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Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 19:34:

Raging Boner

So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.

and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner.

Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide.

So WTF do you guys do when you get one?

.....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.

Posted by UWM on Aug-04-2004 19:36:

TMI

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 19:36:

hehehehe...is one of your coworkers a sexy lady

anyway, its all about the "tuck"...you know what i'm talking about. you gotta tuck it up behind the belt hehehe

Posted by UWM on Aug-04-2004 19:38:

Hahaha I guess my TMI could've stood for:

A) Too Much Information
B) Tuck Mine In

Posted by tribu on Aug-04-2004 19:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
anyway, its all about the "tuck"...you know what i'm talking about. you gotta tuck it up behind the belt hehehe

heh, thats too visible unless your shirt is tucked in or your pants are jacked up.

just think unsexy things and it will go away...sadly, Patty and Selma Bourveies usually do the trick for me (like Homer)

Posted by twisted on Aug-04-2004 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
hehehehe...is one of your coworkers a sexy lady

anyway, its all about the "tuck"...you know what i'm talking about. you gotta tuck it up behind the belt hehehe

all guys should know what he means

Posted by MunkyAngel on Aug-04-2004 19:52:

LMAO!!!!

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-04-2004 19:55:

The "hand in the pocket" thing seems to work too. Please dont ask me how I know about this.

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 19:56:

the tuck under belt thing sucks cause like, i ahve to find a spot so that I can adjust. I also have these stupid pants and tucked in shirt, when it is tucked you can so see it.....

I guess I am between a rock and a hard place.

plus unsexah thoughts don't help....and I work with a dude. So this thing is just a ragin boner outta control.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-04-2004 19:56:

boomer, just take that pic of me off your desktop.

Posted by getfoul on Aug-04-2004 19:57:

wear a sweatshirt. a long one.

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 20:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
boomer, just take that pic of me off your desktop.

you can fit into a sink.......

and ur gonna be in miami for PVD to eh......

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:01:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Hahaha I guess my TMI could've stood for:

A) Too Much Information
B) Tuck Mine In

Posted by Tranc3 on Aug-04-2004 20:02:

Tape it to yer leg

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:04:

hmmmm...i always do the tuck when my shirt is untucked...otherwise you'd totally see it.

anyway, i suppose you could always just go to the bathroom and beat off real quick hehehe

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 20:07:

hehe, its in a casino/hotel, only public bathrooms. So knockin it down would be....eh, I dunno..kinda wierd I guess.

although it is vegas, people have sex in the stalls all the time...

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
hehe, its in a casino/hotel, only public bathrooms. So knockin it down would be....eh, I dunno..kinda wierd I guess.

although it is vegas, people have sex in the stalls all the time...

that last sentence is the key, worse things happen there all the time. you know the hotel...go find the bathroom that no one really knows about hehehe...and TCB

Posted by ShadoWolf on Aug-04-2004 20:11:

Re: Raging Boner

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.

and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner.

Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide.

So WTF do you guys do when you get one?

.....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.

stop looking at pics of your intarweb gf at work!!!

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:12:

Re: Re: Raging Boner

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
stop looking at pics of your intarweb gf at work!!!

i need to take that advice hehehe

Posted by enferno on Aug-04-2004 20:17:

It's called the "Universal Flop Up"
Where you take it, and flop it upwords, so your boxer/pant waist band thing, or belt, holds it up, and it doesn't show at all!

i got one at my wedding . . and had to do that, of all places.

stupid fucking ABS (Alien Boner Syndrome)

Posted by Slylee on Aug-04-2004 20:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
you can fit into a sink.......

and ur gonna be in miami for PVD to eh......

hahahah what the?? yea, that's me i'm a model and i pose in public restroom sinks....

Posted by Lil-H on Aug-04-2004 20:20:

Drink some water or something, usually help, really. Try to bend forward if you're able to do that.

And yeah, it seriously annoying! Like, get down there and it's getting even harder

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-04-2004 20:23:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
It's called the "Universal Flop Up"
Where you take it, and flop it upwords, so your boxer/pant waist band thing, or belt, holds it up, and it doesn't show at all!

i got one at my wedding . . and had to do that, of all places.

stupid fucking ABS (Alien Boner Syndrome)

you got one at your wedding because you were thinking about the wedding night

Posted by Boomer187 on Aug-04-2004 20:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Lil-H
Drink some water or something, usually help, really. Try to bend forward if you're able to do that.

And yeah, it seriously annoying! Like, get down there and it's getting even harder

really, drink water.....i might try to drink more. It is the desert here and I do get dehydraded often.

and I am not sure the tuck is sellable, it is still obvious.....don't make me post a pictar....

Posted by xGirlx on Aug-04-2004 20:46:

All this talk about boners is making me horny.

STOP PLEASE!

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