haha, footballer sacked for putting banana up sum1s bum

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Posted by Ste on Oct-21-2004 18:56:

haha, footballer sacked for putting banana up sum1s bum

A FOOTBALLER has been sacked for allegedly sexually assaulting a youth team player.

Oxford United�s Julian Alsop is said to have tried to shove a banana up his backside as a prank went too far.

The terrified 16-year-old, who was reportedly stripped naked, wept as other players egged Alsop on.

What has been described as a play fight two weeks ago at Oxford�s training ground soon spiralled out of control.

Witnesses claimed Alsop, 31, got angry when the boy retaliated.

Alsop was said to have stripped him and then started whipping him with a towel.

Encouraged by other players, Alsop, allegedly manhandled the still-naked boy out on to the training pitch.

He got another player to hold down the youth while he fetched a banana, which he is then alleged to have tried to ram up the boy�s backside.

Amazingly, the matter was not reported to police because the teenager felt it might affect his future at the club.

But his furious parents went to the League Two club to protest after hearing of the alleged incident.

They demanded action and Oxford manager Graham Rix - who served time in prison after being found guilty of having sex with a 15-year-old girl in 1999 - fired Alsop on Monday

Posted by Roddy on Oct-21-2004 19:09:

Fuckin Brilliant, Graham Rix being the manager 2, quality!!!

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-21-2004 21:00:

hahaa thats piss funny

i guess you could say he tried to stick in from the 16 yd box arf arf

shut up jay

Posted by DjSimonB on Oct-21-2004 21:57:

Re: haha, footballer sacked for putting banana up sum1s bum

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Originally posted by Ste

They demanded action and Oxford manager Graham Rix - who served time in prison after being found guilty of having sex with a 15-year-old girl in 1999 - fired Alsop on Monday

To be honest that last bit of info is just the icing on the cake

Not that underage sex or being assraped by a banana is funny, but you know what I mean

Posted by DJ_FRAZ on Oct-21-2004 22:01:

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Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
hahaa thats piss funny

i guess you could say he tried to stick in from the 16 yd box arf arf

shut up jay

Posted by CraSHer[UK] on Oct-21-2004 22:37:

haha, awsome. Some initiation to the first team or what.

Posted by Luke Terry on Oct-21-2004 22:56:

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Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
shut up jay

Posted by jamie on Oct-22-2004 07:20:

Sounds like my 1st time.....

(joking)

Posted by *ian* on Oct-22-2004 07:24:

Re: haha, footballer sacked for putting banana up sum1s bum

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Originally posted by Ste

He got another player to hold down the youth while he fetched a banana, which he is then alleged to have tried to ram up the boy�s backside.

I bet this so called player was actually graham rix

QUICK BOSS WE'VE GOT A NAKED 16yo IN HERE

Posted by Simcut on Oct-22-2004 08:06:

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Originally posted by tijsverwest
I bet this so called player was actually graham rix

QUICK BOSS WE'VE GOT A NAKED 16yo IN HERE

Posted by Streakfury on Oct-23-2004 00:27:

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Originally posted by Jamie_

Sounds like my 1st time.....

(joking)

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