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Posted by SportTrance on Aug-27-2004 01:59:

Breaking News: New Worst Announcer In The World

ok, well, so years ago I thought the fucking trance energy announcer was fucking bad, but not anymore.

I am currently experiencing one of the worst announcers ive ever heard in my entire 8 years of electronic music. Now thats a lot of parties and a lot of sets.

I listen to erick-e as much as I can, and recently he spun @ mysteryland. So here I am about to enjoy this set, and 9 minutes into the set, due to this fairy princess announcer, I honestly dont think I can listen anymore.

this fucking announcer will not SHUT THE FUCK UP. It has been 9 minutes straight, and he manages to blabber HIS EVER SO FUCKING FLAMING GLOSSED LIPS about ever 2 minutes saying THE DUMBEST shit i've ever heard a confused fruit cake say.

Whether you like house or not, I have provided a 5.5 mb 11 minute 64kbps clip for anyone who dares to listen to this guy/girl/whatever. What makes it so bad, is you think he's done, then he comes back.

This guy is the anti-christ, the ultimate destructor.

Enjoy

this is from start to 12 min into the set
the devil <-- right click, save as

this is from 14:00 to 18:00 (4 minutes of blabber)
the devil <-- right click, save as

Posted by Orbital32 on Aug-27-2004 02:11:

i have to say that is pretty shitty. man that was gay, literally. "VIDEO,Video,video". hahhahaha. sucks to be listening to this shit.

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-27-2004 02:12:

oh my, put a bullet in this person's head or shut them up forever. UGH!!!!!, if I was the deejay playing, I'd have beat that person off stage.

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-27-2004 02:13:

Thats the same idiot as last year- good god- I would shake my fist in anger at him/ curse him under my breath
bastard

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-27-2004 02:16:

nice to see you back kaos, hope you came back to contribute

I'd be throwing things at that MC, if I was there

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-27-2004 02:21:

quote:
Originally posted by torontotrance
nice to see you back kaos, hope you came back to contribute

I'd be throwing things at that MC, if I was there

I always contribute-

alas- I will leave my situation as the past...

man- Dido- I swear.

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-27-2004 02:22:

plus my new sig has emilie heymans and leisel jones init (model shot...).....i'd hit it if given oppt.

Posted by xKaoSx on Aug-27-2004 02:24:

you wouldnt hit it.
she would lay there- take me! take me!

and you'd be like- I stand by my principles.
ugh

Posted by SportTrance on Aug-27-2004 02:24:

he is still going......

this is incredible.....

Posted by SportTrance on Aug-27-2004 02:27:

i cant listen anymore

my nerves are shot

Posted by torontotrance on Aug-27-2004 02:28:

here have a laugh

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=204556

Posted by Trance Nutter on Aug-27-2004 03:32:

c'mon mate, you can aim better than Leisel Jones!

Jody Henry and Elka Graham are quite fine, Giann Rooney is the best on the Australian swim team.

Amost forgot - that guy is quite annoying (understatement of the year)

Posted by Danny Ocean on Aug-27-2004 03:39:

ugh he should be hanged

Posted by Trance Nutter on Aug-27-2004 03:53:

Every would be a whole lot more happy IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just wasted 11 minutes of my life - and I want them back!

Posted by Nautilus on Aug-27-2004 03:53:

This gay black transy needs to be shot.

Posted by EriK_V on Aug-27-2004 04:02:

hahahahaha

"we're gonna rock the parTTTYYYah, we're gonna rock the parTTTYYYah!!!"

Posted by trancebrat on Aug-27-2004 04:04:

What the fuck is up?! What the fuck is up?!

Oh my!

Posted by TweeK on Aug-27-2004 04:07:

LMAOooooooOOOOO Omg i thaught Sportrance was drunk or something.But DAM thats is pretty gay

Posted by EriK_V on Aug-27-2004 04:09:

omg, hahha

aahhaa. i can't stop listening. this guy does his own echoes. hahaha

Posted by TweeK on Aug-27-2004 04:11:

I Hope all the EDM haters dont listen to this or else now there really going to think EDM is for gays.

Posted by trancebrat on Aug-27-2004 04:12:

quote:
Originally posted by EriK_V
omg, hahha

aahhaa. i can't stop listening. this guy does his own echoes. hahaha

I couldn't keep listening. He got on my nerves that damn much.

I scanned through it and after I heard him talking about going deep and being naked I just couldn't take it anymore!

Posted by Torley Wong on Aug-27-2004 04:17:

I hope this guy really isn't gay. And if he isn't, that's an absolute LOSE-LOSE situation because that's the worst exaggerated queer insinuation I've heard since Mango on SNL or one of those other skits. At first, I thought this WAS a comedy sketch until George Carlin's favorite words began hitting the speakers. And I had them turned down LOW too. :P

I laughed so hard -- it was an empty laugh.

I too, scanned through the 11 minutes. It quickly became redundant. One can only chortle the same hollow exclamations before they fall upon rolling eyes instead of responding ears.

Questions now remain, including:

1. What is the identity of this announcer?

2. Is he fo real, yo?

Posted by TweeK on Aug-27-2004 04:20:

LOL im actually going to keep this.Im going to keep this under funnies and show it to friends

Posted by dorifto on Aug-27-2004 04:20:

hahahah.

PARTAAAYYYY ahhh.

Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by SportTrance on Aug-27-2004 04:26:

its absolutely incredible

here's a second sample of him from 14:00-18:00, basically 4 minutes of endless stupidity

the devil <-- right click, save as

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