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Posted by monoxide on Jun-15-2004 18:32:

football joke

hell, i've already posted it, but it's sooo good. i don't know if someone came up with this joke first, but it just hitted my brain from nowhere (i guess it's owned!):

-how long do you need to screw a brit?
-2mins: 90+1 and 90+3

hail to germany!

hey all you flametroopers, go f**k yourselves.

Posted by mentalbarter on Jun-15-2004 18:42:

i know im english and therefore wont be amused

but that joke aint funny full stop

Posted by Lira on Jun-15-2004 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
that joke aint funny full stop

... I agree and I'm not English.

Thread with less worse jokes about this match

Posted by monoxide on Jun-15-2004 19:38:

the joke's funny bit is in between the lines. translation: all the europe is laughing @ england...

seriously:

euro basketball champions: LITHUANIA (ole to us)
euro football champions (should be): GERMANY (ole to them!)

Posted by rez on Jun-16-2004 00:34:

haha it is a tasteless joke.. but still fairly humurous...

cmon lads, where has your humour run off to

Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-16-2004 01:11:

british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks

Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Jun-16-2004 06:42:

quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks

have you ever considered that you're a racist?

Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-16-2004 12:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist?

HELL NO

have you ever considered the fact that you're too stupid to notice i'm actually joking and that you're the only idiot who took what i said seriously come on get over it , i just like making fun of england after they lost against france , that's all don't me look like what i'm not

oh and : OMG TIESTO NUMBER 1 DJ OMG OMG OMG

Posted by razmataz on Jun-16-2004 15:03:

quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
british humour is lame except for benny hill trying to catch naked chicks

Even if you are joking that statement is bordering on blasphemous!

I am not British but I love the humour... faulty towers, black adder, yes minister, the office, monty python... the list is endless.

ps: the above joke was stupid. i dont understand one thing, and that is why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final. I say he who laughs last...

Posted by monoxide on Jun-16-2004 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
i just like making fun of england after they lost against france

everybody does

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
have you ever considered that you're a racist?

i am (like 95% of lithuanians). does that bother you?

quote:
Originally posted by razmataz
why everyone is acting like it was some sort of final?

that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull screw in history

Posted by razmataz on Jun-16-2004 19:46:

quote:
[i]
that was not the finals, that was just the biggest and most shamefull [b]screw in history

I rank the Man U - Bayern game much higher than that (MUCH MUCH higher)... and this game PALES in comparison to France - Italy at Euro 2000...

History does not remember group games.

ps: if you think its cool to be racist then something is wrong with you... apart from your sense of humour ofcourse

Posted by rez on Jun-16-2004 23:42:

lol how in the world is that a form of racism? damn you poms take everything so seriously

Posted by fastmp3 on Jun-17-2004 00:13:

damn poms where's Ian^ (hat) when you need him ?

Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Jun-17-2004 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
HELL NO

have you ever considered the fact that you're too stupid to notice i'm actually joking and that you're the only idiot who took what i said seriously come on get over it , i just like making fun of england after they lost against france , that's all don't me look like what i'm not

oh and : OMG TIESTO NUMBER 1 DJ OMG OMG OMG

Ok well whatever...I know you were just joking, but all your posts about England are negative...you might be poking fun, which is all well and good, but you don't like them, be honest.

Since when do I drool over Tiesto? Yes, I've loved him since I heard Magik 6 four years ago, but I never post shit like OMG OMG OMG bla bla bla. I didn't even catch his last gig in TO last week.

Posted by noikeee on Jun-17-2004 12:11:

Re: football joke

quote:
Originally posted by monoxide
hell, i've already posted it, but it's sooo good. i don't know if someone came up with this joke first, but it just hitted my brain from nowhere (i guess it's owned!):

-how long do you need to screw a brit?
-2mins: 90+1 and 90+3

that's infinitely unfunny, try harder

Posted by monoxide on Jun-18-2004 00:45:

quote:
Originally posted by razmataz
ps: if you think its cool to be racist then something is wrong with you...

it's deffinatelly not cool, but our nation suffered so much, that it's a natural thing that after the poll, almost 86% of lithuanians would rather live next to SERIAL KILLER, than homosexual or "black" skin man. it's just in the blood, but i have never been proud of it...

still, france agaist england mach is damn funny

Posted by milanster on Jun-19-2004 22:37:

i actually found that quite funny although i was cheering for england..lucky french!
imo all of their 4 goals in this tournament so far are CRAP

Posted by Soeder on Jun-19-2004 23:04:

England plays lika a winning team....france doesn't!
i would be worried if i was french, they can't have that luck for the rest of their matches and without luck they WILL loose if they play like that.
they sould take a look at Italy...how it changes when the players actually starting to run!