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Posted by Jackson on Sep-02-2004 13:29:

Bomb Shelter.

All out nuclear war is taking place. The bomb shelter doesnt have enough room for everybody. Why should you get a spot inside?

Posted by DJ_Bod on Sep-02-2004 13:34:

because I'm a little large (not obese, but by no means skinny) and you can eat me if I die/ or you run out of food.

If that doesn't work, then the serious answer would be:
I'm an engineer, so I can help rebuild the world.

Posted by Fundamental on Sep-02-2004 13:40:

Because it's my bomb shelter.

Posted by Jackson on Sep-02-2004 13:48:

damm u biotch...i bought it...Argos �49.99!

Posted by Jackson on Sep-02-2004 14:54:

Oh and also because im studying for my degree in "Animal biology and behaviour". It wont just be the humans that die. Animals will too. So i need to make sure the fcuk the right way to re-populate earth

Posted by Fundamental on Sep-02-2004 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
damm u biotch...i bought it...Argos �49.99!

Maybe you got the same one as me...

Fisher Price "My First Bomb Shelter"

Posted by Clovis on Sep-02-2004 15:33:

I'd rather die if its to end up living with people who need to be explained why I should be able to stay alive.

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-02-2004 15:33:

^^^

i guess my reason for being included would be a simpler one and more important reason then the rest of you...

you need beautiful people to populate the world

Posted by |cEbLu3 on Sep-02-2004 16:31:

its ok, i have one of these:

Posted by DJDREO on Sep-02-2004 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Maybe you got the same one as me...

Fisher Price "My First Bomb Shelter"

LMAO thats great

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-02-2004 18:33:

cause i called shotgun first

"SHOTGUN!"

Posted by JM on Sep-02-2004 21:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller

you need beautiful people to populate the world

that's why they wrap me in pillows and secure me the #1 spot in that shelter.

>JM<

Posted by tribu on Sep-02-2004 21:39:

I probably would forfeit my spot inside.

I have as little faith in a post nuclear world as I do in the current one.

Not to mention that nuclear fallout would probably outlast supplies in most shelters, but assuming you outlast said fallout, are you really prepared to rebuild the world from caveman-like scratch? I am, but fuck you guys, blow me away...

Posted by D-res on Sep-02-2004 21:40:

im usefull.... and good looking.... and entertaining.... *looks around and whispers* and my penis is MASSIVE. that way future generations could be blessed too.

Posted by Billabong on Sep-02-2004 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by PVD & T[]C
im usefull.... and good looking.... and entertaining.... *looks around and whispers* and my penis is MASSIVE. that way future generations could be blessed too.

All your sperm are dead from radiation, so your giant thing is useless muwhahaahahahaahaha.

I should get a spot id brain wash you into giving me a spot as im a brain slug.

Posted by D-res on Sep-02-2004 22:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Billabong
All your sperm are dead from radiation, so your giant thing is useless muwhahaahahahaahaha.

I should get a spot id brain wash you into giving me a spot as im a brain slug.

if you brainwash them to give me a spot too, i will find a girl that will actually sex you up (im assuming you're a dude. if not, then vice versa)

just kidding

Posted by Floorfiller on Sep-02-2004 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by PVD & T[]C
if you brainwash them to give me a spot too, i will find a girl that will actually sex you up (im assuming you're a dude. if not, then vice versa)

just kidding

i think brain slugs are asexual

Posted by Billabong on Sep-02-2004 22:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think brain slugs are asexual

hehe his right. Anyway you've just given me another host to infect PVD & T[]C