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Posted by bassaholix on Jun-17-2004 02:21:

Irony

A news website depicting news about animal cruelty when itself its showing advertising about it.. tsk tsk tsk...

[LiNk]

Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 02:29:

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Originally posted by bassaholix
A news website depicting news about animal cruelty when itself its showing advertising about it.. tsk tsk tsk...

You want irony? Today at work someone was talking about her neighbor, who was mistreating his dog. Everyone got super riled up, at which point I butted in and said "I sure hope none of you eat meat." To which some arse responds "Are you serious?! GOD put dogs on Earth to be our friends, and cows here to be eaten."

Some animals were meant to be cuddled (dogs, cats, pandas, unicorns), and others were created with the sole purpose of being tortured, killed, and eaten (pigs, cows, chickens). Makes sense to me

Posted by UWM on Jun-17-2004 02:30:

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Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 02:33:

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Originally posted by UWM
You're one of those people, aren't you?

One of those "logical" people? Yes. If I'm gonna be all cuddly-wuddly with dogs and unicorns, I won't eat cows. And if I'm gonna eat burgers and ham, I sure couldn't mind chopping up a few dogs for a tasty snack.

Posted by UWM on Jun-17-2004 02:35:

If you're trying to be cuddly wuddly with unicorns you've got some much deeper-rooted problems that I can't help you with.

I really recommend you eat a steak it's fucking good and so is protein.

Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 02:48:

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Originally posted by UWM
If you're trying to be cuddly wuddly with unicorns you've got some much deeper-rooted problems that I can't help you with.

Har dee har har...

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I really recommend you eat a steak it's fucking good and so is protein.

Yep, eaten lots of steaks in my life. And deer and lots of other random shit. You're clearly missing my point.

Posted by UWM on Jun-17-2004 02:50:

I'm just fuckin' around

Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 02:52:

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Originally posted by UWM
I'm just fuckin' around

I am going to eat your monkey.

Posted by bassaholix on Jun-17-2004 03:35:

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Originally posted by Flyboy217
I am going to eat your monkey.

Posted by Electronicmaji on Jun-17-2004 04:05:

all animals are good for eating down here they eat chicken heads mmmm good

Posted by occrider on Jun-17-2004 04:57:

Why is that animal cruelty?

Posted by bassaholix on Jun-17-2004 05:09:

More irony...

[LiNk]

Posted by Jackson on Jun-17-2004 06:45:

I'm not a vegetarian becuase I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I don't like plants

Posted by DJAntSmith on Jun-17-2004 08:01:

That's not Irony it's a Visual Contradiction.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jun-17-2004 08:37:

i had some nice tenderloin tonight.

let's talk about the food chain, shall we? it's not like dogs are not consumed, the same with cuddly lil' kitty cats. even some people have the misfortune of being eaten. nothing is really that sacred. if i was to be a vegetarian, it would be for the sake of the rain forest and not doing my part in supporting chains like McDonald's.

a nice caesar is good with a steak.

Posted by mentalbarter on Jun-17-2004 09:43:

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Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 14:27:

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Originally posted by mentalbarter
yes cos mistreating a dog is the same as eating meat

lemon

Do you know anything about what goes on in the meat industry? I don't care to describe it here, but "mistreating" dogs doesn't compare.

And clearly nobody in this thread is understanding it even remotely. I don't give a shit if you eat meat or not, torture dogs or not, wank off or not. This thread is about irony... for example the irony of people who claim to care about animals but eat them anyway.

Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-17-2004 15:41:

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Originally posted by Nou
Ok, cows were origionaly wild and free, but thats pretty much not true anymore, so get over it!

Get over what, you dolt? I told you, I don't give a fuck what you eat, shit, or wank to.

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Fuck I want a hamburger tonight!!!

FFS, who cares? Sounds like a childish attempt to instigate, although I'm not sure who/what it is you'll instigate.

How about this:

Duckies

Oohh nooo, save the duckies! And then go eat a chicken sandwich. That's called "irony," the point of this thread. But I suppose you'll have some BS for this, too, about how chickens are worthless but ducks are cute?

I've eaten both, they are equally tasty. I never even said I don't eat meat, so you morons can stop trying to be clever with the vegetarian jokes

Posted by DJ_Bod on Jun-17-2004 19:10:

Irony= a sailor dying in the desert

Posted by Mattsanity on Jun-17-2004 19:56:

You want to know something ironic?: A wife killing her husband by swinging a huge frozen meat at him. Then she says that her husband died to the police. Then they come to her house to investigate. She cooks the meat, and she serves it to the police because they were so hungry... Now how the hell are they going to trace clues and crap to find the suspect?

Now that's true irony, unlike all of yours.

Posted by mentalbarter on Jun-18-2004 09:01:

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Originally posted by Flyboy217

Duckies

lol poor ducks
they mightve tasted nice in some chinese soup

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jun-18-2004 09:05:

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Originally posted by Mattsanity
You want to know something ironic?: A wife killing her husband by swinging a huge frozen meat at him. Then she says that her husband died to the police. Then they come to her house to investigate. She cooks the meat, and she serves it to the police because they were so hungry... Now how the hell are they going to trace clues and crap to find the suspect?

Nice Lamb To The Slaughter-ripoff there

Posted by Dervish on Jun-18-2004 09:15:

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Originally posted by Flyboy217
You want irony? Today at work someone was talking about her neighbor, who was mistreating his dog. Everyone got super riled up, at which point I butted in and said "I sure hope none of you eat meat." To which some arse responds "Are you serious?! GOD put dogs on Earth to be our friends, and cows here to be eaten."

Some animals were meant to be cuddled (dogs, cats, pandas, unicorns), and others were created with the sole purpose of being tortured, killed, and eaten (pigs, cows, chickens). Makes sense to me

Couldn't agree more with you. All animals are meat just meat.

I rember my girl friend telling me about how bad it was seeing this cat which was road kill (seriously she was all crying and stuff on the phone).

Same convo I asked her is she approved of fox hunting (hunting foxes with dogs and on horses). She says yes.... so I say "Ok how about cat hunting with dogs then?" she went Of course not thats cruel.........So I said whats the differnce between a cat and a fox???

...no answer

I'd eat dog or horse veal venison whatever going. You do realise if you died in your house with your dog it would dig in and eat your flesh don't you(don't say it wouldn't cos the do)? Little fluffy would tenderly chew out your eye balls licking the blood up with the same tounge that it used to lick your hand with.

Also it's perfectly legal to kill your dog for the purpose of eating it.

Posted by Flyboy217 on Jun-18-2004 13:49:

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Originally posted by Dervish
Couldn't agree more with you. All animals are meat just meat.

I rember my girl friend telling me about how bad it was seeing this cat which was road kill (seriously she was all crying and stuff on the phone).

Same convo I asked her is she approved of fox hunting (hunting foxes with dogs and on horses). She says yes.... so I say "Ok how about cat hunting with dogs then?" she went Of course not thats cruel.........So I said whats the differnce between a cat and a fox???

...no answer

I'd eat dog or horse veal venison whatever going. You do realise if you died in your house with your dog it would dig in and eat your flesh don't you(don't say it wouldn't cos the do)? Little fluffy would tenderly chew out your eye balls licking the blood up with the same tounge that it used to lick your hand with.

Also it's perfectly legal to kill your dog for the purpose of eating it.

At least someone in this thread gets it... Pick a viewpoint, and stay consistent. I don't suppose you've ever eaten human meat, Dervish?

Posted by Dervish on Jun-18-2004 14:02:

I haven't I wouldn't "buy it over the counter" (think I'd stick to normalish stuff...dog and so . ) but if I was stuck somewhere and with someone and that someone died I'd eat them (to survive). Everyone would if you had to. Obviously if you had some connection or empathy to the animal(people included) your going to find it harder to eat. I have an empathy with humans but not dogs really. If it was a dog I'd had for a while maybe it would be harder. But again if I had to I would. I'd prefer not to just because of the empathy factor but if I had to I would. Obviously with humans you have a very high empathy so it'll take much more to eat that (i.e. life or death for most people).

I think it's just some people have a weird fetish for certain animals. Cute kittys and so on (you realise sometimes the father of these eats one or two if they are kinda hungery). And that what stops them for being willing to eat them.

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