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Posted by DannyO on Sep-24-2004 05:55:

Do Women Test Us???

So anyway, I'm sittin here kinda fucked out my head and was just thinking about some hot chicks I know, and thought to myself, do women test us?, do they set us up in little situations to see what our reaction would be to, and thats how they see if your dateble to them?.

I swear I'm always getting fucking tested.

EDIT: What the fuck did I just write?...LMAO

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 05:56:

Of course they do! They're women!

Posted by -=M=- on Sep-24-2004 05:58:

dude they do it to us as much as we do it to them

Posted by Tranc3 on Sep-24-2004 06:55:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
dude they do it to us as much as we do it to them

Yep.

Test 1: Is she hot?
Test 2: Is she not a complete dumbass?
Test 3: Is she crazy?

If I get yes, no, and no, then I'm good to go.

Posted by nialsjd on Sep-24-2004 07:04:

my girlfriend never tested me for HIV

Posted by JM on Sep-24-2004 07:35:

they're testing you right now as you're thinking of this. you poor soul, women have gotten through to you, and seems like you're in their control!

>JM<

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 07:37:

We don't really "test" you boys, we just observe you in situations. If you handle it like we would approve for you to handle it, then it gains point for you. If you handle it like a dumbass, then minus points for you, and so on. Finally after a while, you reach a certain amount of points in one direction or the other, and if you've been doing good, we will date you, if you sucked, then we wont.

Now this point system continues on for the rest of the relationship, but this time, there is a more severe point system because we expect more of you now that you are with us, however the range of points in which you can safely reach is heightened to give you dumb boys a chance in hell to survive.

Now of course women don't calculate the points, we just know. If a man reaches a certain number of points, they become kissable, then fuckable, and one day possible marriage material, or it could go in the opposite direction.

LOL!! Good luck

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 07:40:

so
+ 1 = kissable
+ 2 = fuckable
+ 3 = marriage

but those points have no meaning?

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2004 07:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
We don't really "test" you boys, we just observe you in situations. If you handle it like we would approve for you to handle it, then it gains point for you. If you handle it like a dumbass, then minus points for you, and so on. Finally after a while, you reach a certain amount of points in one direction or the other, and if you've been doing good, we will date you, if you sucked, then we wont.

Now this point system continues on for the rest of the relationship, but this time, there is a more severe point system because we expect more of you now that you are with us, however the range of points in which you can safely reach is heightened to give you dumb boys a chance in hell to survive.

Now of course women don't calculate the points, we just know. If a man reaches a certain number of points, they become kissable, then fuckable, and one day possible marriage material, or it could go in the opposite direction.

LOL!! Good luck

When do I get my report card?

Posted by -=M=- on Sep-24-2004 07:55:

funny thing is that most guys with a scrap of intellect will do the exact same thing - make sure a chick isnt completely clueless when faced with certain situations, they win marks, they lose marks

EDIT: if they hot then they still wont lose hittable marks

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 07:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
so
+ 1 = kissable
+ 2 = fuckable
+ 3 = marriage

but those points have no meaning?

That isn't how the points work... I guess my theory is beyond you, and I really don't feel like explaining, so umm kthxbye

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:01:

quote:
Originally posted by -=M=-
funny thing is that most guys with a scrap of intellect will do the exact same thing - make sure a chick isnt completely clueless when faced with certain situations, they win marks, they lose marks

EDIT: if they hot then they still wont lose hittable marks

YOU GET IT!!

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 08:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
That isn't how the points work... I guess my theory is beyond you, and I really don't feel like explaining, so umm kthxbye

jeez louise i was kidding

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
jeez louise i was kidding

So was I silly :P

NOTICE THE AT THE END?!?!?! JEEEEEEZ!

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-24-2004 08:05:

quote:
Originally posted by JM
they're testing you right now as you're thinking of this. you poor soul, women have gotten through to you, and seems like you're in their control!

>JM<
there is no spoon/?

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 08:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
So was I silly :P

NOTICE THE AT THE END?!?!?! JEEEEEEZ!

ahah -1 for you!

i was testing you!

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
ahah -1 for you!

i was testing you!

Oh I lose a point eh? Well you loose points for having no teeth, that's just gross :P

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 08:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Oh I lose a point eh? Well you loose points for having no teeth, that's just gross :P

minus infinity points for being black and white in your avatar

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-24-2004 08:13:

Re: Do Women Test Us???

quote:
Originally posted by DannyO
So anyway, I'm sittin here kinda fucked out my head and was just thinking about some hot chicks I know, and thought to myself, do women test us?, do they set us up in little situations to see what our reaction would be to, and thats how they see if your dateble to them?.

I swear I'm always getting fucking tested.

EDIT: What the fuck did I just write?...LMAO

liek omgz! u know hawt chix?

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
minus infinity points for being black and white in your avatar

Are you racist against the no colours?!?!!? HUH!?!?

RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I really need to change that pic, I am getting sick of it... )

Posted by Mebot on Sep-24-2004 08:29:

thats it !

my head hurts now from trying to make points that dont exist
goodnight

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Mebot
thats it !

my head hurts now from trying to make points that dont exist
goodnight

Awww, you're leaving me??

- 23984729374298375 POINTS!@!#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!ONEONEONEONEOENOENOENOENOENOEN!!!

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2004 08:32:

I dont get it.

Posted by RandomGirl on Sep-24-2004 08:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis86
I dont get it.

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2004 08:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm still thinking....I...I can't stop!!!!!1

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