d!abolic - wanna write the companion to this book?

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Posted by rabbitjoker on Sep-24-2004 14:58:

d!abolic - wanna write the companion to this book?

d!abolic - wanna write the "white guys" companion to this book?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/cu...onDate&n=283155

Posted by rabbitjoker on Sep-24-2004 15:02:

BTW - read the product reviews on this... SO FUNNY.

Posted by starsearcher on Sep-24-2004 15:16:

Posted by monishb on Sep-24-2004 15:17:

hhahah.lool

maybe i should read this book..*thinks*

Posted by trancechaos on Sep-24-2004 15:22:

i need a how to date black women for black men guide desperatetly..hahahahahaha

Posted by StereoPrincess on Sep-24-2004 15:27:

quote:
Reviewer: The Chinaman - See all my reviews
Buying this book is a waste of money. From widespread observation of the Asian brothers who have successfully scored a white she-devil, it's pretty simple: Get Rich or Date Ugly.

hahahaha.

white she-devil?1?

Posted by Funkyfun on Sep-24-2004 16:12:

OMFG..This is hilarious...As one reviewer so rightly said..'this world is coming to an end'....

Best joke of the day so far

Posted by St_Andrew on Sep-24-2004 16:36:

hahaha

Posted by TrueToTheCrew on Sep-24-2004 17:14:

lol.

Did u see one of the reviews

1 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

Great!, September 24, 2004
Reviewer: Jackson "Sam Jackson" (Flagstaff, AZ) - See all my reviews

This book must see if you want to date white girl. I am now U.S. Citizen.

Posted by Kytracid on Sep-24-2004 17:25:

OMG LOL -- I'm busting a gut laughing ova here....priceless

A few comments :

Such a book could deal more realistically with the practical problems faced by an Asian man in trying to date a white woman. For example, how does he suppress his urge to play video games while on the first date? What if the White woman doesn't want to go to an arcade? What can he do with his virtual pet while he's out on the date? Or perhaps just learning how to say hello like a normal person should be covered in the first chapter. After all, most Asians are about as friendly as your average autistic child. And let's not forget the importance of socializing the new white girlfriend to believe that it's OK for adults to see cartoon movies! Along these lines, real life situations could also be addressed: "Case Study 1: There's a comic book convention this weekend. Your White date doesn't want to go. What to do?"

I couldn't believe it, within a few shorts weeks I was dating white women. It worked so well, I actually married the honkey!

this one's the most touching though

This guy, and this book makes me very very sad.

funny, but those are my sentiments exactly when i read one of Diablo's posts

Posted by d!abolic on Sep-24-2004 17:53:

LMFAO the reviews are solid gold! And check out the cover, complete with the chump bringing roses to a first date Anyway, i liked your idea so i went ahead and wrote "How to Date an Asian Women: A Practical Guide for White Men" during lunchtime. I'm enclosing the entire book below:

"Smile and say hi!

THE END."

Posted by Fir3start3r on Sep-24-2004 18:23:

It really works!, September 23, 2004
Reviewer: Edo (Los Angeles) - See all my reviews
I couldn't believe it, within a few shorts weeks I was dating white women. It worked so well, I actually married the honkey!

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!

Posted by mot10n on Sep-24-2004 19:13:

everyone's a comedian, and i love it

Posted by bass drive on Sep-24-2004 20:00:

this is funny yet sad at the same time
some of the reviews were gold though

Posted by dEsidEL on Sep-25-2004 06:34:

for a book like this .. they find an awfully ugly ass white girl to be on the cover .. might as well write .. tip #1. set ur bar LOW ..

Posted by jdjd on Sep-25-2004 06:43:

quote:
Originally posted by dEsidEL

for a book like this .. they find an awfully ugly ass white girl to be on the cover .. might as well write .. tip #1. set ur bar LOW ..

LOL if you need to read a book on how to get a girl like that then you might as well shoot yourself...

Posted by ShadoWolf on Sep-26-2004 01:06:

The companion volume has already been written.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...6204958-7512936

Posted by d!abolic on Sep-26-2004 01:18:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
The companion volume has already been written.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...6204958-7512936

Grr, after today, i think i could actually benefit from this. I was talking to this 31-year-old Asian woman at Yorkdale earlier. I swear to god, she looked 20 tops - i can't believe how well Asians age! Anyway, she seemed really into me until she found out i'm not in university. It's unbelievable - i could actually see her interest level drop from like 80% to 20% the moment she heard me say i'm not studying. Next time i'm gonna answer the question differently. After all, i actually study a lot every day, though on my own.