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It appear that we have noctunal ninja snails invading our bedroom as we sleep.
Only once myself and Gareth have gone to bed are we inundated with these slimy creatures. Admitedly they could also be slugs, we never see them as they only come out at night. We are sure of this as in the morning are we notified of their invasion by the numerous silver trails across the floor, and sometime more unfortunately across a pillow or a shoe carelessly left out for their slow, but ever closer to the bed, paths.
How can i get rid of them, we do not know how they enter, nor where they stay, am i to stay up all night in a darkened salt vigil, or be armed with trainers for crushage?
Please help....
Those are not snails. They are the snot trails left by aliens who abduct you both in the night. They're highly susceptable to hay fever, and they don't got hankies where they come from.
They gotta wipe their hands somewhere and the floor is the least obvious place you'd expect.
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| Originally posted by Misty Kitty It appear that we have noctunal ninja snails invading our bedroom as we sleep. Only once myself and Gareth have gone to bed are we inundated with these slimy creatures. Admitedly they could also be slugs, we never see them as they only come out at night. We are sure of this as in the morning are we notified of their invasion by the numerous silver trails across the floor, and sometime more unfortunately across a pillow or a shoe carelessly left out for their slow, but ever closer to the bed, paths. How can i get rid of them, we do not know how they enter, nor where they stay, am i to stay up all night in a darkened salt vigil, or be armed with trainers for crushage? Please help.... |
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| Originally posted by svens_bath do you sleep rough? |
get some slug cynaide poison pellet thingies from homebase or your local kebab shop? 
find out where the trails come from? then block up the whole with slug pellets? 
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma find out where the trails come from? then block up the whole with slug pellets? |
put a ring of salt round yer bed and they will never get ya
what with osmotic potentials and the like
^ that or sleep somewhere else
Apparently Beer attracts slugs and snails, in the garden it�s easy to get them into it, but in a room it could be quite tricky.
Well me and gareth are away from tuesday and i think i may leave a ring of salt around where they seem to come from, therefore hopefully sucking all the moisture out of them and leaving little bodies for us to find on our return.
i really cannot figure where they come from there are no holes in which they could enter
sorry kate, but that post has made me smile 
poor you...
leave a glass of beer around on the floor, if its slugs they will crawl in and die.
but surely if they are ninja snails they will be able to jump ten feet in the air and avoid the salt/beer
Silver fish i have no idea, but really looks like snails /slugs
shall also try the beer
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| Originally posted by Misty Kitty Silver fish i have no idea, but really looks like snails /slugs shall also try the beer |
If I dress up as a snail will somebody leave me some beer?
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| Originally posted by Fundamental If I dress up as a snail will somebody leave me some beer? |
whack slug pellets all round the edges of ur room.
it is IMPOSSIBLE to find out where theyre comign in usually, harry has had them in both her houses n we cud never find the source, however i did wake up at 5am once and catch a big beast of a slug crawling along the floor.
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| Originally posted by Fundamental If I dress up as a snail will somebody leave me some beer? |
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| Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ they are silver fish im sure.. they leave like a shiney silky trail like slugs, and only come out at night |
How on earth do you manage to get any sleep thinking about those things sliding around!! Ekkk!
ARRG i'm starting to get that really itchy feeling you get
OK well beer in hand as well as a large canister of bug spray i think we should be ok once we are back from our holiday.
What type of silversifh do we get in this country btw?
as the 4 ringed ones can reach about 8" and thats Fucking big for a bug. I am only asking as the trails on the floor are pretty thick.
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| Originally posted by Ste ill leave you a green tablet which will make ur stomach explode |
nice..
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