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is YOUR town/city on Chavtowns?

Because MINE IS .

And yes, that site is very slow just now...

darlington probably is, but thats because its a charver hole.

lol newcastle, gateshead + washington (sunderland) all are

mine isnt, but ill add it when i get time. the server was too slow so i lost interest.

Hartlepool fucking must be it`s full of the little scrotes

Speaking of chavs, u should watch this its hillarious:

http://www.fat-pie.com/chav1.wmv

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Originally posted by sykadelik Speaking of chavs, u should watch this its hillarious: http://www.fat-pie.com/chav1.wmv

For Newcastle: On the first day of my family moving to Newcastle my brothers nose was broken for the sin of "Looking at us like we're a twat or somfing".

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Originally posted by sykadelik Speaking of chavs, u should watch this its hillarious: http://www.fat-pie.com/chav1.wmv

I have them downloaded on my mobile, quality

give me that camrecorder for 2 pills!

and his dancing skills!

LMAO

tis probably run by chavs who have stolen server space anyway which is why it's slow

Oh yes - how could it possibly not be:



Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent weapon especially when peppered with the liberal use of the 'C' word - an abhorrent prostitution of our fair language. Random, sporadic violence and record numbers of 'ASBO' (Anti-Social Behavior Disorder) are now the norm in this once great town. They laugh at the initiated, nay they cackle. Indeed to the untrained ear they seem to choke. Only this week a 14 year old boy/chimp in cap and polo shirt (do I need to tell you the collar was raised?) has been handed an ASBO and expelled from school for violence and disruption - there is no hope for him save a tidy jail cell!

Colchester is now overrun with the benefit-grabbing filth that are the Chav class. My usual tolerance of the under classes has abandoned me. Had the problem been contained in Colchester�s borders then I could rightly call myself, and other Tax paying subjects, a hero in a futile attempt to spare the nation from the cancer that is the Chav! Not so...

It appears they have established clans in all corners of our once fair Island. Now is the time to rise against the puerile monkeys, absent of brain! They have slowly indoctrinated themselves into our culture and are now so rife our very way of life is approaching its impending collapse!

I propose revolutionary change - indeed a political force with a manifesto designed to rid ourselves of this curse! Who's with me?

andyraver _WRITES "Hi I moved to Chavlincote 2 years ago from Brussels (equally poor non-descript place but so boring the chavs couldnt even be bothered to max their cars!) Used to live in Stretton before that. OK but too many posh chavs with real Burberry clothes Mummy and Daddy had bought them at the Selfridges Christmas sale.

Swadlincote is an ex-mining town so plenty of dole dossing chavs with nothing better to do than hang around the school opposite me with their 14 year old chavettes drinking strongbow and concorde from the local offy during in school hours. The money obviously coming from Mum and Dad who gave it to them for their 200 Lambert and Butler which they will never see.

Unfortunately for me there is a regular fair near my house on the green that attracts ALL the local Chavs and Chavettes for some serious scummy behaviour just off York Road if you live here you'll know what I mean!

A typical evening consists of a chavettes push chair being left abandoned on the local church fence. Heaven forbid where the baby is. Its just disturbing. According to your article most chavs like R and B ect... Unfortunatley Swadlinchavs do not even possess the IQ to understand the lyrical content of such dross, so they have to listen to Happyhardcore. My god what an absolute abomination of dance music.
This 'Music' emanates from their equally poor car soundsystems turned up so loud that your windows are in danger of shattering when one of the many maxed out C reg Vauxhall Novas rumbles past at 10 MPH.

Swadlinchav is the Chavs paradise may I recommend any chavs reading this (if they can) to check out the many enticing watering holes in my idylic village (well it would be if chavs f**ked off). The Barley Mow, Sir Nigel Gresley, the Bear and Angel to name a few scum faves. For an outdoor gathering may I suggest the local park where you can pick up free used needles.

For a more full on party chavs can go to the under 18 disco night at the local community centre where 14 year chavettes can wait for a chav to sneak in a beer or two or take them for a 'Ride' in their maxpower mobile. Enough you get the picture.


so damn true

looks like Twickenham is not on Chavtowns

i bet Whitton, Feltham and Isleworth are

the majority of this country is fuckin chavland, there was an article in the Sun the other week, making out that it was cool to be one. Most people read the Sun, so now we're all fucked

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Originally posted by Turner For Newcastle: On the first day of my family moving to Newcastle my brothers nose was broken for the sin of "Looking at us like we're a twat or somfing".

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MrWinston _WRITES "Well here we go, to compliment my earlier reports on the towns of Huntingdon and St Neots I give you the last of the 3 dumps in the 'Chavtown Triangle'........Bedford - and believe me, i've saved the worst 'till last... Let's start with the town centre and that long time favourite haunt of the local chav - The Harpur Centre. The Harpur Centre is Bedfords main covered shopping centre, in fact, so important is it to the well being of the town that it sports not only the cheapest looking linen shop on the planet but also Bedford's premier branch of Argos with the biggest Elizabeth Duke counter you could ever wish to see. It is here where an eager chav-spotter can witness that symbolic guesture of a Chav couples love - the giving and recieving of some bling. Currently popular here are large gold bracelets that closely resemble gold-painted doughunts, how many can you spot on each arm? One...two....three..... Should a chav become tired carrying all this weight around with them they can take a break and linger around the centrepiece of the Harpur, 'The Spiral'. This is nothing more than a spiral walkway leading down to the car park but is a popular hangout for the resting chav, no doubt partly due to the fact that there is a stall nearby where they can stock up on Jellybeans... Moving on out of the Harpur Centre, past the Flowerpot chavs who seem permanantly fixed to the walls surrounding the flowerbeds and across Harpur Square one will soon arrive at Wilkinsons, for every chavs shopping needs, followed by a McDonalds and a large Amusement arcade which , simply by turning on the neon lights, can have chavs flapping outside the windows like moths in an instant. Move on to the edge of Bedford and the large, grey shadow of the Interchange Retail Park looms against the backdrop of Stewartby brickworks. The Interchange seems to have been designed with the chav solely in mind as they took the time to provide another McDonalds and a giant Matalan in their plans. Here one can also see the heights to which a chavs career prospects can rise to in Bedford, they can become part of the vast army of 'car cleaners' who loiter at one end of the car park ready to scrub your car with a grit impregnated sponge for as much money as they can coax out of you. Anyway, should you be searching for a chav in it's natural habitat then you can do no better than visit the areas of Putnoe and Queens Park (which has far more in common with its London counterpart than just it's name), this is of course assuming you can get down the narrow, Nova-lined and chavling-packed roads in anything wider than a pushbike, and even then it'll probably get it's tyres pilfered and turned into a spoiler for a D-reg VW Golf... Anyway, I hope that my reports on Huntingdon, St Neots and now Bedford have convinced you that you will never want to come here optionally, unless of course you are a very brave Chav-spotter...

SO TRUE lol

i would have thought the megabowl bar warrants a mention. went there last week and i was so disgusted by the 50 odd chavs that turned up i had to leave...

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Originally posted by Ste darlington probably is, but thats because its a charver hole.

"Oh, how nice Darlington used to be. The Goths and Moshers used to have a quiet life. Now "Darlo" is probably one of the biggest shit-holes in the North East. High Row, Greg's, Queen's Street and "The Graveyard" are a few of the Chav hotspots in the town centre, but to be honest, the buggers are everywhere. People who have taste in even the slightest of alternative clothing (ie, myself), can not walk though town without being spat at, beaten up, and ran after by the British Underclass. Probably the worst I've personally seen the chavs doing is humping up the entrance wall of the Forum, or ramming a friend of mine with their (no doubt stolen) bikes. Also - avoid the train station unless you really need to go there. You get chips thrown at you by the sock-tucked-in-trakies if you arn't dressed like them. Scum bags."

Nice place.

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