD!!!*******

Posted by nialsjd on Dec-06-2004 08:40:

hahaaah stop it stop it i cant breathe hahahhahaha lol omg raotfclwcimh (rolling all over the floor catching long whistles crab inside my hand)

Posted by denys envy on Dec-06-2004 14:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Ondrayce
Publicity?

Slogan:
"Be like Osama Bin Laden. Come to Supercuts for all your styling needs."

you'd be surprised by americans

for them there is no good or bad publicity, just publicity

Posted by nialsjd on Dec-06-2004 21:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
you'd be surprised by americans

for them there is no good or bad publicity, just publicity

thats sounds like the words of a terrorist.

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-06-2004 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
ehhehe, if you cut off his beard, he'll go crazy. i say they piss all over his cultural beliefs and such, just cause nobody likes him.

I think a lot of people like him actually.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Dec-07-2004 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by nialsjd
thats sounds like the words of a terrorist.

you are either high on crack all the time, or a complete fucking moron. which is it?

Posted by CATHAIN on Dec-07-2004 00:36:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
you are either high on crack all the time, or a complete fucking moron. which is it?

Just ignore him he'll be banned soon enough

Posted by SID133 on Dec-07-2004 02:02:

maybe they'll make him look metrogay or whatever ya call it

Posted by Trance Nutter on Dec-07-2004 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by A.J.
****NEWS JUST IN!!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS PUT A BOUNTY ON KOFI ANNAN'S HEAD!!!*******

ah shit, thats farkin hilarious.

quote:
Originally posted by SID133
maybe they'll make him look metrogay or whatever ya call it

Send in the Queer eye guys! They fix him up in a jiffy, new clothes, hair, get him a date with a new goat, everything.

Posted by sensorium on Dec-07-2004 06:54:

First catch him and then worry about his appearance.

Posted by Jocker on Dec-07-2004 07:09:

holy shit, fox news just made itself even more trust- and newsworthy!!!!

Posted by Jocker on Dec-07-2004 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by A.J.
****NEWS JUST IN!!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS PUT A BOUNTY ON KOFI ANNAN'S HEAD!!!*******

omg, i'm gonna have an alien come out of my stomach