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Attack of the Clothing!
OMG!!
This is a really dumb thread, but I thought it was hilariously funny.
So, here I am trying to take my bra off... usually it takes me like 2 milliseconds and I am done. But for some reason IT WONT COME OFF!!!!!!! So I am like "WHAT THE FUCK?!??!" and I look at it, and it's INSIDE OUT! So I wore it inside out all day long, and didn't even notice. Now I have to try and take it off the backwards way. 
Anyways, so I try to get it off for like... 5 more minutes and it finally comes off. I felt like I was trapped! It was a weird feeling.
So, ummm to make this a worthy thread.. does anyone have any funny stories about clothing troubles? IE. Men wearing underwear backwards and then having to pull their pants all the way down to pee? HAHAHA! Or getting trapped in a shirt that didn't fit at the store, and not knowing how you are gonna get it off.
That's happened to me. I'll get it on, but then I can't get it off, and so I have a shirt half way over my head and no one to help me. Then I start hearing *riiip* SHIT! Get this gad damned thing off! LOL.
Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE!
P.S. Apologies for the lameness in advance. I am bored OK!!
Yeah I've had stuff like that before.
Them bra's can be quite tricky... 
My best friend, a few years back, came to school dressed in these weird jeans. After further inspection and commenting by this guy, it's apparent that the jeans are too tight on him and just look weird... After a few minutes of deliberation, my friend finally goes "OH SH*T! THESE ARE MY SISTERS BELLBOTTOMS!", at which every one of my friends, including myself, died laughing. Unfortunately, we were creeped out right after as soon as my friend replied with "But they're so comfortable to wear..." 
Next time you have troubles taking your bra off, I recommend providing a live video stream so that we can all help you with it.
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| Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE! |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Men wearing underwear backwards and then having to pull their pants all the way down to pee? HAHAHA! |
I can only imagaine the "next time, let us help you with your bra" comments that are gonna hit this post... 
In karate class we were having final rounds in our spars, and on the last one I was getting real tired, and not bothering to set my gi on as proper as i should, so it slid down a scootch from my waist. During the spar, I decide a fancy high kick would win the round, which it did, but it also rips the gi bottom in two. The judges were luckily able to stop laughing long enough to give the score, before continuing to fall off their chairs.
pictures of ur undergarments?
ROFL
there was this incident where my belt buckle got caught and wouldnt come off...thats abt it
and there was another incident with another belt where i was just walking around and my trousers just fell down (not entirely but started slipping) my belt had came loose, it was one of them slidey belts...
got a new one now and its cool.
I've put on my underwear inside out, not backwards I think. And shirts inside out, socks inside out 
i remember in primary school, about grade 3, i was playing footy on the oval. then i see something come out the bottom of my pants. anyway it was yesterdays jocks! i didnt know wat to do, so i grabbed them quickly and put them in my pocket. luckily no one saw. i had worn the pants the day before, and when i put them on that morning the jocks were still in there. ahhhh
sometimes when im putting on a jumper, i pull it over my head but i cant find the head hole. and i start putting my head through the arm hole or something. it gets embarrasing...
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| Originally posted by joshyd i remember in primary school, about grade 3, i was playing footy on the oval. then i see something come out the bottom of my pants. anyway it was yesterdays jocks! i didnt know wat to do, so i grabbed them quickly and put them in my pocket. luckily no one saw. i had worn the pants the day before, and when i put them on that morning the jocks were still in there. ahhhh |
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| Originally posted by Yan The slang! It kills me... Did you shove crap in your pockets or something? |
I had to cut a pair of jeans off, once, because the zipper was stuck and I was about to get some lovin'.
Last time I sacrifice my favorite pair of pants for a man. Sukka.
Theresa, this thread is why I love you.
once when i was a kid i went to school with the pajama(sp) pants underneath my jeans
Well here goes, when I was younger I was just weird. I used to dress like a girl but still did tomboyish things. I was skateboarding in the summer. I was pretty young and I dont recall exactly how old. I am wearning shorts and a bathingsuit top kinda thingy that doesnt have a regular bra closure. It was like a plastic thing where you interlock the pieces and it snaps together. As I started rolling down a hill the clip unsnapped my top came off and I was topless in the middle of the street with cars going by. In NEW YORK no less. It was pretty embarassing.
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| Originally posted by paranoik0 once when i was a kid i went to school with the pajama(sp) pants underneath my jeans |
When I was 16, I was taking the In-Classroom portion of my driving lessons. It was in the Fall, and I had on a pull-over jacket, which I was wearing in the classroom. However, they heat was on, and it was getting quite hot. So I grabbed my jacket from the back and whipped it off over my head. I didn't realize that I had also grabbed the t-shirt I was wearing underneath the jacket. When I looked down and saw that I was holding both my jacket and t-shirt in my hands, I then realized that I was sitting topless ... in a classroom with over 20 strangers, who all sensed that they should look my way at that exact moment.
go me.
What the hell are jocks?
I leaned back in my desk chair at work, and the button on my pants snapped and hit me in the face. That was like a month ago.
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| Originally posted by Theresa Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE! |
well i went to work wearing a shirt inside out...and guess who noticed it..the VP of operations..it was a lil embarecing but i am cool with the bosses and just had a laugh about it.
You know what I hate? The "Nut Squeeze", there is nothing more momentarily painful than the surprise "Nut Squeeze". I hope you guys know what im talking about...
jason's clothing stories:
1. this one time a student group i was apart of on campus ordered t-shirts. we got the t-shirts and some of them were ridiculously small, seriously for like 5-6 yr olds or something. anyway, i thought it would be funny if i squeezed into it and took a picture hahaha. so i did. it took probably a good half an hour to get it off afterwards...
2. i end up wearing clothes backwards or inside out all the time because i'll wake up and throw something on real quick because i'm late for work. underwear backwards, inside out, whatever hehehe.
3. last one. i was a kid in elementary school and i had these favorite shorts that i liked to wear. i wore them to school one day and when i came home i noticed that there was a huge gigantic rip right in the crouch area hahaa. seriously...my junk must've been hanging out all day because this hole was like a good 3 inches long hahaha...
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| Originally posted by Theresa OMG!! This is a really dumb thread, but I thought it was hilariously funny. So, here I am trying to take my bra off... usually it takes me like 2 milliseconds and I am done. But for some reason IT WONT COME OFF!!!!!!! So I am like "WHAT THE FUCK?!??!" and I look at it, and it's INSIDE OUT! So I wore it inside out all day long, and didn't even notice. Now I have to try and take it off the backwards way. Anyways, so I try to get it off for like... 5 more minutes and it finally comes off. I felt like I was trapped! It was a weird feeling. So, ummm to make this a worthy thread.. does anyone have any funny stories about clothing troubles? IE. Men wearing underwear backwards and then having to pull their pants all the way down to pee? HAHAHA! Or getting trapped in a shirt that didn't fit at the store, and not knowing how you are gonna get it off. That's happened to me. I'll get it on, but then I can't get it off, and so I have a shirt half way over my head and no one to help me. Then I start hearing *riiip* SHIT! Get this gad damned thing off! LOL. Ohhh, I wanna hear some "penis in the zipper" stories. Common SHARE! P.S. Apologies for the lameness in advance. I am bored OK!! |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller bla bla bla bla bla this hole was like a good 3 inches long |
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