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Posted by 2fan on Oct-07-2004 22:29:

The real idea behind car brands

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing�s Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick�s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Posted by Lumps on Oct-07-2004 23:22:

You forgot PONTIAC

Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

or did you leave it out because of the N?

quite a few more for FORD as well.

funny

And SAAB = Sad Attempt At Beauty.

Posted by TweeK on Oct-08-2004 00:54:

Re: The real idea behind car brands

quote:
Originally posted by 2fan

VW
Virtually Worthless

Funny shit

Posted by Transporter on Oct-08-2004 03:08:

ford = found on road dead
fiat = fix it again tony

Posted by SiM Pe�Rf on Oct-08-2004 14:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Lumps
You forgot PONTIAC

Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

lol nice one!!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Oct-09-2004 13:03:

old, still funny