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Good CUTE pickup lines?
The "you look familiar" stuff is played out. From experience and my many chats with female aquaintancees I've found cute pickup lines work the best. Can anyone share one that has worked? Or can you think of any? Girls, you too need to reply.
Use this
Someone mentioned it a while ago..and i still find it funny . Go upto a girl and simply be like... " Fuck me if im wrong, But is your name Yolanda ?"
Re: Use this
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| Originally posted by Phazon Someone mentioned it a while ago..and i still find it funny . Go upto a girl and simply be like... " Fuck me if im wrong, But is your name Yolanda ?" |
haha heres a funny ass one.
you: excuse me, my magic watch says your not wearing any panties
girl: well your watch is wrong, i am wearing panties
you: fuck, damn thing must be broken, its an hour ahead.
BUT... what if she isnt wearing panties? aha, you didnt think about that did you? EH?
I find that a good "Hello" and "How are you" do the trick just fine. I have no problem finding a woman. The only trouble is finding a woman that I can bring home to my mom.
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| Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid I find that a good "Hello" and "How are you" do the trick just fine. I have no problem finding a woman. The only trouble is finding a woman that I can bring home to my mom. |
I'm talking about pickup lines that will start a conversation...more like ice-breakers. I don't want to be slapped!
nice shoes wanna have sex??
Hi I'm gay
Its a game bro. Forget all these pick up lines and ice breakers. Its all about the eyes. You make eye contact and that breaks all the ice right there. You dont wanna show a girl your fake cause she can smell you coming from a mile away anyway. Just use those eyes of yours. Stare at her when she walks by. Not a hard stare, rather a sweet one. From there, if you start talkin to her..all the right words will come out of your mouth.
Eye contact makes the whole thing.
But if you got some balls or don't give a shit go up to a girl and point at one of your friends and say, "You see that guy over there?" She says, "Ya." You say, "He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
That one worked like 3 or 4 times for me when I was 18 and 19.
The best one is usually just walking up to a girl and saying, "You're beautiful...can I have a hug?"
(Yes that's gay...but it works)
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| Originally posted by SmackdowN Hi I'm gay |
how about....(situation: she is at a copy machine)
you approach and say: "reproducing eh? mind if I help?"
or maybe: you: have you ever seen an angel?
she: no, i don't think so
you: well I'm seeing one now
yeah second one was corny and stuff but has done wonders he he
ok here are some funny pick-up lines well they're not really pick-up lines these are things you would say to a girl you just met and are hanging out with her the whole night, for example picking up a chick at a rave.... once you already met these should increase the sexual tension and add a smile on her face:
ok first you make sure she doesnt have a boyfriend so ask:
Do you have a boyfriend? if yes: want another one?
next while dancing:
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
No.
Damn!
and lastly when you're all worn out from dancing:
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
here's one to do in a club thats kinda mean but is funny nonetheless:
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
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| Originally posted by Izzy here's one to do in a club thats kinda mean but is funny nonetheless: He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... |
, anyway - i saw this good looking girl walking in the street so i ask my friend to stop the car next to her - then i opened the window and ask her if she can explain me where is "arlozorov" street - when she said she dont know i start to explain her how to get there...
Go up to a girl, take a piece of ice from your drink, drop it on the floor and stamp on it. Then say, "Now that the ice is broken, would you like to f**k?"
Here`s another one:
Give her ten cents and say:
"Call your mom and tell her you won`t be coming home tonight!"
..or try this one:
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
...ok that was lame...
I personally like this one:
"Take off your cloth, lie down, we have to talk."
" Are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dancefloor?"
" Can you fuck as well as you dance?"
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| Originally posted by luckystrike hehehe lol well - i already wrote it a while ago but... , anyway - i saw this good looking girl walking in the street so i ask my friend to stop the car next to her - then i opened the window and ask her if she can explain me where is "arlozorov" street - when she said she dont know i start to explain her how to get there...she laughed and we start talking... since then me and my friends start doing it more often when we back on our way home from going out - its kinnda funny... we took a map and when people dont know the way we start explaining them... one time someone actually know where is this street so we start argue with him wich way is shorter... |
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| Originally posted by Izzy He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... |
Good CUTE pickup lines?
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| Originally posted by Excite The "you look familiar" stuff is played out. From experience and my many chats with female aquaintancees I've found cute pickup lines work the best. Can anyone share one that has worked? Or can you think of any? Girls, you too need to reply. |
Re: Good CUTE pickup lines?
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| Originally posted by bluE_Neon man, how old r u? u really need 2 come and ask ppl? seriously, just be ourself |
i agree with neon, just be yourself, be funny, cos cheesy pick up lines dont work.
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| Originally posted by Geed Ya we guessed that |
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