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Posted by mentalbarter on Sep-22-2004 15:36:

Old school swearing

This forum's full of fecking events threads
So lets change tack

Picture the scene, you're an 11 year old back at school again, and some kid trips over the ball while playing footie in the playground. What do ya call him?

Spazz
Mongie

can't remember what else we used to say, but the pushing the tongue behind the bottom lip to create a dumb face was also popular.

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Sep-22-2004 16:11:

and there was pushin ur tongue into ur cheek and slapping ur wrist

Posted by Ste on Sep-22-2004 16:53:

Re: Old school swearing

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter

can't remember what else we used to say, but the pushing the tongue behind the bottom lip to create a dumb face was also popular.

aka a spacker impression

Posted by Fundamental on Sep-22-2004 17:13:

Fanny! (Cheers to the Weegies for keeping this one alive! )

I also haven't heard "gobshite" in a good 5 years...

However, the ultimate insult at our primary school was "knob cheese and a half".

Posted by Sand Leaper on Sep-22-2004 18:20:

Yer mams a boggin mink, and yer fa' sa bamstick ba'heid erse bandit.

Posted by FirstBorn on Sep-22-2004 18:25:

Re: Re: Old school swearing

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
aka a spacker impression

Or a 'watchbreaker' as we knew it at our school....

I'm on a one-man mission to bring the word 'skill' back into popular usage, as in the times when you were at school and used to do something good and then you'd go "that was fucking skill!"

Posted by Ste on Sep-22-2004 19:10:

Re: Re: Re: Old school swearing

quote:
Originally posted by FirstBorn
Or a 'watchbreaker' as we knew it at our school....

I'm on a one-man mission to bring the word 'skill' back into popular usage, as in the times when you were at school and used to do something good and then you'd go "that was fucking skill!"

hahah yeh. that and "class"

Posted by Luke Terry on Sep-22-2004 19:28:

and the good old charver "waxa"

what else... cushty, mint

Posted by Coup on Sep-22-2004 21:02:

Re: Old school swearing

quote:
Originally posted by mentalbarter
can't remember what else we used to say, but the pushing the tongue behind the bottom lip to create a dumb face was also popular.

whilst going "murrrrrrrrr"

Posted by DRM on Sep-22-2004 21:23:

Re: Re: Re: Old school swearing

quote:
Originally posted by FirstBorn
Or a 'watchbreaker' as we knew it at our school....

Posted by DjSimonB on Sep-22-2004 21:57:

From what I remember:

Fanny
Mongo (complete with hand slapping and sound effects)
C*nt (the c word is censored... why?)
Gubshite (thanks for reminding me Joe )
Bender
Poof
Gayboy
Bentknob

Yeah, one of the main things I remember about being 11 was that being called gay or bent was the height of insultedness (i just made up that word, probably...) And if you were shit at football, kids would assume you were gay.

Posted by Spin Doctor on Sep-23-2004 01:00:

Prannet was quite popular in my year group...never did find out what it was supposed to mean.

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Sep-23-2004 05:31:

dicksplat

Posted by dEEkAy on Sep-23-2004 06:28:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
dicksplat

The gay cyber-ay has spoken

Posted by Misty Kitty on Sep-23-2004 08:28:

spaz
dipstick

Posted by DJAntSmith on Sep-23-2004 09:13:

This thread is pure skill!

One brought over by the scousers.
meff

Posted by Ian on Sep-23-2004 09:18:

pillock
numptie
spacker
prick
prat

Posted by sykadelik on Sep-23-2004 15:34:

Toffee packer
Plonker
Fudge nudger
Scallywag

Posted by DjSimonB on Sep-23-2004 16:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
numptie
[/i][/b]

Forgot that one. And 'bam'.

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Sep-23-2004 20:31:

chocolate stabber
galaxy grinder

muahahaha

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Sep-23-2004 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by MatthewAdams
The gay cyber-ay has spoken

ummm what?

Posted by Spin Doctor on Sep-24-2004 02:44:

Backdoor Conquistador

Posted by stace on Sep-24-2004 08:37:

Re: Re: Re: Old school swearing

Posted by Ian on Sep-24-2004 08:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Spin Doctor
Backdoor Conquistador

uphill gardener
fudge farmer

Posted by Shy Ted on Sep-24-2004 11:24:

Gaylord.
Nobrash.
Dickwad.
Windowlicker.