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Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-21-2004 15:27:

Votergasm - WTF?!?!?!

http://www.votergasm.org/

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-21-2004 15:48:

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Posted by dchaves on Oct-21-2004 15:49:

Posted by tribu on Oct-21-2004 15:51:

crazy...

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-21-2004 15:51:

Posted by dchaves on Oct-21-2004 15:52:

Is that the meaning of democracy?

Posted by Falcon-X on Oct-21-2004 15:58:

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Posted by l�cid on Oct-21-2004 16:01:

hahahahahaha...

Posted by PhaseFour on Oct-21-2004 16:22:

well i posted that on my dorm window, lets see if there are any female pledge takers around

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-21-2004 16:27:

I pledge my body to a voter on election night.*

*Must be a female aged 19-29; photo required.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-22-2004 03:03:

god damn it no takers yet

Posted by D-res on Oct-22-2004 03:18:

Disclaimers:

* Pledge-fulfilling sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And safe. And hot.
* Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral variations of these positions can also be used to satisfy the pledge.
* Taking the pledge indicates a good-faith effort to abide by its provisions. Pledge-takers who have violated withholding provisions become effective non-voters, and are barred from sex with fellow pledge-takers.
* Pledge-takers who fail to vote are forbidden from masturbating. (Exemption: pledge-takers who are not eligible to vote are encouraged to masturbate frequently.)
* "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.
* Non-voters may render themselves eligible for sex with American Heroes by voting at least twice in local, primary, and/or 2006 congressional races. Those voting in only one such race qualify to perform, but not receive, oral sex on American Heroes.
* Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."
* Per the U.S. Constitution, children conceived on election night are eligible for gigantic interest-free loans from the U.S. government, and special t-shirts.

Posted by PhaseFour on Oct-22-2004 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res

* "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.

shit i lose

Posted by djkoolaide on Oct-22-2004 03:33:

That's probably the best site I've seen all week

Posted by flavdave on Oct-22-2004 04:33:

Fuck yeah, man. I voted. I'm going to be an American Hero.

Posted by Cheetah86 on Oct-22-2004 08:01:

"Humpa Humpa"

Posted by fac3d on Oct-22-2004 08:17:

oOOoo voting is soooo hot!!!!

Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-22-2004 10:07:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
Disclaimers:

* Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog.

Could someone describe these for me? I'm intrigued as to what "squashing of the deck chair" looks like.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-22-2004 13:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Could someone describe these for me? I'm intrigued as to what "squashing of the deck chair" looks like.

She lies on her back with her legs pulled up and he holds them in place with his arms. Ideal for deep penetration.

It's a variation of the Jackhammer.

Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-22-2004 13:35:

quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
She lies on her back with her legs pulled up and he holds them in place with his arms. Ideal for deep penetration.

Cheers. How bout the others?