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rude awakenings
whats has been the worst way you have ever waked up? tell a story. here's mine:
two of my friends, doug and derek, decided to play a little joke on me. they strategically placed 3 large smoke bombs around my kitchen. i was asleep in a sleeping bag on my living room floor. they quietly lit them. my friend derek stood right next to one to try to be concealed by the smoke, and my other friend doug stood in the bathtub with the shower door closed and the videa camera taping me. i woke up, saw all the smoke and was like....oh shit. i looked walked into my kitchen, now completely full of thick grey smoke. i was like, what the hell. i looked around and listened. all i heard was the whooshing sound of the smokebombs. it didnt smell like the smoke of a house on fire should either. it smelled like smokebomb. i then noticed my friend derek's feet and i walked over, pushed him, called him a fag and then grabbed one of the smoke bombs and threw it outside. then i saw the red light from the videa camera and my boy doug popped out laughing. i called them douche bags and proceeded to take the other two giant smoke bombs outside. all four levels of the house were engulfed in smoke. i opened every window and used fans to get everything out. after about 2 hours, the only thing left was the smell. i went and spent 20 dollars at shopko and bought carpet cleaner and lysol to spray out the house. my mom came home from work and i had to make ups some bullshit story. the smell didnt go away noticably for four days.
sorry if that was long and boring. please share yours....
4-story house? 
Anyways...
I was once asleep on a small jet travelling to Vegas - we had to make a stop at an airport (naturally 
) and I was asleep when the Capt. announced this. Maybe he didn't even announce it - he was obviously a newbie because the landing was really rough. 
It wouldn't have bothered me so much if I weren't asleep, but that was a very abrupt awakening I was only about 9 at the time, though, so mayb eI was cranky because I hadn't gotten a good nap? lol
I woke up in an elevator mattress and all in college; that was pretty shocking considering the alcohol volume consumed. Even more shocking was payback, when the perpetrator with a large volume of alcohol woke up on a rooftop mattress and all one morning.
Lol!!!! 
[[[smoke]]]
Peter Luts ft Nivelle - Don't Go (Jaron Inc Mix)
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On 4-story house? |
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| Originally posted by smokeape I woke up in an elevator mattress and all in college; that was pretty shocking considering the alcohol volume consumed. Even more shocking was payback, when the perpetrator with a large volume of alcohol woke up on a rooftop mattress and all one morning. Lol!!!! [[[smoke]]] Peter Luts ft Nivelle - Don't Go (Jaron Inc Mix) |
WTF???? Is this a coded message or something? My trance ain't coded anyhow...
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2 Worlds - Wherever You Go
huh 
EDIT: jeez, i guess everyone just has i nice relaxing time every morning..... cmon people. a rude awakening can even be dreaming about have hot sex and then getting woken up right in the middle by your bitch of an alarm clock. thats happened to me too.... fuckin alarm clock
fine fine fine... i have another story:
this time im passed out in my friend derek's hallway when i see his SUPER HOT sister step over me completely naked, just assuming i was still out. at first i was like... but then, she just ripped a fart and i was like 
i have never looked at her the same 
EDIT: in case you were wondering, she was comming out of the shower, and no, i dont have pics, so dont bother telling me to STFU
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| Originally posted by D-res huh EDIT: jeez, i guess everyone just has i nice relaxing time every morning..... cmon people. a rude awakening can even be dreaming about have hot sex and then getting woken up right in the middle by your bitch of an alarm clock. thats happened to me too.... fuckin alarm clock |
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| Originally posted by smokeape Don't dis the posters. Your rude awakening could be a 300 pounder squating on your face. [[[smoke]]] |
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| Originally posted by D-res fine fine fine... i have another story: this time im passed out in my friend derek's hallway when i see his SUPER HOT sister step over me completely naked, just assuming i was still out. at first i was like... but then, she just ripped a fart and i was like i have never looked at her the same EDIT: in case you were wondering, she was comming out of the shower, and no, i dont have pics, so dont bother telling me to STFU |
they sound like a regular fart, but once that happened i think my penis fell off. it was so gross, cause she had a REALLY nice body, but that my friend, is a turn off. let me tell you.... 
My stories are pretty lame, but anyway:
* One time my brother and my best friend came in to wake me up for soccer on saturday morning bashing and banging pots and pans as loud as they could. Scared the shiznit out of me!!!
* Another time after getting super drunk at a party i woke up in the middle of someone tea-baggin me. 
* Same as above, i woke up after getting drunk at a party with my friend's ass right on top of my face.
* Finally, at my friend's house, i was woken up by a "stacks-on". Basically, what that means is that everyone (10+ people) jump on top of someone and stack up on top of them in a huge pile. That was not very fun!
Re: rude awakenings
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| Originally posted by D-res i was asleep in a sleeping bag on my living room floor. |
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| Originally posted by A.J. * Another time after getting super drunk at a party i woke up in the middle of someone tea-baggin me. |
i didnt have a TV in my room at the time and i wanted to watch a movie the night before, so i fell asleep down there. this was last summer btw
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| Originally posted by D-res i didnt have a TV in my room at the time and i wanted to watch a movie the night before, so i fell asleep down there. this was last summer btw |
.... yes.... yes i am
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| anyway, im happy you and Halcyon+On+On contributed. i wasn't dising anyone. i just wish more people would post... i can never start a successful thread. i dont think i've ever passed 60 posts in my own thread before. i just tried to start something that hasnt been, to my knowledge, started yet |
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| Originally posted by D-res basement, 1st level, 2nd level, attic nothing special |
A few months ago me and some friends broke into a brand new bottle of Wild Turkey. Split 5 ways we all got comfortably drunk - but me and the friend providing the alcohol proceeded to hit into a brand new bottle of expensive champagne (all alcohol generously provided by his parents). I'd guess I downed about 1/4 of it at most... but he took the whole rest of the bottle. I woke up an hour later when he poured ass end of the bottle all over me and my clean shirt, as he did to my other friend who was also passed out.
So we planed to retaliate by waiting till he passed out, then drawing a cock or some equally embarassing design on his forehead with a permanent marker.
But he made his escape before we could, by falling backwards out of my friends second story window as he sat on the windowsill. He managed to murder a bush, but luckally it broke his fall. I was right next to him when he fell, so I leaned out to see if he was ok. He got up right away, looked up and said "I'm good" then turned and ran straight home. He IM'ed me 5 minutes later asking us to find his sandal and glasses that he lost on the way down.
Man I love that guy. Good times.
Hmmm, the bud wasn't that far gone. Try one falling off a cliff, really, then saying "I'm cool, don't worry" with a bone sticking out of his arm.
BWAHHAHAHAAAA!!! Those plus the mighty tree climbing episodes are pretty cool.
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Ridgewalkers ft El - Find (Andy Moor Mix)
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| Originally posted by nrjizer A few months ago me and some friends broke into a brand new bottle of Wild Turkey. Split 5 ways we all got comfortably drunk - but me and the friend providing the alcohol proceeded to hit into a brand new bottle of expensive champagne (all alcohol generously provided by his parents). I'd guess I downed about 1/4 of it at most... but he took the whole rest of the bottle. I woke up an hour later when he poured ass end of the bottle all over me and my clean shirt, as he did to my other friend who was also passed out. So we planed to retaliate by waiting till he passed out, then drawing a cock or some equally embarassing design on his forehead with a permanent marker. But he made his escape before we could, by falling backwards out of my friends second story window as he sat on the windowsill. He managed to murder a bush, but luckally it broke his fall. I was right next to him when he fell, so I leaned out to see if he was ok. He got up right away, looked up and said "I'm good" then turned and ran straight home. He IM'ed me 5 minutes later asking us to find his sandal and glasses that he lost on the way down. Man I love that guy. Good times. |
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| Originally posted by nrjizer A few months ago me and some friends broke into a brand new bottle of Wild Turkey. Split 5 ways we all got comfortably drunk - but me and the friend providing the alcohol proceeded to hit into a brand new bottle of expensive champagne (all alcohol generously provided by his parents). I'd guess I downed about 1/4 of it at most... but he took the whole rest of the bottle. I woke up an hour later when he poured ass end of the bottle all over me and my clean shirt, as he did to my other friend who was also passed out. So we planed to retaliate by waiting till he passed out, then drawing a cock or some equally embarassing design on his forehead with a permanent marker. But he made his escape before we could, by falling backwards out of my friends second story window as he sat on the windowsill. He managed to murder a bush, but luckally it broke his fall. I was right next to him when he fell, so I leaned out to see if he was ok. He got up right away, looked up and said "I'm good" then turned and ran straight home. He IM'ed me 5 minutes later asking us to find his sandal and glasses that he lost on the way down. Man I love that guy. Good times. |
One of my pet hates is being woken up with water.
Essentially you are taking your life into your own hands by pouring water on me to wake me up.
I don't know why, but I become filled by an evil demon with horns, a spiky tail and 12 fists.
I got one story.
I woke up from entrance hall at 1.00pm, when my dad walks in.
I had my jacket as a blanket, my pants were in my room.
As I woke up I realise that I need to be at work in 30 minutes and I have the most horrible hangover I could have ever imagined. I threw up atleast 10 times or something, I'm not sure as I lost count. And when leaving from work I run into my boss, who I haven't seen the whole day, and he dares to ask me how's the hangover..
As usual this happenend after night of heavy drinking, what I remember is that I emptied 1 litre of smirnoff and 12 beers before hittng the bar.
And after the sixth shot of Absinthe I lost count and total control.
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