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Sad News For All Banana Lovers

well everyone, it looks like banannas will soon be extinct

i love bananna's too...

click here -->FULL STORY

also some other interesting facts i that i came across about the bananna...

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again!!
Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined
with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost
of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy
for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number
one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a
banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a
substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add
to our daily diet.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and,
with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while
the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.
This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the
body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood
and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin
in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much
so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana
industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the
risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and
lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate
and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the
most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report
concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control
our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two
hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It
also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of
the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit
that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat
bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6,
B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them,
help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When
we
are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana
snack.
Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine",
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill
off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with
the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or
surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare
it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate,
three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice
the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one
of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that
well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor
away!"

but if you eat bananas more mosquitoes bite you, so in the summer stay away.

I better start eating more bananas...

SAVE THE BANANAS!!!! STOOOPPP THE MAAADDDNNEESSSS

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What am I going to eat while waiting in line at the clubs now???

Re: Sad News For All Banana Lovers

quote:

Originally posted by richard raiban PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana.

I've been telling girls this for years...

PMS = Punishing Men Severely
Oh god save the bananas

It's ok. We'll just clone them. Mmmm genetic engineering.

Thus the saying "Don't F with mother nature"

quote:

Originally posted by rabbitjoker What am I going to eat while waiting in line at the clubs now???

LMAO!!!

But what about the poor:

quote:

Originally posted by TrickDaddE Thus the saying "Don't F with mother nature"

Nothing to worry, just as long as you're careful...

A lot of protocols are followed to ensure things don't go out of hand.

man, that sucks ass!!

i woke up this morning wanting sliced banana on my special k, but we're out of bananas!

coincidence? I THINK NOT!

seriously tho, damn genetic engineering and fungi. damn them both.

Exactly...damned genetic engineering. I never thought of it like that. BECAUSE of tampering w genetics the plant has no way of defending itself from disease or pests...

DON'T BLAME GENETIC ENGINEERING.

It's good for you.

Thanks so much for all the interesting facts...now i know for sure that it's 'Banana a day keeps the doctor away'....and not the 'Apple'...Darn it...that High school teacher was lying after all...LMAO

Pfft. Splice a gene and the bananas are good to go. God.. I love science.

quote:

Originally posted by starsearcher PMS = Punishing Men Severely Oh god save the bananas

They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was taken hehe

the one and old thread that has not turned into how the liberals are ruining everything.


Anyways, we have 10 years I don't think we have too much to worry about. I mean bananas can grow in disease free environments. we just have to put up some money for some fancy green houses.

Wow!!!!

AMAZING BANANA FACT:
Did you know that there is a place in Canada where bananas grow?

Click and be amazed!

^^ gorgeous place, and its a desert too.

OMG what's Mako going to use as a dildo now???

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