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Posted by CyberTeraz on May-24-2004 22:48:

Unexplainable!!!!

When I went for a poo today, no poo came out....only wind. Yet when I removed my whitefronts later on, there were mysterious brown stains on the back of them!

Discuss....

Posted by swisstoni on May-24-2004 22:51:

um...'loose' wind? very odd.

Posted by Streakfury on May-24-2004 23:09:

Euuwwwwww. That's weird. It's worse when you think you need a fart and you follow through than it is to need a dump and only wind comes out.

Posted by Cru54d3r on May-24-2004 23:50:

jamie is to blame here ..

Posted by jamie on May-25-2004 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Cru5ad3r
jamie is to blame here ..

pfffft

Just cause i appear in those dreams you have about pants, whips and chains dont mean im to blame here

Posted by sykadelik on May-25-2004 06:18:

Ahhhhh, that is what can only be described as a phantom shite

Posted by [mart] on May-25-2004 07:03:

This is without a doubt the scariest thing that has ever happened.

Posted by Ste on May-25-2004 11:08:

i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the shit the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.

and that my friends solves the mystery!

Posted by dukes on May-25-2004 14:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
i reckon you had a very sloppy poo but not much of it, and loads of gas, and when you did the shit the gas burst out and a bit of sloppy poo got blown out into your arse crack but coz there was hardly any its just smudged in ur arse and didnt fall off into the toilet.

and that my friends solves the mystery!

thats probly the rankest thing ive read all day

Posted by tu_face on May-25-2004 15:23:

or maybe what you thought was just gas, actually had a tiny amount of poo in it.

did you wipe your arse after the phantom shite? or did you not wipe your arse thinking that it was ok cos there wasn't any poo..?

maybe you will learn your lesson!

Posted by slinkyhead on May-25-2004 15:51:

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on May-25-2004 17:38:

LOL.. maybe it was just gas and then since it came out the poo got jealous and decided it would come out too!

Posted by Rick D on May-25-2004 21:08:

that really aint nice you sick ******

Posted by CyberTeraz on May-25-2004 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by moondog
that really aint nice you sick ******

Yea, but it really does sum up my life atm!

Posted by jamie on May-25-2004 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberTeraz
Yea, but it really does sum up my life atm!

Tyz, u need some stable relationship...........

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on May-26-2004 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Jamie_
Tyz, u need some stable relationship...........

ugh ohh!!! dummm dum dum dum dumm!!!!!

the saga continues after these messages :P Tyrell u better watch ur back

Posted by taltul on May-26-2004 22:10:

the funniest thing is that the same topic is discussed on the israel-forum...

is it now the poo-stories season or what?

Posted by Miss Proximus on May-28-2004 20:44:

I think no regional forum has so many funny people as the UK forum

oooh shite I have to run, need to take a poo..TOO!!

Posted by evil_bastard on May-28-2004 23:26:

When someone says they're going for a shit it doesn't put you off your meal. But when someone says they need a POO it gives you a graffic image in your head of a big turd splashing in the toilet.

Posted by KilldaDJ on May-29-2004 00:28:

i have a way on how to fix ur pants

flip em inside out and wear them like that

Posted by TranceMuzik02 on May-29-2004 09:17:

you should see a doctor

Posted by Martin McG on May-31-2004 12:41:

and a psychologist after reading some of these replies

Posted by Fundamental on May-31-2004 15:10:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
i have a way on how to fix ur pants

flip em inside out and wear them like that

and wear them over the top of your trousers.

Superman never had a problem with skidmarks.

Posted by tu_face on Jun-01-2004 10:40:

guys guys guys... its all about DAMAGE LIMITATION

if he turns his pants inside out he will just get new skid marks on the outside of the pants.

i think he should somehow attatch some kind of bog-roll rig to the gusset of his pants, or use a panty-liner if it is a regular occurance