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Posted by D-res on Oct-03-2004 19:07:

why is it called...?

a blowjob?

lol. ive always wondered, i mean technically it doesnt make sense. im sure this is goin to get closed in a little bit but oh well.

anyway, anyone actually know why?

Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-03-2004 19:08:

suckjob?

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-03-2004 19:10:

some old men call it a paintjob.

i think it dates back to the medival times when they used to [insert bullshit]

so I think it came from that

Posted by Psy-T on Oct-03-2004 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
some old men call it a paintjob.

i think it dates back to the medival times when they used to [insert bullshit]

so I think it came from that

so it's true what they say, you learn something new every day...

Posted by D-res on Oct-03-2004 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
some old men call it a paintjob.

i think it dates back to the medival times when they used to [insert bullshit]

so I think it came from that

Posted by Massive84 on Oct-03-2004 19:23:

you blow the sperm in the face.

can't think of any other reason.

Posted by D-res on Oct-03-2004 19:27:

maybe its like... cause the guy blows his load, thus blowjob. but that wouldnt really work cause think of a handjob. the guy doesnt hand his load.....

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-03-2004 19:32:

because if done properly ur suppose to blow ur load. however some girls got no clue what the fuck theyre doing.

Posted by Emil on Oct-03-2004 19:33:

Hahaha, I am seriously bored.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onelife...ove_chat3.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/sex.../oral_sex.shtml
^^^ 7th point.

http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Oral_sex

Posted by TweeK on Oct-03-2004 19:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Emil

http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/sex.../oral_sex.shtml

quote:
Sex under 16 is illegal

Oh well

Posted by Coup on Oct-03-2004 19:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Emil
Hahaha, I am seriously bored.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onelife...ove_chat3.shtml

Posted by smallSHEEP on Oct-03-2004 21:18:

I know a girl who thought you actually had to blow - like inflating a balloon of some kind! Apparently you could hear the guy's screams for miles...

Posted by Falcon-X on Oct-03-2004 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Emil
Hahaha, I am seriously bored.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onelife...ove_chat3.shtml

Michelle: Does giving a blow job hurt the male?

Dr Mark: Only if done incorrectly!

LOL why did this girl think guys want blowjobs?

Posted by Falcon-X on Oct-03-2004 22:23:

quote:
Originally posted by smallSHEEP
I know a girl who thought you actually had to blow - like inflating a balloon of some kind! Apparently you could hear the guy's screams for miles...

Yeah I knew a girl like that too. One morning she arrived in school and asked me and a friend why it's called a BLOWjob if your supposed to suck so we just told her the reason not knowing why she asked.

2 days later she confessed that she was BLOWING into her bf, LOL and he said ''hmmm WTF are you doing''

That's just priceless

Posted by Magnus on Oct-04-2004 00:05:

You know growing up when I first learned about a blowjob, I was in the 4th grade and you know how crazy kids believe stuff back then. I thought a blowjob was where the girl licked the penor and then blew it dry. I also thought a bunch of people having sex was called an origin, not an orgy. So one day when the teacher said the word origin in class, all of us little guys died laughing. We were so clueless...

Posted by Jiffy on Oct-04-2004 01:21:

Posted by Lira on Oct-04-2004 02:55:

It comes from old Norse "Bl�ajobbe". "Blo�" meant "Swell", whereas "jobbe" meant "low", as the Norses would say "Swell Low" meaning "It feels bloody great down there". Soon, the excitment of that moment became famous in England, and, due to distinct degree of aperture of the mouth during the most exciting moments, "Swell" soon became "Swall", and "Swallow" gave origin both to the act of "swallowing" as we know it and the bird, as an analogy to the speed in which the load comes flying to the palate/uvula. Along with this transformation, "Bl�ajobbe" was also known as "Bleaujobe", in French, before it finally became "Blowjob", its modern pronounciation.

Hey, at least it makes sense!

quote:
Originally posted by Magnus
I also thought a bunch of people having sex was called an origin

It is, and you don't want to know what originates from it

Posted by D-res on Oct-04-2004 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It comes from old Norse "Bl�ajobbe". "Blo�" meant "Swell", whereas "jobbe" meant "low", as the Norses would say "Swell Low" meaning "It feels bloody great down there". Soon, the excitment of that moment became famous in England, and, due to distinct degree of aperture of the mouth during the most exciting moments, "Swell" soon became "Swall", and "Swallow" gave origin both to the act of "swallowing" as we know it and the bird, as an analogy to the speed in which the load comes flying to the palate/uvula. Along with this transformation, "Bl�ajobbe" was also known as "Bleaujobe", in French, before it finally became "Blowjob", its modern pronounciation.

Hey, at least it makes sense!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Oct-04-2004 14:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
some old men call it a paintjob.

i think it dates back to the medival times when they used to [insert bullshit]

I bet they used to insert a lot of things somewhere you dont weanna hear about.. but thats another story

Posted by DJAntSmith on Oct-04-2004 15:25:

quote:
Pegrum: I'm 16 years old. I don't have a girlfriend currently because she found out I was a freak, I don't know who to talk too. I have a 12" penis, and it is ruining my life, is there anything I can do? please help!

Dr Mark: Be proud of it - there will be someone out there who will appreciate it! ;-)

LMAO

Posted by Rodrico on Oct-04-2004 15:32:

Now this is gold...

beccy: My boyfriend is a bit wonky in his neither regions - is this normal?

Dr Mark: Yeah - most men bend slightly to one side or the other. Personally I dress to the left...!

thats gonna be my new line, Personally I dress to the left!

Posted by Slylee on Oct-04-2004 16:33:

i don't know...why do they call going down on a girl "eating it out"? it's not like you're actually eating my flesh out.

Posted by Lira on Oct-04-2004 16:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i don't know...why do they call going down on a girl "eating it out"? it's not like you're actually eating my flesh out.

but it looks like "eating", the same way "blowjobs" look like an attempt of inflating a 70kg balloon.

Posted by dj tek on Oct-04-2004 16:57:

why is it called a blow pop ?

Posted by Echo of Silence on Oct-04-2004 17:03:

quote:
Originally posted by dj tek
why is it called a blow pop ?

huh? what's a blow pop?

Emil, you do wonders when you are seriously bored!

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