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"Yo MaMa Jokes"
Haiiiii peoplessss..
well this thread is not meant to offend anyone.. or anyone's moms..so PLEASE, dont take it personal'' hehehehe
however... i am just trying to cheer some people up in here with some laughs...
I picked up my lil cousins from school today.. they are all like 6-7-8 yrs old.. they were telling yo mama jokes in the car all the way back from school... it was hilarious.. i couldnt imagine my lil cousins making jokes like that.. but here's some... and i hope some of you would share some of yall too...
-Yo mama is so fat, she fell off a tree and went straight to hell
-yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and it rained for 3 days
-yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued
-Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
-yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts
hehehhe..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
Yo MAMA is so FAT!
-yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts! HAHAAAAA
(Now That's FUNNY) 
Your mama is so FAT she has 3 smaller Fat chicks Orbiting around her!
Your Mama is so FAT she irons her close in the drive way!
Peace! JOKER
Re: "Yo MaMa Jokes"
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| Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl -Yo mama is so fat, she fell off a tree and went straight to hell -yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and it rained for 3 days -yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued -Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! -yo mama so old.. powedered milk comes out of her breasts hehehhe.. xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
yo mamas so old she owes moses a quarter
yo mamas so fat her blood type is ragu
yo mamas so stupid shes dumb
Yo mom so poor she wore her mcdonalds uniform to church
your moms car so ghetto people broke into it to steal the CLUB
...like a race car, she can burn 4 rubbers a night
...so poor i rang the doorbell and she said *ding*!
how immature
i got a couple :)
Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
click here for: yo mama's so fat
click here for: yo mama's so nasty
click here for: yo mama's so old
click here for: yo mama's so stupid
click here for: yo mama's so ugly
yes i have too much time on my hands...hehehe...
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| Originally posted by Eugene how immature |
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| Originally posted by Eugene how immature |
I like the your momma joke from remember the titans, where the big lineman walks in to the locker room holding his back like he is in a lot of pain, then somone asks him whats wrong and he says, man, I just gave your momma a piggy back ride and she weighs twice as much as me!
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| Originally posted by NucleuzBoy i feel sorry for people like you with no sense of humor at all, |
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Im new here, and i've notice how some of you in here are some sad lil people. |
By the way, note that my post was just two words, your reply was like 15 lines. I think you need to chill...
yo mama so stupid she brings with her a spoon to the superbowl 
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| Originally posted by FASTDJMP3 yo mama so stupid she brings with her a spoon to the superbowl |
Your Mommas had my pricks in her then a second hand dart board
Your Mommas like a Kettle hot and steamy and lasts 2 minutes
Your Mommas so fat if she wore an X-files T shirt Helicopters would land on her
HAHAH there mine truely playground style hahahah
Lol i feel like im in 3rd grade again these were some of my favs:
Yo Mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out.
Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma so dumb she crashed a parked car.
Yo mamma so fat after i was done having sex with her i rolled over 3 times and i was still on her.
Yo mamma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mamma so ugly i have to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Those are the only ones i could think of now i used to know so many lol 
your mama's so poor her welcome mat says well
your mama's so fat she uses crisco for deodorant
yo mama is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order
yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper
yo momma so fat she played ''stay puff marshmellow man'' in ghostbusters...
yo momma so dumb she thinks about breathing.....
yo momma so dumb she gave birth to you (oooooohhhhhhhhhhh jk)
Eugene: quit trying to play the "i'm so mature" role and just kick back sometimes and enjoy the humor, k?
PlastikE & TranceFusion: Why did the Penguin throw the carrot into the pool? ... Cause you're a BITCH! Ooooohhhhhh..... heheheh
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...
Yo mamma's like a basketball player - she only shower's after the 4th period!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits on a dime i get back 2 nickels!
try those on for size
all in good fun, my friends, all in good fun.
-ABT-
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| Originally posted by ABTsportsline Eugene: quit trying to play the "i'm so mature" role and just kick back sometimes and enjoy the humor, k? PlastikE & TranceFusion: Why did the Penguin throw the carrot into the pool? ... Cause you're a BITCH! Ooooohhhhhh..... heheheh Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house... Yo mamma's like a basketball player - she only shower's after the 4th period! Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits on a dime i get back 2 nickels! try those on for size all in good fun, my friends, all in good fun. -ABT- |
payce
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| Originally posted by bigjimslade002 ya mamma's such a tramp she's had more people inside her then the statue of liberty. |
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
aww man, all the good one's were taken, well here's a few...
Your mom's like a hardware store, five cents a screw.
Your mom's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
Your mom's so stupid, she jumped off a cliff cause her maxi pads had wings.
Your mom's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
Your mom's like a television, even a three year old can turn her on.
Your mom's so fat, when god created light, he asked your mom to move over.
Your mom's so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world.
All in good fun, peace.
Looks like most of the good one's are taken already. So
Ya Mama's so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Ya Mama's got so much butter on her teeth she could put Parkay outta business!
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