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Posted by jonze on Aug-31-2004 20:48:

Olympic Quotes

Top Olympic Quotes...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Posted by BLuEOcEaN420 on Aug-31-2004 20:54:

funny quotes!!!

Posted by Eddie N MIAMI on Aug-31-2004 20:57:

Posted by Yan on Aug-31-2004 20:58:

Quality.

Posted by tranceaholic on Aug-31-2004 20:58:

Re: Olympic Quotes

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
Top Olympic Quotes...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

OMG...those r some funny ass quotes..was laughin out loud at work

Posted by montana on Aug-31-2004 21:31:

that's quality stuff

Posted by who2u on Aug-31-2004 21:39:

some really good 1s there

Posted by biznology on Aug-31-2004 22:12:

no no no...

those are lewd and all, but the best quote ever was during the semis for mens team gymnastics when they were talking about the 'mustache-ride' dude from Romania-

"He is truly the Lewis and Clark of Romanian men's gymnastics!'

Wtf does that mean? He can perform the rings whilst sailing a canoe through the Western US with some Native American broad? Plus aren't Lewis and Clark two separate people?

Truly astonishing|

Posted by Yan on Aug-31-2004 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
no no no...

those are lewd and all, but the best quote ever was during the semis for mens team gymnastics when they were talking about the 'mustache-ride' dude from Romania-

"He is truly the Lewis and Clark of Romanian men's gymnastics!'

Wtf does that mean? He can perform the rings whilst sailing a canoe through the Western US with some Native American broad? Plus aren't Lewis and Clark two separate people?

Truly astonishing|

Lewis and Clark were considered American Pioneers... They "went where no man has gone before" (or that's how they're known as, anyway).

Posted by erdega on Aug-31-2004 22:36:

This is the exact quote that I heard on nbc closing ceremony and I know there were couple of others that I just can't remember

quote:
"Greece had been influenced
musically mainly from all over the world"

Posted by Fundamental on Aug-31-2004 22:44:

Funny funny stuff!!

Posted by mentalbarter on Aug-31-2004 22:58:

lol
except the dicks one which is old and not olympics, but still good

Posted by goonerjack on Aug-31-2004 23:07:

quote:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

^^^ heard it before as a Bobby Robson quote :P

but the rest are class!

Posted by vswede on Aug-31-2004 23:18:

are they all true? some are just greatl
love all commentators hehh

Posted by biznology on Sep-01-2004 00:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Lewis and Clark were considered American Pioneers... They "went where no man has gone before" (or that's how they're known as, anyway).

I understand what he was *trying* to say, but the guy was:

a) Romanian
b) only one guy, and
c) only the best team member.

Wouldnt Nadia Comaneci be their pioneer[1]?

Besides, the French-Canadians would contest how great Lewis and Clark were - or perhaps the Native Americans|

Posted by Tranc3 on Sep-01-2004 03:59:

Re: Olympic Quotes

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Best one

Posted by |cEbLu3 on Sep-01-2004 08:54:

Posted by TOR on Sep-01-2004 10:03:

lol, some very funny ones indeed

Posted by A.J. on Sep-01-2004 10:09:

Nice post

Posted by Torley Wong on Sep-01-2004 11:49:

Really funny... would there be corresponding audio clips somewhere to go along with this?

Posted by Moongoose on Sep-01-2004 17:38:

LOL these are classic If anyone has audio files with these please supply them

Posted by dj tek on Sep-01-2004 18:39:

haha thanx for sharing.

Posted by D-res on Sep-01-2004 18:43:

you bastards... im soar all over and it hurts like a mo fo to laugh, but damn those quotes are funny

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-01-2004 18:44:

that shit is hilarious

Posted by jonze on Sep-01-2004 21:01:

quote:
Originally posted by aspergian
Really funny... would there be corresponding audio clips somewhere to go along with this?

nope, no audio clips to go with them