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Posted by Minhaj on Jul-31-2004 22:19:

favorite quotes from The Simpsons

heres one from ralph

quote:
Principle skinner and Mr Crabable were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

and one from Milhouse

quote:
they got chocolate milk now?

Posted by Syphiux on Jul-31-2004 22:28:

When Homer was on medicinal marihuana:

My fingers dont seem to fing alot.....oh there they go.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Jul-31-2004 22:30:

quote:
Remember Alf? He's back! in Pog form..

Milhouse

Posted by gurra on Jul-31-2004 22:30:

Homer while chatting to someone outisde his house:

"I'm not easily impressed."

A few seconds later...

"WOW!!! A BLUE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by ze7 on Jul-31-2004 22:31:

It tastes like burning..

-Ralph

Posted by Torley Wong on Jul-31-2004 22:42:

I find that my favorite quotes from The Simpsons are surrealistic.

Such as:

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph Wiggum

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you." -- Military school Commandant's graduation address, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-31-2004 22:42:

Just about anything Dr. Nick said.

Posted by Torley Wong on Jul-31-2004 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Just about anything Dr. Nick said.

LOL... yes... my favorite from him:

NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

That caught me off-guard.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-31-2004 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by aspergian
LOL... yes... my favorite from him:

NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

That caught me off-guard.

"Free nosejobs for everybody!"
"Holy smokes, you need booze!"

Posted by Boomer187 on Jul-31-2004 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by ze7
It tastes like burning..

-Ralph

Posted by UWM on Jul-31-2004 23:22:

Kearny's kid: "I sleep in a drawer"

Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?
Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep."
R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."

R: "I bent my wookie."

Etc, ad nauseum.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-31-2004 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?
Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep."
R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."

My favorite!!!
That and the "tastes like burning" one...

Posted by UWM on Jul-31-2004 23:26:

Ralph, eating tomacco: "Eww!" (spits) "This tastes like Grandma!"
Chief Wiggum: (Eats, spits) "You're right, this does taste like Grandma!"

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-31-2004 23:28:

Homer:
"What is it boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?"
*Dog gets blown away by hurricane*
"Hurricane! Somehow the animals are always the first to know..."

Posted by Haunted on Jul-31-2004 23:37:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

Posted by Minhaj on Jul-31-2004 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Just about anything Dr. Nick said.

quote:
Thats what we look like inside..EWWW

Posted by Boomer187 on Jul-31-2004 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Haunted
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

I always say this one....hilarious.

Posted by Marcy on Jul-31-2004 23:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Homer:
"What is it boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?"
*Dog gets blown away by hurricane*
"Hurricane! Somehow the animals are always the first to know..."

lol

Homer:
"You gonna set the dogs on me, or the bees....."
"Or the dogs when they bark they shoot bees at you"
"go ahead Mr. Burns do your worst!"

Not sure if thats exactly what he says im too lazy to look up the quote but its a variation of the above.

Posted by goonerjack on Jul-31-2004 23:45:

Marge: You should go on that course, Homer!
Homer: Oh but Marge, everytime I learn something new, something old gets pushed out. Like remember that time I went on a wine tasting course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk Homer...
Homer: And how?!

Posted by Streakfury on Jul-31-2004 23:49:

Marge to a lost Homer:

quote:
Homer, where are you??!!

Homer:

quote:
I'm somewhere where I dont know where I am!!

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Bart (about the new school uniforms):

quote:
These uniforms suck!!

Marge:

quote:
Bart, where do you pick up words like that??

Homer (on the phone):

quote:
Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

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I think most of the funnest bits in the simpsons are the unspoken things. Just the expressions on their faces, or an appropriately timed police siren or something make it hilarious. Although the true star of the show is Homer.

Posted by tribu on Jul-31-2004 23:50:

JUDGE: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island
(Dont worry, its just a name)

**Scene cuts to Lisa and other running from a huge monster breathing fire

LISA: I thought he said it was just a name!
OTHER GUY: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

hahahaha the first time I saw this, i ruined a remote control cause i was laughing so hard, I spilled coke (a cola) on it. Still can't see it without cracking up. Unexpected lines like this made the simpsons great....

Posted by Syphiux on Jul-31-2004 23:52:

Homer:

When somethings hard to do, its not worth doing

Posted by Radagast on Jul-31-2004 23:55:

Anything Rainier Wolfcastle has said.

Rainier(doing stand-up comedy): That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Rainier: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

Posted by TweeK on Jul-31-2004 23:55:

Bart- "You changed man,You use to be cool"
Homer-"Im still cool"

Posted by goonerjack on Aug-01-2004 00:02:

quote:
I think most of the funnest bits in the simpsons are the unspoken things. Just the expressions on their faces, or an appropriately timed police siren or something make it hilarious. Although the true star of the show is Homer.

Very true... well timed "people-running-away" scenes are great too!

quote:
JUDGE: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island
(Dont worry, its just a name)

**Scene cuts to Lisa and other running from a huge monster breathing fire

LISA: I thought he said it was just a name!
OTHER GUY: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

LMAO!! I remember the first time I heard that... i was drinking as well and most of it went up my nose :S

Keep the classics rolling!

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