Football club put player for sale on ebay

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Posted by evil_bastard on Aug-17-2004 15:58:

Football club put player for sale on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....bayphotohosting

Posted by th0m on Aug-17-2004 22:05:

Do they ship overseas? I prefer FedEx next day.

Posted by Eddie N MIAMI on Aug-18-2004 01:29:

Posted by imokruok on Aug-18-2004 05:49:

Too high starting bid. He apparently sucks.

Can I pay through Paypal?

Posted by RubiK Cube on Aug-18-2004 09:38:

I think they go appearances confussed with trips to the hospital

Posted by TJM on Aug-18-2004 12:08:

Eh!? I really rate Dyer personally

Posted by RubiK Cube on Aug-18-2004 12:11:

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Originally posted by TJM
Eh!? I really rate Dyer personally

But not on footballing ability

Posted by InterMilan31 on Aug-18-2004 17:20:

You all know it costs money to put up auctions. I think Im going to make a bid though.

Posted by Turner on Aug-19-2004 18:53:

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Originally posted by RubiK Cube

I think they go appearances confussed with trips to the hospital

LMFAO

Posted by Goashem on Aug-19-2004 19:43:

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WARNING FROM EBAY'S LEGAL DEPARTMENT: Please remove this auction item or amend it's listing details as you are liable under eBay's terms and conditions for false advertising and / or claims made by the seller as per the description given of said item. Namely the following terms: "Dyer" and "Footballer" are found to be misleading.

Posted by TJM on Aug-19-2004 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by RubiK Cube
But not on footballing ability

Hehe got me.

Posted by DJGolf on Aug-19-2004 21:11:

is it for real? i can't belive it

Posted by evil_bastard on Aug-19-2004 22:15:

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Originally posted by DJGolf
is it for real?

Yeah the bids are flying in, up to 10 million now.

Posted by Turner on Aug-21-2004 13:32:

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This player is currently surplus to requirements at Newcastle, and generally annoying the hell out of the fans with his ungratefulness and laziness and poor attitude - and considering the number of other talented midfielders currently in the squad, needs to go as quickly as possible. Especially if theres a defender coming in as part of the deal....or perhaps a couple of cases of brown ale for Bellamy, Bowyer & the boys to get tanked up on before they go out to (alledgedly) hit women and Asian students....

how mint

Q: How would he be dispatched to me?, It cannot be in a box as Kieron apparently does not like entering the box (see recent scoring records) unless it's a hairy one.

A: how about bubble-wrap to protect his china legs?

Q: why can't you give him to sunderland as a gift, along with Titus Bramble?

A: Because no-one hates the Mackems that much.

Q: Why don't you sell him to the Mackems for a tenner. I know, I know, they can't afford to pay that much, and it's more than he's worth, but surely you can start at a tenner and drop it to �1 if you have to. Why don't you put the picture back up with a picture of a dummy next to him. - Then everyone will recognise him, including his girlfriend. Apparently she has a dummy also. - Kieron !

A: To be able to afford that, they would have to sell their stadium and all the supporters house to raise the �1 transfer fee needed.#

Q: Can we uzze him in defenzze or right zzide? We have nuff central miidfild playerzz. Call me.. Code Svennis.

A: Ask him yourself, he seems to know exactly where he wants to play.

Q: Will you throw in a captain's armband?

A: I�m sorry, that item is no longer included with Keiron Dyer. Pls. see �Alan Shearer� for more details

Posted by Genesis Evolved on Aug-22-2004 06:46:

Verdammt! Ebay removed the auction

Posted by evil_bastard on Aug-22-2004 11:56:

Kieron Dyer is apparently an invalid item, obviously ebay don't rate him either!

Posted by Turner on Aug-22-2004 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by evil_bastard
Kieron Dyer is apparently an invalid item, obviously ebay don't rate him either!