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Posted by JohnnysInAJiffy on Oct-07-2004 16:04:

Johnnys In A Jiffy

Hi Folks

Just to let everyone know, check out our new website. Save a fortune on buying your DUREX online from the comfort of your home without the embarassment of going in to your local boots. We sell to people all over the UK now, and our new website is now live, so come and check us out.

Let us know what you think of the website, any feedback would be great.

www.johnnysinajiffy.com

Play Fun, Stay Safe

Posted by JohnnysInAJiffy on Oct-07-2004 21:03:

any feedback?

Posted by SID133 on Oct-07-2004 21:04:

i buy my condoms at 7-11

Posted by Mikado on Oct-08-2004 02:56:

Want to avoid pregnancy>??!!?!?!?!?!

ITS CALLED SWALLOWING!!!!!!

Posted by D-res on Oct-08-2004 03:05:

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Here at JohnnysInAJiffy we will only accept returns for faulty or damaged goods. If your order has been damaged in transit or you find any of the products to be damaged please contact us at [email protected] straight away so that we can sort out your replacements straight away. We do not accept any of our products back if they have been opened.

how are they supposed to know that their goods have been damaged until 2 months down the line, the one night stander you had calls up and says they're pregnant, or you test positive for HIV or some shit.

the idea of the website is great, but these are issues you might end up dealing with......

Posted by JohnnysInAJiffy on Oct-08-2004 08:54:

D-res

Thanks for your post. Just to let you know all our Durex are carefully packed into the packaging before sending out. The main problems we mean for returns, its actual damage to the packaging itself. It is highly un-likely for the products to be damaged inside.

We have sent out over 200 orders now since the website went live and had no problems. All our customers have normally received there pack next day with no problems.

www.johnnysinajiffy.com

Posted by SteelWolf on Oct-08-2004 21:00:

I buy mine at walgreens

Posted by echosystm on Oct-09-2004 05:19:

Why is it embarrasing to buy condoms? :|

I'm sure it is much more embarassing to go to your doctor and show your genitals with all kinds of festy STDs all over them...

Posted by kypez on Oct-09-2004 07:40:

quote:
Originally posted by SID133
i buy my condoms at 7-11

the one and only place to buy them

Posted by Anomyst on Oct-11-2004 07:13:

quote:
Originally posted by kypez
the one and only place to buy them

hehe and they are always in crawling distance from the club...

Posted by trancergry on Oct-12-2004 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Mikado
Want to avoid pregnancy>??!!?!?!?!?!

ITS CALLED SWALLOWING!!!!!!

ENOUGH SAID!!

Posted by rabbitjoker on Oct-12-2004 13:03:

quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
Why is it embarrasing to buy condoms?

'cause it means one is having that thing named sexe...

Posted by rapfiend03 on Oct-12-2004 13:33:

quote:
how are they supposed to know that their goods have been damaged until 2 months down the line, the one night stander you had calls up and says they're pregnant, or you test positive for HIV or some shit.

y would you give a one night stand your real number?????

Posted by JohnnysInAJiffy on Nov-17-2004 21:38:

keep an eye on our website in the next few weeks we will have more exciting products to buy including a wider range of durex, and some kewl little fun products

Posted by Izzy on Nov-18-2004 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
Why is it embarrasing to buy condoms? :|

ya, i agree
I'm damn proud when i go out and buy condoms!
It means i'm having sex - this is a 'cool' thing - it should not be embarrasing

Posted by dallastar on Nov-19-2004 02:36:

Even though I am a chick - i have bought condoms B4 just becasue you never know if a bouy will have them - haven't bought them in a long while now - so they are MOST likely ALL expired

I found this website very cute with the imagery and layout! Mind you I wouldn't have them personally delivered to my house - I would hope that the package it "discreet" as well - no names on it (such as Durex) (Privacy policy in effect?)- b/c lord knows we would want all the kids out there that are having sex to always BE PROTECTED - but maybe individuals would feel embarrased to purchase condoms at a store (being young and all)~~ lord knows I was embarrased when i was younger buying Tampons/Pads (ewwww{I know to all those guys reading ahead}... never understood why myself- but now I could care less about being seen purchasing such shizzle...)

anwyays... how are the sales??

LOVING THIS IMAGE!!!<---would be a cute avatar!

Posted by dallastar on Nov-19-2004 02:38:

btw - this link DOESN't work
The Italion Stallion (100 Durex) �30

Posted by chewymatty on Nov-19-2004 03:31:

condoms

Condoms??

Posted by dallastar on Nov-19-2004 07:04:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnnysInAJiffy
keep an eye on our website in the next few weeks we will have more exciting products to buy including a wider range of durex, and some kewl little fun products

anything more directed to CHICKs??

NOT chicks with Dicks - either!