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Posted by BTG on Oct-08-2004 08:12:

women don't fart.

end of discussion.

Posted by Clovis on Oct-08-2004 08:13:

Theresa says:
BLAH

Posted by RandomGirl on Oct-08-2004 08:13:

YES THEY DO!!!

*leans over and lets a nice juicy fart release from her anal cavity, and then waits for the waft of reek!*

Posted by Clovis on Oct-08-2004 08:15:

Theresa says:
i farted earlier

Posted by twisted on Oct-08-2004 08:18:

"girls dont fart, they fluff"

Posted by Clovis on Oct-08-2004 08:21:

inb4tehmuderfuckenLOCK

Posted by twisted on Oct-08-2004 08:23:

i google fart for the sake of this thread...and i came up with this.."

still fits, no?

Posted by Slylee on Oct-08-2004 15:20:

you're absolutely right...we don't. i don't.

no but seriously, i've been with my boyfriend for over a year and i still have yet to do that act in front of him...it's just not necessary.

Posted by mute79 on Oct-08-2004 15:31:

do pussy farts count?

/me likes pussy farts

Posted by jdat on Oct-08-2004 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you're absolutely right...we don't. i don't.

no but seriously, i've been with my boyfriend for over a year and i still have yet to do that act in front of him...it's just not necessary.

fart in the bed = the absolute proof that both of you are close

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-08-2004 15:41:

women doent shit either. hmm its odd i think women are robots

Posted by Slylee on Oct-08-2004 15:48:

well i know that my boyfriend and i are closer than most couples...i don't need to fart in bed to reassure myself of that. lol

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-08-2004 15:52:

just try it anyways..tell him to lick ur ass one time in bed and whens hes abt to do it fart in his face

Posted by jonze on Oct-08-2004 15:55:

dutch oven? (i think thats what its called when you fart under the covers and then pull them over someones head)

Posted by Slylee on Oct-08-2004 15:59:

you guys need help.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-08-2004 16:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you guys need help.

nah. maybe we're normal and your the one that needs help. if thats the case u better take our help anbd fart on him.

Posted by D-res on Oct-08-2004 16:01:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGeek
do pussy farts count?

/me likes pussy farts

Posted by bobba lou on Oct-08-2004 16:02:

women dont fart they p00f

and I was with someone for 4 years and not once did we do that in front of each other

pussy farts rock.......

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-08-2004 16:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
just try it anyways..tell him to lick ur ass one time in bed and whens hes abt to do it fart in his face

my buddy has this porn outtake on his computer and some chick is lick a dude in da butthole and he ripis a fart. Its so funny watching the look on her face and how quick her reflexes jerk her head back....

she got up, screamed out "you asshole", stood there for a few seconds, then left.

classic.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-08-2004 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
my buddy has this porn outtake on his computer and some chick is lick a dude in da butthole and he ripis a fart. Its so funny watching the look on her face and how quick her reflexes jerk her head back....

she got up, screamed out "you asshole", stood there for a few seconds, then left.

classic.

ive seen it gonna go look for the link now

Posted by AwakenedAddict on Oct-08-2004 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ive seen it gonna go look for the link now

Link or STFU!!

Posted by bobba lou on Oct-08-2004 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by AwakenedAddict
Link or STFU!!

w0rd

Posted by RandomGirl on Oct-08-2004 16:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
you're absolutely right...we don't. i don't.

Awww! Common Slylee! You were supposed to back me up on this, and look what you do.

SPREADING THE LIES! ALL LIES!

Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke!

Girls are not always sugar and spice and everything nice No matter how much you have dillusioned yourself, it's all just a bunch of lies!

Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa

Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

omg i'll never look at you the same

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-08-2004 16:49:

couldnt find it. ill stfu

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