The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

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Posted by Fraggle on Sep-10-2001 09:13:

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

hehehe...received this one in the email

12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!

11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.

10. Feel the force!

9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.

8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!

7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.

6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!

5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass.

4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.

3. When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?

2. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!

1. Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master

Posted by .montecarlo. on Sep-11-2001 03:26:

hahaha #1 's the best

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Sep-11-2001 04:23:

number 6 and number 3.. are the best.. hehehhehehehe

loved it!!

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by Tranzmit on Sep-11-2001 05:12:

I choked i was laughing so much. You can imagine it in your mind too LMAO!!

Posted by Blik on Sep-11-2001 13:32:

haha, that 1st one is gooooood

Posted by Daffer on Sep-13-2001 00:54:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA really good ! can't imagine that level of mastery in the Jedi arts!

Posted by XxClayxX on Sep-13-2001 22:00:

LOL funny stuff man