Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

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Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:09:

Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

ok heres a little story hehe

i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)

so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...

so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!!

Posted by D Dubya on Oct-21-2004 19:12:

If shes going to cancel the satellite, get in all the porn you can. TiVO or VCR or whatever. If she's going to cancel it anyways, might as well give her a good reason.

Posted by dj tek on Oct-21-2004 19:13:

dude,

youre watching way too much porn...

Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:14:

Re: dude,

quote:
Originally posted by dj tek
youre watching way too much porn...

clearly u dont get the point

Posted by keithos27 on Oct-21-2004 19:15:

just try explaining to her that it is a regularly scheduled tv program on fox (bring her to fox's website and show her the tv listing)....there she can read some information on the tv program.

how old are you anyway?

-keith

Posted by d0uble h3lix on Oct-21-2004 19:15:

think of the children!

Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:17:

lol
im 19
and she doesnt understand anything about technology (computers,satelites,internet if i show her the scheduale)
because i spend a lot of time on the pc producing, she thinks im watching porn

Posted by dj tek on Oct-21-2004 19:17:

clearly

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest

clearly u dont get the point

you dont get my sarcasm.

Posted by Arbiter on Oct-21-2004 19:19:

Have you tried reasoning with her? If so, any luck?

Parents can be difficult to deal with sometimes because they think they know it all and tend to react emotionally instead of logically.

But sometimes if you can be calm and respectful and explain why you think they're wrong, you'll be surprised how reasonble they can be.

Good Luck,

Arbiter

Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:20:

Re: clearly

quote:
Originally posted by dj tek
you dont get my sarcasm.

i did

arbiter: ill try

Posted by D Dubya on Oct-21-2004 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest
because i spend a lot of time on the pc producing, she thinks im watching porn

If you're producing cheesy 70's music I can understand how she might have some fears of porn

Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
If you're producing cheesy 70's music I can understand how she might have some fears of porn

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-21-2004 19:23:

That's funny. Those bitches are stupid! (Not your mom, the model wanna be's)

Posted by Sunquest on Oct-21-2004 19:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Nite-Mer
That's funny. Those bitches are stupid! (Not your mom, the model wanna be's)

hehe i know
and for some reason all men involved with fashion are gay!!!
hmmm, this calls for a new thread

Posted by keithos27 on Oct-21-2004 20:00:

well if you are in college and live on your own, i doubt this is the top worry in your mom's life.... i would just show her the program one night and ask her if she still thinks it's porn.

if she does, bring her to your computer. go to google (explain what google is) and just type in "pussy" or something and show her how EASY it is to get porn... and tell her how she should trust you and not worry so much bceause you have not been abusing the privelige of using the computer and that "america's top model" it not porn and is actually no where near porn....

sometimes parents need to be scarred into seeing what you are capable of doing, but are yet respectful enough to not do, to trust you... get my point?

-keith

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-21-2004 20:11:

Posted by ASOT100 on Oct-21-2004 20:31:

show her wat real porn is

Posted by Arbiter on Oct-21-2004 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

Posted by AwakenedAddict on Oct-21-2004 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Have you tried reasoning with her? If so, any luck?

Parents can be difficult to deal with sometimes because they think they know it all and tend to react emotionally instead of logically.

But sometimes if you can be calm and respectful and explain why you think they're wrong, you'll be surprised how reasonble they can be.

Good Luck,

Arbiter

Works for me.. although both you and your parents have to possess some level of intelligence to make this work.

This plan really came to fruition after I moved out tho :-/

Posted by nwopper on Oct-21-2004 21:06:

Porn?
whatwhatwhatwhatWHAAAAAAT?!!!??!!

Saw some South Park today....
Kyle's mom....
It's such a hilarious show!!

Posted by Rodrico on Oct-21-2004 21:09:

Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Sunquest
ok heres a little story hehe

i was watching tv the other day, Fox tv, a regular channel for kids even on regular cable TV, and a show called "The next american top model" was on
so i was watching it, and the girls were all competing in bikinis, so then my mom walks in, she sees me watching this, now today, (the next day) she tells me i thiink we should cancel our satellite because ur watching too much porn, (our satellite has 3 porn channels not that i care or watch them...)

so heres the stupidness if u already havent figured it out:
#1. this was a frikin tv reality show which is on every week,
#2. it was on REGULAR TV, not satellite
#3. if i wanted porn, i have a frikin computer, no one can stop me!
#4. she thinks me watching this porn (which isnt porn) is preventing me from getting a girlfriend...

so thats that! sometimes i just cant take it!!!! i dunno whether to be pissed off or embaraced right now, never knew its so hard being a teen!!!

My mom never said crap to me, I told her if it wasn't for porn, I probably wouldn't of been born.

This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

Posted by beats and beeps on Oct-21-2004 21:17:

just cut back on the porn. Tell them that if they dont want you watching porn, they can block out the porn channels, they dont have to cancel the sattelite.

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-21-2004 21:20:

Re: Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
My mom never said crap to me, I told her if it wasn't for porn, I probably wouldn't of been born.

This is my salute...to early 80's porn.

Are you saying your mom was a porn star? I guess they didn't have Nordplant back then?

Posted by Rodrico on Oct-21-2004 23:04:

Re: Re: Re: Stupidest Thing My Mom Said By Far!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Nite-Mer
Are you saying your mom was a porn star? I guess they didn't have Nordplant back then?

No, Im saying that my dad would of never gotten aroused had it not been for porn, and their night of spontaneous sex would of never created the worlds greatest man, me!

Your assumption is amusing though, even if my mom was a porn star, she still wouldnt of sucked as much dick as you ever could.

Posted by noikeee on Oct-21-2004 23:12:

quote:
Originally posted by keithos27
if she does, bring her to your computer. go to google (explain what google is) and just type in "pussy" or something and show her how EASY it is to get porn... and tell her how she should trust you and not worry so much bceause you have not been abusing the privelige of using the computer and that "america's top model" it not porn and is actually no where near porn....

it may work both ways, what if she cuts his internet connection

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