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Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-04-2004 09:41:

Jesus Vs. Moses

Who would win?

EDIT: and why?

Posted by Nautilus on Jun-04-2004 09:43:

Jesus, if you believe him to be the son of God, thus having immortal powers.

But if you mean who would win a fight between the actors that played them, Charlton Heston and Jim Caviezel, Moses would kick Jesus' monkey ass! And you can quote me on that.

Posted by DjDeComp on Jun-04-2004 09:52:

Posted by Nautilus on Jun-04-2004 09:57:

DjDeComp, thx for the quote.

Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-04-2004 10:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Nautilus
Jesus, if you believe him to be the son of God, thus having immortal powers.

But if you mean who would win a fight between the actors that played them, Charlton Heston and Jim Caviezel, Moses would kick Jesus' monkey ass! And you can quote me on that.

And if Jesus was getting his ass kicked he'd probably get his daddy involved. You know... "mess with my son again and i'll destroy the earth"

Civiezel vs Heston in a fight to the death!

Posted by Arbiter on Jun-04-2004 10:08:

In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers.

Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-04-2004 10:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers.

Explain

Posted by Kamikaze Badger on Jun-04-2004 16:59:

They don't exist...

Neither would win.

Good enough explanation?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jun-04-2004 17:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
In such a fight there is no winner, only two losers.

don't be such a wuss, you contemplative bastard.

Posted by fitom tiel on Jun-04-2004 17:19:

Santa Claus

Posted by Radagast on Jun-04-2004 17:38:

Well Moses can part a river...but Jesus can turn the water into wine...hmmm...

Jesus can heal the blind...but Moses can turn sticks into snakes...hmmm...

I vote Moses with his army of stick-snakes to back him up.

I mean Jesus has a lot of superpowers and all, but most of them do nothing really. Nothing that can beat stick-snakes anyways.

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-04-2004 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Radagast
Well Moses can part a river...but Jesus can turn the water into wine...hmmm...

Jesus can heal the blind...but Moses can turn sticks into snakes...hmmm...

I vote Moses with his army of stick-snakes to back him up.

I mean Jesus has a lot of superpowers and all, but most of them do nothing really. Nothing that can beat stick-snakes anyways.

rise my children...rise...and we shall destroy this man they call jebus...

Posted by nic01445 on Jun-04-2004 17:48:

Jesus smoked the reefer, so definitely Jesus.

Posted by fitom tiel on Jun-04-2004 17:49:

but then you have to look at the psychology and religious significance of the situation. what would happen to Moses if he killed Jesus? and what would happen to, supposedly, humanity? would we not be 'saved' because Jesus wouldn't have died for 'us' but rather by Moses and his army of stick-snakes? and would Jesus resurrect three days later and have the world damned after Moses? quite the conundrum.

but, from an atheist approach, and if Moses really existed, then i'd put my money on him. there's proof that Jesus supposedly existed, but being the martyr that he was, he would let himself die at whomever's hands just to be a martyr, and a public face-down with Moses would suit his purpose just fine.

Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-07-2004 08:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
rise my children...rise...and we shall destroy this man they call jebus...

"Save me Jebus!!!"

Moses for Saviour 2004!