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Funny jokes plz
I just read this and died heh
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
HAHA Thats TOP SHIT
Post some good jokes plz
i got no joke
this is my top joke:
the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar"
end of joke 
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| Originally posted by malek this is my top joke: the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar" end of joke |
i'm gooder than you , but you are badder than me
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| Originally posted by malek this is my top joke: the other day while playing call of duty, louis said " i own you all, i am the bestest player evar" end of joke |
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| Originally posted by FunKenLouis the bestest... wow mon anglais est pas si pire que ca connard people think the joke is abou the way i speak... but actualy the joke is about the fact that i own you all at call of duty MOFO by the way t le pire camper et sniper que jai vu... fuckin camper ....argl si tu commence a courir...tas pas grand chance de me battre |
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| Originally posted by malek t'as deja vu un sniper courir comme une poule sans tete (louis)??? |
jai hate de vous torcher a CS/Cod/Battlefield earth
je vous pete tous les gros
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| Originally posted by malek t'as deja vu un sniper courir comme une poule sans tete (louis)??? |
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| Originally posted by FunKenLouis je vais men souvenir...de ta petite tete.... HEADSHOTS a profusion next time jte laisse plus de chance |
ayoye man... on met de largent la dessus mofo... je vais te nicker au overall score
mais jai peurf de trop mais je veux pas te ruiner... ca va te couter cher
i got a joke:
So its this gay couple,they've been together for 2 weeks,they're walking on street together and then they see an old friend of theirs,so they start chatting and all,so their friend ask:
"So guys,how's your relationship doing"
and they answer:
"Oh its going super well,we've been so busy,so busy that we didnt have time to fart these past two weeks..."
another one:
A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The Librarian says, "Fuck Off. You won't bring it back"
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