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Something for anyone who doesnt like spiders...

:erm:

Heres one for you. :tup:

This all happened last night.

Ok so a few minutes ago I was just browsing the forums, when I saw something moving on the wall out the corner of my eye. I looked closer and was greeted by this.



It ran around on the wall a bit more while I got a ruler to measure it.



At this time, I saw a much smaller spider wander over, take one look at this monster, and leg it.

Soon after, the goliath dropped down the wall, ran under my pillow, across my bed and stopped for a rest at the bottom.



Now normally I dont mind having spiders in the room - keeps the place free of little flies. But this **** was just too big. No way was I havinging an 8cm spider running over the bed while I was asleep. He moved a bit again so I decided to make my move.



After a chase, I picked him up, cupped in both hands. He didnt like being in there so tried to get out (wriggling a lot). My original plan was to put him out the window, but noooo. He decided he was going to be awkward.

I opened my hands to let him out onto the windowsill outside, when the bugger ran all the way up my arm, and onto my back. At this stage I brushed him off and went to catch him again. But he was no-where to be found. He'd made a run for it. Just to make sure, I took my top off to see if he'd run down the inside. He hadnt.


He's still in the room somewhere. :erm:

What if you eat him while you're asleep...

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Originally posted by Cloudburst What if you eat him while you're asleep...

How could you eat an 8 cm spider without noticing?

I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?"

Eccchh. I can't believe you cupped that monster in your hands, man.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?"

Well, but again:

How could an 8 cm spider eat you without noticing?

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?"

yeah, either that or he gets a crunchy night snack!

Fuck putting it outside, I would have taken my shoe to that bastard.

i admire your guts man... next time use a vacuum.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst What if you eat him while you're asleep...

You get a nutritious meal while sleeping

I can't believe you grabbed that ****** either. Did you know for a fact that it wasn't poisonous. My friend got bit by a brown rackloose about a month ago. It bit him three times, in his sleep, and he is still suffering because of it. It's poison is like acid and ate a bunch of skin off his leg. Pretty nasty.

good going
now you prolly pissed it off
ide sleep else were till i killed that bad mamajama

Chris you're a feaking maniac!!!

i dont think u will see him again. i had one like that in my room last year. twatted him with a shoe, he survived and ran off. never saw him agian. and had one slightly smaller the other day, went to put a glass over him and once again missed (yes i know i suck :P) and he fell on the floor and i havent seen him agian. and that was acouple of weeks ago. im just waiting for the bastad to resurface fully gworn to make me shite myself.

This entire conversation is hilarious. Especially the first 5 posts.

deodrant + lighter = shrivled up, black, limbless dead spider.

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Originally posted by Nell deodrant + lighter = shrivled up, black, limbless dead spider.

firestarter. and i would not have touched the damn spider. i would have rolled up a magazine.. there is still blood on a wall in my house from a gigantic spider i killed three years ago. blood stain the size of the bottom of a tin pepsi can.

I'm still waiting for my spider Geoff to return. I think I told the story on here before about the spider I named Geoffery. He was basically about the size of that one in the picture above, but his legs were freakishly deformed. They were proper long, like some gimongous piece of mutated string. Every night starting around 8pm he would start his trek around my room, ever so slowly, and keeping quite close to the ceiling. On arriving at the opposite corner to where he started, he'd scale down the wall mission impossible style, pause for a second, and then belt it well fast across the floor and back up the wall to where he started. This whole course took about 4 hours in duration, and went on as far as I knew every single night all summer until one day he fucked off to what I presume was to go and hibernate. That was the second summer I had seen him so I thought it was only fair I give him a name. I hope he returns again How long is their life expectancy? I hope my boy is still doing well.

I would've got my cat after something that big, and if that didn't work then a shotgun.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I'm still waiting for my spider Geoff to return. I think I told the story on here before about the spider I named Geoffery. He was basically about the size of that one in the picture above, but his legs were freakishly deformed. They were proper long, like some gimongous piece of mutated string. Every night starting around 8pm he would start his trek around my room, ever so slowly, and keeping quite close to the ceiling. On arriving at the opposite corner to where he started, he'd scale down the wall mission impossible style, pause for a second, and then belt it well fast across the floor and back up the wall to where he started. This whole course took about 4 hours in duration, and went on as far as I knew every single night all summer until one day he fucked off to what I presume was to go and hibernate. That was the second summer I had seen him so I thought it was only fair I give him a name. I hope he returns again How long is their life expectancy? I hope my boy is still doing well.

Reading this I experienced a fondness of a spider for the first time in my life.

Was that thing born in a puddle of nuclear waste or something?

-Clovis

spiders freak me out, but i have this weird respect for them and can never kill them. i'm scared of them, but whenever i come across one, i let it be...i've even faced my fears several times and caught a few in a paper cup (ones i found in the house) and then let them back outside.

spiders are cool.

see i would probably leave them alone if i didn't know they were inside my walls making more lil spiders and secretly planning to me my body from the inside out during my sleep

Spiders are cool. They're not my best buddies but i'm not afraid them either (excluding some ultra poisonous ones which luckily don't live around here). I usually let them be if i come across one. If they have come to a wrong place, i pick them up with my hand or something i can find and take them outside. They haven't hurt me so why should i hurt them? Another good thing to live in a country with spiders you don't need to worry about..

The spiders i usually get to see on the walls in the house are between 0.5-2cm (about) so nothing like the "monster" in the pics. I actually might buy a huge tarantula one day but my gf isn't too happy about the idea.

I can see him now on the top of the curtain. No way am I climbing up on the table to catch him.

I've done enough climbing up scaffolding for one day.

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