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When was the last time you . . Part 5 I think
When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over)
Fell down stairs (and how)
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
Broke something (what and how)
ok i'm outta Q's
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When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over) last thurday over a dodgeball game,
Fell down stairs (and how)never
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
Beacon,i was still good to me
Went to a concert (and what concert/where) about two weeks ago some venue were some of the local Djs were spinning
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)Never
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)Forhead,the dodgeball incident
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)Like in 7th grade long time ago
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)a girl in my school we crashed in the school hallway
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)I knocked a chick up if you know what i mean 
Broke something (what and how)My pencil lead at school,i was tapping on my desk making beatz.
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| Originally posted by enferno When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) Fell down stairs (and how) Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) Broke something (what and how) ok i'm outta Q's |
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| Originally posted by enferno When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) Fell down stairs (and how) Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) Broke something (what and how) ok i'm outta Q's |
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Got in a fight: Don't recall getting into a real fight in the past five years or so, but I know there have been a few before then.
Fell down stairs: Never fallen down stairs.
Ate something stale: A bag of chips out of a brand new selection we'd picked up at the store. It hadn't expired.
Went to a concert: A Coldplay concert with my gf. When? I have no clue. 
Got a piercing: Don't have piercings.
Got wounded: Stubbed my toe on the corner of a wall. I stub my left foot a lot.
Did drugs: Never.
Ran into a blunt object: The last time I remember running into anything was a cement pillar at school, while talking to friends.
Knocked someone or something large over: Don't recall.
Broke something: Knocked a plate off of the counter the other day.
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Got in a fight (and what over)
-1 year ago. guy slapped a girl at a party. Tried to put his head through the ceiling but it was surprisingly resiliant *the ceiling was, he got knocked out*
Fell down stairs (and how)
-5 days ago, twisted something. was just running down.
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
-hmmm at some moldy bread. thought it tasted funny...just a week over.
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
-Never been to a concert
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
-soon...sooooon
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
-Yesterday shooting the shotgun for a couple hours popped me shoulder a bit.
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
-alcohol a drug? weed was like a year ago. Just laughed for a few hours and thought my wall was on fire.
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
-Ran into a fence friday night. my cheek still hurts.
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
-The fence I ran into
Broke something (what and how)
-...the fence lol
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Got in a fight (and what over)
right before summer, I drunkenly fought these two guys which one of them was my friend. one of the guys i hated and started out fighting him, my friend jumped in and accedentally (i think) punched my square in the nose, so we all started fighting
Fell down stairs (and how)
couple days ago i was ma
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
two weeks ago, blueberry yogurt, a week old
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)barenaked ladies in '94
with my parents hehehe (thats right, i havnt been to a event yet)
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) i stuck a knife through my hand, while trying to somehow unpeel an orange...with a knife... when i was 8...does that count
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) REALLY badly fucked up my nose in a fight...see question one
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) last night, smoked a join in my room, i was fairly high
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) riding my bike into a fence about three weeks ago
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) see question one, kicking him [theopponant] around the stomach for kicking me in the head
Broke something (what and how)
first joint i rolled last night, had to reroll
I�m in the mood to write some stories, so don�t bitch if it�s a bit long.
Got in a fight (and what over):
Friday night this crazy drunk girl attacked this girl I was with for no reason and I pulled her off. She punched my friend in the mouth and scratched her back. I pulled her off but didn't touch her or anything and she slapped me. I said "look stick to being just an ugly bitch, don't be a stupid bitch as well". I got kicked out for that. I never get kicked out, I'm a lover not a fighter.
Fell down stairs (and how):
About 5 weeks ago I played cricket all day Sunday and was really dehydrated but I decided to go and have a drink that night anyway. I was having one of those sensational weekends where everything goes right and luck was on my side so I didn�t want to waste it. A friend of mine owns a bar and I thought I�d pop in and say hi an hour or so before it closed and maybe go for a drink with him. I was in a confident, bubbly, invincible mood and I even top scored for my cricket team that day.
Unfortunately my bar owner mate wasn�t working so I grabbed a drink anyway and had a smoke. I felt like a bit of a nerd on my own though, so I was going to go home straight away. But one of the bargirls was really hot and I worked it a little and she flirted a little back. She kept making me drink cocktail after cocktail, and given the fact I played sport all day I got pretty drunk pretty fast. Next thing I know I�m back at her house in the same suburb.
She was a real hippy alternative chick so I decide to keep my love of globalisation, commercialisation and capitalism to myself in order to get some action. So we are back at her house and there are all these people there, I�m spewing a little, just need a little alone time to make a move. There is especially this one guy that is really suspect on me and he won�t let me, or her, out of his sight. Anyway next thing I�m discussing my love of art and music and she is telling me why people only commit crimes because we have a government. And we are listening to John Butler Trio. The lengths I go to to get some action.
Next thing I know she�s giving me a lesson on fire twirling. Still trying to look cool and coordinated, but drunk from 7 cocktails and a couple tall bottles of beer I manage to burn my favourite jeans, my flatmate�s favourite t shirt and nearly set my hair on fire. I think I look good though. A couple of people leave, so I fancy my chances a little more but that annoying guy isn�t going anywhere. I�m figuring that this guy, a photographer and I hate photographers, is best mates with my female friend�s flatmate and has been keen on her for a while, but hasn�t got anywhere.
I finally give my first compliment as I think she smells nice and wonder what perfume she wears, but this backfires as she gives me a lecture on the toxic non-natural chemicals in perfumes. I decide to brush up on my left wing values after I leave and be mean from now on. Finally this guy gets the message, its now quite late and maybe he�s got the message from the fact I�ve asked him about 50 times where he lives, when he�s going home and subtlety what the fuck he�s still doing here. He tries to milk some guilt votes by saying he�s going to sleep in his car but neither of us care. Loser! Is there anything better than cutting out some guy that has put in months and months of work, and you�ve put in a couple hours? Its like a stake right through he heart.
Finally its time to make a move and I do so at the top on the back stairs at her house, which are two story, very steep, long, wooden and old.
Its getting quite passionate and her breasts are out, until we slip. Next thing I�m falling backwards at great speed, like really really fast, and manage to land upside down on my head right at the bottom. Like my head took the entire brunt of the landing. I think my arm is broken. I try to assess the damage and luckily there is only internal bleeding, and no red stuff on the stairs. I feel like someone has smashed me with a baseball bat right on my temple. My head is throbbing, sticking out about 5 centimetres more than normal, and I am having trouble with my vision. Time for another beer.
I grab my lady friend, keep wishing I could remember her name, and fighting through the immense pain I am in, rip her clothes off. She is one crazy girl, halfway through sex she gets up and starts painting, next thing she is having sex and painting at the same time. Fucking hippy chicks!! She is wild in the sack, and some of the shit that comes out of her mouth you wouldn�t believe. I reckon dickhead in the car can hear her squeal.
About an hour later its now day time and I call a cab, I can�t even remember where I parked my car. I am smart enough to leave my jacket there which ensures at least one more night of wild hippy girl sex. I go straight to the hospital where I am admitted and put on a drip. Next thing I get cat scans and little tablets that make me see imaginary little green men in my hospital ward. I get two days off work and huge amounts of sympathy from everybody.
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date):
A few months ago I decided late at night to have a protein shake whilst watching a movie with a female friend of mine. In almost total darkness I pour the milk into my shaker, and put a few scoops of powder, give a shake and sit down.
It feels really really lumpy. I just think that I mustn�t have shaken it very well and the lumps are undissolved protein powder. The next morning my companion goes to have some cereal and upon opening the milk bottle is rocked back my the smell. Its about a month overdue and must have been hiding at the back when I took it out the previous night. Its so off there are coloured bits. Somehow I am not sick.
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
Ajax and Flipside Family Friday night.
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
No piercings.
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
See stairs story.
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
I went on a date and it lasted for 2 days. The dumbest thing I did was dancing to R & B (Urban) music in order to fit in at this shit club where I met the people I was with, and although I wan probably dancing like a real dickhead, I thought I looked good.
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
Can�t remember.
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
No idea.
Broke something (what and how)
Can�t remember.
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| Originally posted by spec I�m in the mood to write some stories, so don�t bitch if it�s a bit long. Got in a fight (and what over): Friday night this crazy drunk girl attacked this girl I was with for no reason and I pulled her off. She punched my friend in the mouth and scratched her back. I pulled her off but didn't touch her or anything and she slapped me. I said "look stick to being just an ugly bitch, don't be a stupid bitch as well". I got kicked out for that. I never get kicked out, I'm a lover not a fighter. Fell down stairs (and how): About 5 weeks ago I played cricket all day Sunday and was really dehydrated but I decided to go and have a drink that night anyway. I was having one of those sensational weekends where everything goes right and luck was on my side so I didn�t want to waste it. A friend of mine owns a bar and I thought I�d pop in and say hi an hour or so before it closed and maybe go for a drink with him. I was in a confident, bubbly, invincible mood and I even top scored for my cricket team that day. Unfortunately my bar owner mate wasn�t working so I grabbed a drink anyway and had a smoke. I felt like a bit of a nerd on my own though, so I was going to go home straight away. But one of the bargirls was really hot and I worked it a little and she flirted a little back. She kept making me drink cocktail after cocktail, and given the fact I played sport all day I got pretty drunk pretty fast. Next thing I know I�m back at her house in the same suburb. She was a real hippy alternative chick so I decide to keep my love of globalisation, commercialisation and capitalism to myself in order to get some action. So we are back at her house and there are all these people there, I�m spewing a little, just need a little alone time to make a move. There is especially this one guy that is really suspect on me and he won�t let me, or her, out of his sight. Anyway next thing I�m discussing my love of art and music and she is telling me why people only commit crimes because we have a government. And we are listening to John Butler Trio. The lengths I go to to get some action. Next thing I know she�s giving me a lesson on fire twirling. Still trying to look cool and coordinated, but drunk from 7 cocktails and a couple tall bottles of beer I manage to burn my favourite jeans, my flatmate�s favourite t shirt and nearly set my hair on fire. I think I look good though. A couple of people leave, so I fancy my chances a little more but that annoying guy isn�t going anywhere. I�m figuring that this guy, a photographer and I hate photographers, is best mates with my female friend�s flatmate and has been keen on her for a while, but hasn�t got anywhere. I finally give my first compliment as I think she smells nice and wonder what perfume she wears, but this backfires as she gives me a lecture on the toxic non-natural chemicals in perfumes. I decide to brush up on my left wing values after I leave and be mean from now on. Finally this guy gets the message, its now quite late and maybe he�s got the message from the fact I�ve asked him about 50 times where he lives, when he�s going home and subtlety what the fuck he�s still doing here. He tries to milk some guilt votes by saying he�s going to sleep in his car but neither of us care. Loser! Is there anything better than cutting out some guy that has put in months and months of work, and you�ve put in a couple hours? Its like a stake right through he heart. Finally its time to make a move and I do so at the top on the back stairs at her house, which are two story, very steep, long, wooden and old. Its getting quite passionate and her breasts are out, until we slip. Next thing I�m falling backwards at great speed, like really really fast, and manage to land upside down on my head right at the bottom. Like my head took the entire brunt of the landing. I think my arm is broken. I try to assess the damage and luckily there is only internal bleeding, and no red stuff on the stairs. I feel like someone has smashed me with a baseball bat right on my temple. My head is throbbing, sticking out about 5 centimetres more than normal, and I am having trouble with my vision. Time for another beer. I grab my lady friend, keep wishing I could remember her name, and fighting through the immense pain I am in, rip her clothes off. She is one crazy girl, halfway through sex she gets up and starts painting, next thing she is having sex and painting at the same time. Fucking hippy chicks!! She is wild in the sack, and some of the shit that comes out of her mouth you wouldn�t believe. I reckon dickhead in the car can hear her squeal. About an hour later its now day time and I call a cab, I can�t even remember where I parked my car. I am smart enough to leave my jacket there which ensures at least one more night of wild hippy girl sex. I go straight to the hospital where I am admitted and put on a drip. Next thing I get cat scans and little tablets that make me see imaginary little green men in my hospital ward. I get two days off work and huge amounts of sympathy from everybody. Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date): A few months ago I decided late at night to have a protein shake whilst watching a movie with a female friend of mine. In almost total darkness I pour the milk into my shaker, and put a few scoops of powder, give a shake and sit down. It feels really really lumpy. I just think that I mustn�t have shaken it very well and the lumps are undissolved protein powder. The next morning my companion goes to have some cereal and upon opening the milk bottle is rocked back my the smell. Its about a month overdue and must have been hiding at the back when I took it out the previous night. Its so off there are coloured bits. Somehow I am not sick. Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Ajax and Flipside Family Friday night. Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) No piercings. Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) See stairs story. Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) I went on a date and it lasted for 2 days. The dumbest thing I did was dancing to R & B (Urban) music in order to fit in at this shit club where I met the people I was with, and although I wan probably dancing like a real dickhead, I thought I looked good. Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) Can�t remember. Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) No idea. Broke something (what and how) Can�t remember. |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 That post was hilarious. Props. -Clovis |
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When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over) this morning, over my phone bill
Fell down stairs (and how)last night, i was coming down the stairs to get back to my laptop and i had the blanket around me and i tripped over it and fell
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) i dont know
Went to a concert (and what concert/where) i dont remember not 2 long ago
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) 1 year got the cartlege in my ear then i let it close because it annoyd me
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) everyday, im a klutz, currently my head from slipping in the bathrum, and also my knee from falling in the kitchen
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) um, i didnt know it til 2 days later but i got fairy dusted at a rave and i was nieve and didnt realize it hah but other then that, 7 months ago
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) the garage door 2day and then the sliding glass door
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) i dont remember
Broke something (what and how) a plate today
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Got in a fight (and what over)
can't remember...
Fell down stairs (and how)
today morning....running up the stairs and just slipped...
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
erm..dunno....
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
3 weeks ago on the beach..some pop \ rock bands...
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
2 months ago, eyebrow
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
shaving wounds included ? 
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
never
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
ran into a door....it was like 3am and i went upstairs, all dark and shit...thought the door is open
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
erm...dunno
Broke something (what and how)
fan...don't remember how
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When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over) -- god knows when... w/ a friend like couple of months ago over a stupid misunderstanding. oh and a guy couple of months prior to that. 
Fell down stairs (and how) -- cant remember for the life of me
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)-- cant remember for me this one either!
Went to a concert (and what concert/where) -- HS choir concert? :d if you count seeing DJs spin; like a month ago, saw dave seaman. was just amazing! 
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)\/b] -- over a year ago; got my 3rd hole done on my left ear.
[b]Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) -- i have a long nasty scrape on my right calf, does that count? 
i dunno where i got it nor when i got it though...
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) -- drank & smoked week like a month ago. dumb thing i did? i have very lil recollection of what went on that night, let alone a dumb thing i did.
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) -- not sure but prolly @ work, on a corner of a desk top... happens quite often!
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) -- dunno.
Broke something (what and how) -- i didnt break it but my phone broke on its own... fuckin piece of shit vodafone. 
lost all my data, photos, ringtones, over 90 imporatant #s...!
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| Originally posted by enferno Got in a fight (and what over) Fell down stairs (and how) Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) Broke something (what and how) |
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| Originally posted by enferno When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) By brother. Forget. Fell down stairs (and how) on the night of my birthday this year I fell up the stairs trying to get to my room Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) Graham Cracker. Yesterday. Month old. Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Dance Valley 2004 Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) never Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) burned myself with a lighter at Dance Valley Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) Herb, Friday night. Was drinking too. Very messed up. While high, I drank more. Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) hit my head on a cabinet on said night^^ Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) A lamp in my room. Broke something (what and how) My wrist. Tripped... ok i'm outta Q's |
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| Originally posted by enferno When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) My brother about 3 months ago, the fool hit me twice and then I landed 3 right hooks and an uppercut and he dropped  Fell down stairs (and how) Probably years ago, tripped on my idiot's brother skateboard at the top of the stairs Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date) Meat that a day past Went to a concert (and what concert/where) Matchbox 20 @ ACC May 2003, Rob Thomas swearing like a banshee, oh great times. Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced) Never had one Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded) Flesh wound three years ago, fell on something I remember Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high) Never done illegal drugs, so never messed up Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how) Yesterday at work, bedframe sticking out Knocked someone or something large over (what and how) knocked a large king mattress over at work Broke something (what and how) Shattered a plate last week by dropping it my accident |
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Got in a fight (and what over)
Never been in a proper fight.
Fell down stairs (and how)
Two years ago carrying laundry.
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
I can't remember ... I'm really particular about what I eat.
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
James Zabiela @ Soundbar, July 23 (I think)
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
No piercings, getting a tattoo soon though.
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
Two days ago burned myself on a cigarette
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
Two weeks ago Friday did some coke, didn't get really fucked up or do anything stupid (Shock)
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
Last Friday at a bar someone opened the bathroom door into my forehead - does that count?
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
4 years ago maybe, a mailbox, late night drunken antics.
Broke something (what and how)
I broke a glass 1000mL beaker today at work.
When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over)
With my trouser zip this morning, when i was trying to bang one out.
Fell down stairs (and how)
Can't remember, i think it was a the cinema, and i slipped over, when someone spilt their drink on the floor.
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)
Bread, with mould on it, i scraped off the mould.
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)
I last when to see john 00 flemming, does that count?
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)
Never had one
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)
Got wounded my a jagged metal spike at work where we keep all the stock, still got a scar from it.
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)
Never done drugs
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)
Again at work, the display, and metal, ouch.
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how)
knocked a manniquin down at work and then continued to arrange it with another into some weird sex positon until my best friend and assistant manager told me off, and then told me how to do it properly.
Broke something (what and how)
Broke a cup in the kitchen a few days ago.
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| Originally posted by Billabong When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) With my trouser zip this morning, when i was trying to bang one out. |
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| Originally posted by enferno When was the last time you . . Got in a fight (and what over) |
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| Originally posted by enferno Fell down stairs (and how) |
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Got in a fight (and what over): um don't think i ever have
Fell down stairs (and how): i think i did once when i was like 6 mbbe...idk
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date): yeah again, i usually eat fresh food, idk
Went to a concert (and what concert/where):jem and the so and so's at the local iron horse music club theatre restaurant thingy, earlier this summer. pretty damn good overall actually, fairly similar to dido
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced): no piercings
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded): umm....earlier this summer playing ultimate one day, 6 games in all... scraped the skin off both knees, popped both knees out at some point in the day, popped my shoulder out, possibly got a minor concussion, lost a toenail, and got sunburnt as hell
good day
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high): tried pot for the first time last week, had a bad trip, barely remember anything. was pretty shitty
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how): ran into the ladder into a pool today, but someone was trying to throw me in so it was the least of my concern
Knocked someone or something large over (what and how): does pushing somoene in a pool count? pushed a 200 pound guy in earlier today, same guy who tried to push me in
Broke something (what and how): broke a window at work, leaned on it and heard this big crack, looked and there was a crack running through it
didn't ever really break, but its damn close
Last time I:
Got in a fight I was 11 and it was because a kid was making fun of my sister. Little did he know we took karate and self defense classes and I was just itching to try out some of the things I learned. Booyakasha! I got him in a reverse hair-grab takedown lol. eos.
Fell down stairs - Can't remember, I have a bad habit of falling up stairs though... does that count? Like running up steps real hastily and wiping ass from tripping, shit that happened yesterday
Ate something stale - Last month at our AT in the field with the Army. It was a heater meal and the pancakes were rock solid. I'm not sure how far past expiration it was because the army keeps those things forever, shelf life must be like a decade although i'm sure that one was from the cold war.
Went to a concert - Phish @ Coventry, VT - Aug 11-15... 15 miles from the canadien border. Absolutely beautiful countryside, absolutely shitty weather and campgrounds. Big Cypress, FL festival in 99' was better and will never be topped!
Got a piercing - my last piercing was my nose. Had to take it (and my other 6) out though. sigh.
Got wounded - 2 months ago trying to trim my toenails in the field with a 8" Ka-Bar combat knife.. i forgot nail clippers. I sliced my toe wide open and it bled for a long time all in my boot.
Did drugs - I don't do drugs, thanks though... i'll stick to the good old taxable legal stuff like booze and nicotine.
Ran into a blunt object - Last night, after a heavy night of drinking I got up in the middle of the night to pee and ran smack into the ironing board that was left out in the middle of the hallway. It's right at nut level too.
Knocked someone or something large over - At phish earlier this month I was walking back to my tent, had a bunch to drink and you know those tents with the guidelines that you stake down... well this persons lines were like a damn landmine tripwire or fishing line or something because I didn't see it at all, tripped over it into the tent and collapsed the whole friggin tent. I couldn't figure out how to put it back up so I did my best to prop it back up and walked away. I felt bad for a little while.
Broke something - Last week I put a Newcastle in the freezer to chill while I was eating dinner. Well I ended up going to the bar and I totally forgot about the shit. Later that night I was going to get ice cream out of the freezer and the newcastle bottle friggin exploded EVERYWHERE. It was a newcastle slushy! The stuff was tastey but it was scattered everywhere in my freezer and was impossible to collect a good enough serving of it. Argh. Beer Foul.
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When was the last time you . .
Got in a fight (and what over)last night a stupid missunderstanding at a bar
Fell down stairs (and how)last night was to drunk to stand up and my friend let go of me to open door i hit the railing on the way down
Ate something stale (what was it and how stale/past expiration date)bread dont now that date but i was done eating my sandwich, when i went to make another one i noticed that the load was half green
Went to a concert (and what concert/where)Korn and Snoop concert in dallas
Got a piercing (and what did you get pierced)not pierced
Got wounded (how, where, and what was wounded)the railing hurt my side real good
Did drugs (what and when and how messed up were you and name one dumb thing you did while high)i smoked before i can to work this morning not very messed up i just took 2 or 3 hits
Ran into a blunt object (what was it and how)the railing from the fall sure did hurt
Broke something (what and how)this morning at work i did a number on the printer
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fight: i dont like fighting.. i always get my ass kicked... ut i had to run away from a chick last night... i did her hair, and it looked like shit... it was fun...
fell down stairs: i cant remember, but i was prolly drunk
ate soemthing stale: hmm... i dont know
concert: last night i was at a CC Cowboys concert, theyt suck, but i live in NOWHERE so theres hardly anything happeningn here, so i just went to find some chicks, sadly i didnt
pierced: no way
injured: uh.. i was leaning my chin on to bottle, and it slipped and i hit my chin on the table...
drugs: i smoked hashish, and someone told me to fuck a tree.... and i said ok, and i made them walk me to a tree, and then i said "haha im not that fuckin stupid"..... i dont like doing drugs really
walked into a blunt object: i hit my head on a lamp recently...
knocked something over see injured
broke something: i broke my leg one time... walked on to the one little piece of ice in the whole parking lot.. short story even shorter, i broke like 3 or 4 bones in my leg...
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