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Joke of the Day!
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20
years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted
on shutting off the
light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
could you be lying to me
all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Re: Joke of the Day!
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| Originally posted by Miss Julia Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. |
Re: Re: Joke of the Day!
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| Originally posted by rabbitjoker IMPOSSIBLE! |
Re: Joke of the Day!
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| Originally posted by Miss Julia "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." |
hehehe
q: how do you circumsise redneck?
a: smack his sister in the jaw !
q: how does redneck finds his sister in the dark woods in the middle of the night?
a: he finds her VEEEEEERY GOOD !
what do you call a 25lb hooker with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese please.
haha nasty 
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| Originally posted by e*motion what do you call a 25lb hooker with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese please. haha nasty |
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| Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty q: how does redneck find his sister in the dark woods in the middle of the night? a: he finds her VEEEEEERY GOOD ! |
Asking for sex:
In Britain: Hey luv, wanna shag?
In Canada: Hey babe, wanna get laid?
In Alabama: Hey sis, you awake?
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