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Strange things in your eye . .
Today alone:
Guitar String punctured my pupil
and i got yogurt in my eye, that shit stings
Other times:
Toothpaste
horse shit
had a woodchip stuck underneath my eyelid for like 6 hours once, that hurt
saliva
candlewax
eggplant (was beamed in the head with one while at a party)
all i can think of right now
A fly in the eye. A fly bouncing off your eye is better coz otherwise it mashes up in your eye, sooooo as long as it bounces its all good.
A boxing glove, knocked the contact straight out.
Know how hard it is to hit something with no depth perception?
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| Originally posted by GHOSH A boxing glove, knocked the contact straight out. Know how hard it is to hit something with no depth perception? |
I had a mote in my eye once
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| Originally posted by GHOSH A boxing glove, knocked the contact straight out. Know how hard it is to hit something with no depth perception? |
..putting eye drops (those little individually packaged ones) in my eye to reduce redness and a minute piece of plastic from the tip of the dropper flakes off, gets in my eye, goes under the eyelid ofcourse and causes utter pain and caustic redness for 3 DAYS!! 
don't get vodka in your eye. ever.
Horse shit?
i have a brown spot in my eye.... its permanent though
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| Originally posted by UWM don't get vodka in your eye. ever. |
shot my self in the face with some unnamed male bodily fluid
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| Originally posted by mot10n reminds me of Club Dread when the guy gets supersoakered in the face with alcohol.. "omg my eyes!" |
Yeah seriously, how do you just list horse shit and not give a story?
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| Originally posted by Rodrico Yeah seriously, how do you just list horse shit and not give a story? |
Re: Strange things in your eye . .
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| Originally posted by enferno Today alone: Guitar String punctured my pupil and i got yogurt in my eye, that shit stings Other times: Toothpaste horse shit had a woodchip stuck underneath my eyelid for like 6 hours once, that hurt saliva candlewax eggplant (was beamed in the head with one while at a party) all i can think of right now |
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| Ok, the otehr might concievably happen,but.......horse shit??? |
Positive thing about wearing glasses: You won't get horse shit in your eye. Nor most of the other things, although a fly may pass through sometimes.
On the glasses thing...
My friend a while back was walking down the road and a bee flew in between his glasses and his eye. He panicked and threw his glasses off landing like 5 feet down the street in the road and a car drove over them. I've never laughed as hard in my life, needless to say he doesnt like any flying insects now, he sometimes wears goggles.
there is a parasite somewhere in the rain forests that gets in your blood and travels to your eye. the parasite then gets into the vitreous humor (the jelly substance that is inside your eyeball) of the eye and lives off of that. the only way you know you have the parasite is when you see shadows move accross your field of view in one eye. kind of wierd.....
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| Originally posted by abdul shot my self in the face with some unnamed male bodily fluid |
I assume Jizz was already mentioned in the list....(too lazy to read)
Didnt happen to me but I did get a fly in my eye when I was younger and riding my bike and also ash from a cigarette, and smoke too. Smoke burns 
Matts sad life aside, i've had a piece of ice caught in my eye before.
Probably the worst thing was when I was blowing ash out of my piece and didn't cover the bowl. A piece of ash went in my eye and irritated it for a few days. Vicks can be a son of a bitch too.
Also, don't get crushed red chili peppers in your eye, it is terrible.
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| Originally posted by enferno quite? |
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| Originally posted by Orbax depends on if you box from 6 feet away or from 2 |
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