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Posted by Zewad on Aug-10-2004 23:12:

Colonoscopy Comments

Colonoscopy Comments

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that were made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do the Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!"

8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And THE best one:

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Posted by trancebrat on Aug-10-2004 23:18:

Nice ones Brent!

Posted by Yan on Aug-10-2004 23:19:

Heh. Cute.

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-11-2004 00:03:

My mom had to go in for one yesterday very unpleasant indeed maybe those jokes might cheer her up.

Posted by UWM on Aug-11-2004 00:06:

lol @ 11.

Posted by butterfly on Aug-11-2004 00:14:

one time when i was in college one of my teammates had this done and when he returned that day he brought the pics with him to dinner. it was nasty.... but i think his graphic description over dinner might have been worse.

wait... i think i might be confused. whatever i was talking about was where they stick the camera up the ass... dont know if that is the same is the thing in the joke...

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-11-2004 00:47:

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Originally posted by butterfly
one time when i was in college one of my teammates had this done and when he returned that day he brought the pics with him to dinner. it was nasty.... but i think his graphic description over dinner might have been worse.

wait... i think i might be confused. whatever i was talking about was where they stick the camera up the ass... dont know if that is the same is the thing in the joke...

yes its the same thing I refused to look @ the pics, although i did sneak a quick peak. looks like u would expect a smooth pinkish tunnel. They give you something that makes you forget what happened but you remember bits and parts like a bad dream, at least thats how she explained it to me.

http://www.keithandshilloy.com/Colonoscopy.jpg

Posted by A.J. on Aug-11-2004 00:57:

Damn you!!!!!

I didn't ask to see that!

Posted by nic01445 on Aug-11-2004 01:00:

lol, I was eating a bowl of chocolate icecream as I saw those pics. Delicious.

Posted by igottaknow on Aug-11-2004 01:02:

shit happens