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Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2004 02:05:

holy ****

my wife just called.

she is pregnant.

she is on a business trip in New York.

i am scared, happy, mad, and lost at the same time . . .

ahhhh!

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-10-2004 02:06:

YAY!!! congrats as i said!

no fear!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 02:07:

Game over. You lose.

Posted by RandomGirl on Aug-10-2004 02:07:

WOW!!

Congratulations! You are probably overwhelmed with feelings as of now, but you will be glad to hold that little bundle of joy in your arms when it comes. Go out and celebrate!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 02:08:

go out and have an affair before u never can again

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-10-2004 02:09:

congrats!!

now is the time to be thankful that you're a man!!

Posted by idoru on Aug-10-2004 02:10:

Congrats man.

Posted by nic01445 on Aug-10-2004 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
go out and have an affair before u never can again

Best. Advice. Ever.

I hope your baby is exactly like me!

Posted by Vlad on Aug-10-2004 02:11:

Congrats dad.

Hah, Im the first to call him dad.

Posted by Floorfiller on Aug-10-2004 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
Best. Advice. Ever.

I hope your baby is exactly like me!

a monkey with breasts?

Posted by nic01445 on Aug-10-2004 02:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
a monkey with breasts?

Some prefer the cucumber to the pickle!

Posted by TheVrk on Aug-10-2004 02:16:

i'm sure it'll be the best thing thats ever happened to you
congrats and good luck

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 02:16:

your screwed.

Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2004 02:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
your screwed.

no more like i did screw

more than you have in your short, pointless life

Posted by nic01445 on Aug-10-2004 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
no more like i did screw

more than you have in your short, pointless life

Lollercaust!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 03:04:

hey dont be so defensive..im just telling u my truth..id be running for the hills right now..crying weeping and prolly ready to plummet to my death..

Posted by enferno on Aug-10-2004 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
hey dont be so defensive..im just telling u my truth..id be running for the hills right now..crying weeping and prolly ready to plummet to my death..

that's what seperates the real men from the pussies

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Aug-10-2004 03:06:

This isnt the end of your sexlife, dear. It could be a really good thing if you just stay... proactive. If you sit there and say "Oh man, things are going to suck now" then yeah, theyre gonna suck. Having a baby is awesome! Soak it up while the little precious is young, and damnit! Keep having sex!!!

Posted by ricky on Aug-10-2004 03:07:

ooo congrats

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
that's what seperates the real men from the pussies

no it seperates the tied down jail birds from the free "the skys the limit" young men who still have years and years and years to create something so grande in this world it will be remembered for centuries to come..

also gives me alot of time to post..anyways i dont see why theres a need for hostility i wasnt flaming u or dissing u but if u want it to come to that in your celebration thread u called out the right guy

Posted by Yan on Aug-10-2004 03:10:

Possibility that she got pregnant off a "business" partner?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Aug-10-2004 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Possibility that she got pregnant off a "business" partner?

im sure he'll find out when the kid comes out and its black

Posted by Vlad on Aug-10-2004 03:18:

Rule of thumb:

Constantly remind her she is beautiful through the pregnancy, and have sex once in a while so she doesnt think that she looks fat and ugly.

Posted by nic01445 on Aug-10-2004 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Rule of thumb:

Constantly remind her she is beautiful through the pregnancy, and have sex once in a while so she doesnt think that she looks fat and ugly.

Her: "ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm so fat! You think i'm disgusting!"

You: "No, baby not at all! Don't worry, I've nailed fat chicks before!"

Posted by RandomGirl on Aug-10-2004 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Rule of thumb:

Constantly remind her she is beautiful through the pregnancy, and have sex once in a while so she doesnt think that she looks fat and ugly.

Very true!

CONSTANTLY remind her of how beautiful she is. It's very hard for a woman to go from what they are used to being, to looking like a whale in the matter of a few months. Imagine having a giant pen0r and then a couple months later, it's the size of a baby's finger. It's very hard to handle, and can make you very self-concious!

Hope it goes smoothly

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