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Posted by ZinG on Sep-20-2001 07:57:

Funny Shit 2!!!

> > > I know it may be too early to joke about the tradgedy but life
> > > goes on and this is what I got in an
> > > email.
> > >
> > > 10 reasons to why the New York terrorists were not Lebanese
> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > 10. 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up
> > > 9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
> > >
> > > 8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
> > > 7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and
> > > not to communicate with each other
> > > 6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
> > > 5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a
> > > BMW not a Ford.
> > > 4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no
> > > girls there", perhaps in Sweden
> > > 3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on
> > > the plane.
> > > 2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get
> > > together! You think they can organize such
> > > an attack?
> > > 1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

Posted by DJ MG on Sep-20-2001 08:27:

Hey Zing come on man you know there is a section for this. So please dont post jokes in the Chill out room agian. Thanks

Posted by Phrozen on Sep-20-2001 08:37:

Re: Funny Shit 2!!!

quote:
Originally posted by ZinG
> > > I know it may be too early to joke about the tradgedy but life
> > > goes on and this is what I got in an
> > > email.
> > >
> > > 10 reasons to why the New York terrorists were not Lebanese
> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > > 10. 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up
> > > 9. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
> > >
> > > 8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them
> > > 7. Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and
> > > not to communicate with each other
> > > 6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
> > > 5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a
> > > BMW not a Ford.
> > > > 4. They wouldn't have a meeting in
> > > Afghanistan "there are no girls there", perhaps in sweden
> > > 3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on
> > > the plane.
> > > 2. 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get
> > > together! You think they can organize such
> > > an attack?
> > > 1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

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