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-- Dogs Vs Cats...PART 2!!
Dogs Vs Cats...PART 2!!
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
PMSL
wahey, cat owners take note
DOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOGDOG
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLL!!!!!
the cat would to smart and escape, and dogs just drink out of the toilet anyway. when they do, smash the lid down o ntheir heads.
Found this at random. Thought it was quite good...
Re: Dogs Vs Cats...PART 2!!
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet |
Go Cats!
come on you cannot resist this
sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats
How could anyone even contemplate putting a cat down a toilet? That's so cruel! Here's a cute cat pictar. Now you filthy dog lovers find a pictar of some cute dogs. Not puppies, that's cheating. Small versions of things are always cuter, except penises. They're always ugly.
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| Originally posted by Misty Kitty come on you cannot resist this sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats |
The family dogs
Thats Tilly, she's nearly 5 months old and her hobbies include bouncing around and chewing through electrical cables at my nanas house.
ickle benny staring at the webcam.. probably thinking wtf is he doing again
Springer Spaniel puppies
Dogs are blatantly better, cats are for posh people who are afraid to muck in and only turn up for food, dogs offer loving companionship and also are a good way of attracting people to talk to you when you're out with them
Both are equally good...
I've previously had three dogs, and atm I've cat (and three kittens).
Cats pretend to act like they don't care about you, unless they're hungry...
dogs r teh 0wnz0r
Dogs defo own!! Ive never heard of a guide cat for the blind or a rescue cat!! 
Had to give my dog away about 5 months ago due to a messy situation - a lovely pedigre black lab!! 
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| Originally posted by stace Ive never heard of a guide cat for the blind or a rescue cat!! |
dogs maul young childrens' faces in the park!
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| Originally posted by Fundamental I have. |
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| Originally posted by Ste dogs maul young childrens' faces in the park! |
DOGS ARE THE BEST!!!
CATS ARE SHITE!!!
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma only in bizzaro world...known as scotland |
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| Originally posted by stace guide cat for the blind |
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| Originally posted by stace rescue cat |
2 things i hate about dogs
1. That horrible dog smell some dogs have
2. They way they go mental and jump all over you when they see you, its too in your face which i dont like
dogs are wicked
cats are shite
thats is all
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