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Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-01-2004 01:58:

Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!

THIS IS WHAT SHOCKED ME THE MOST

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Creation research indicates that Satan is using the human tongue to infiltrate the soul by way of the vagina, anus, and hole in the tip of the penis (enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime).

i don't care what's their view on oral sex but what bothers me is the racist comment , it's deceiving to see there are people thinking like that in the 21st century.

full article here : http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/oralsex.html

and guess who they support ?

p.s. : no thread hijacking please

Posted by getfoul on Jun-01-2004 02:06:

landover baptist alwys has something of intrest.

Posted by Electronicmaji on Jun-01-2004 02:20:

you do know that sites a parody right?

Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-01-2004 02:22:

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Originally posted by Electronicmaji
you do know that sites a parody right?

tell me it is ! i hope it's parody ...

Posted by DarkFall01 on Jun-01-2004 02:23:

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Originally posted by Electronicmaji
you do know that sites a parody right?

Lol, I 2nd that, there are some funny stories on there

Posted by Miss Bliss on Jun-01-2004 02:23:

hilarious stuff

parody

Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-01-2004 02:28:

i was like this : is this shit serious ?

now i'm like this :

Posted by ratz on Jun-01-2004 02:29:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2:

1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 2, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.

this is funny as hell

Posted by Torley Wong on Jun-01-2004 02:34:

Ha, I'm a Christian, but I like Landover Baptist a lot -- great parodies there, I check out the sermons, they're very well-read !

PS2s now?!? golly I should tell a friend, before they were offering a free promo deal for cell phones :P

Posted by whiskers on Jun-01-2004 03:10:

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Originally posted by ratz

lol, that brilliant!!!!!

Posted by enferno on Jun-01-2004 03:12:

Re: Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!

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Originally posted by fastmp3

THIS IS WHAT SHOCKED ME THE MOST

i don't care what's their view on oral sex but what bothers me is the racist comment , it's deceiving to see there are people thinking like that in the 21st century.

full article here : http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0504/oralsex.html

and guess who they support ?

p.s. : no thread hijacking please

eww!! anal-oral-sex!! that's just 10 ways of uber naaaaasty

Posted by tranceCDs on Jun-01-2004 03:39:

lol, this is stupid.

Posted by Orbax on Jun-01-2004 04:01:

Re: Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!

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Originally posted by fastmp3

p.s. : no thread hijacking please

who....me?

Posted by Mebot on Jun-01-2004 04:15:

Re: Re: Oral Sex: A Dangerous New Trend!

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Originally posted by Orbax
who....me?

no, the guy behind you

Posted by Tranc3 on Jun-01-2004 06:11:

It's a parody, I remember this site from a few years back. A look at the source code reveals this:

code:
  meta name="KeyWords" content="religion, satire, parody, christianity, church, baptist, news, religious jokes>

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jun-01-2004 07:14:

haha my friend was trying to convince me for 10 minutes that it was actually real.

Posted by DJ Alex E. on Jun-01-2004 12:58:

looool
sounds like a great site
never heard of it but now i'll surely give it a look

Posted by torontotrance on Jun-01-2004 13:44:

Yes but it will scare some Christians into not doing it, I'm almost certain of that. Nothing like having the fear of God put into you

Posted by davinox on Jun-01-2004 14:10:

you're an idiot for thinking that it was real.

oh yeah, and realultimatepower.net was made by an 8 year old boy...

Posted by .montecarlo. on Jun-01-2004 19:49:

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Creation research on oral sex was started about a year ago when Pastor Horace Wilkins of Freehold, Iowa, through means his son is now reconciled with, once acquired some of his boy's own semen in the middle of the night, and used a tongue-depressor and a large eye-dropper to splash torrents of the gooey liquid down a bullfrog's gullet. The frog died instantly. As a follow up experiment, Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards tried the same thing on a cat, using a sample of coagulated secretions he found inside of his mother's vagina. The pussy died within fifteen minutes. Our researchers have come a long way since those first two experiments, but these results alone should be enough to raise the hair on the back of your neck and make you think twice about committing oral sex. Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth.

Posted by 3xx3r7 on Jun-01-2004 21:44:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html

LMAO

Posted by itsamemario on Jun-01-2004 22:05:

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For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth.

pics or stfu!!