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Posted by Ste on Sep-14-2004 20:25:

Dear Technical Support...

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fianc�e 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to
use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any help would be appreciated.

Posted by Coup on Sep-14-2004 21:01:

hahahaha, that just gets funnier and funnier as u read on!

Posted by CyberTeraz on Sep-14-2004 21:08:

Thats pretty damn fucking funny!

Posted by jp on Sep-14-2004 21:20:

So what did techsupport say?

Posted by tu_face on Sep-16-2004 16:08:

i have read this somewhere before.. fucking class!

although i have been running fiancee 1.0 for a good while now without any problems

Posted by Ian on Sep-16-2004 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
i have read this somewhere before.. fucking class!

although i have been running fiancee 1.0 for a good while now without any problems

they build up and once they turn into wife 1.0 it activates the 'nag' button

Plugin Weekly romantic meal 2 and regular sex 1.50 seem to fix that tho

Posted by Unknown DJ on Sep-16-2004 23:00:

Re: Dear Technical Support...

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

LMFAO!

Posted by jamie on Sep-17-2004 07:17:

Posted by RubiK Cube on Sep-17-2004 10:10:

thats well good and so true

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Sep-17-2004 15:51:

lmfao... thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time , respect to tbhe guy that wrote that