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a crackhead tried to rob me
so i was walking downtown, headed for an interview, and this fella yelled after me as i was crossing the street. "Hey, do you know anyone that's looking for cheap ps2s or xboxs?" he says. "Most likely," I reply, "How much?" He's super jittery and makes very little eye contact, and as I observe him further I notice the caked lips and dirty clothes. "Fifty bucks," he says, "they're still sealed in the packages. I can show them to you, if you want." I look in the direction he gestures vaguely to, and it strikes me odd that someone would ever leave a bunch of stolen merch in an alley. I tell him that I don't need to see it, and that I'm just on my way to the bank, if he wants to hang around for 10 minutes I'll be back to grab one from him. He asks if I have any weed, cause he'll take weed as equity as well. MMmmm.. no.
No thanks, Tyrone, find someone else to rob for a 50 piece..
so yeha.. crackheads. Watch out for em.
You were actually going to buy one from him.
Moran.
heheheh, good thing there arent many alleys in my town|
did he say equity? thatd be hilarious
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| Originally posted by placebo You were actually going to buy one from him. Moran. |
harley youre a super maran!!
Were you on 3rd street? Do you resemble anyone named Martinez?
Tyrone Biggums r0x!
Lol@crack head story
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| Originally posted by placebo You were actually going to buy one from him. Moran. |
'Moran' was purposefull spelt wrong, methinks:
Those damn crackheads! Somebody should try to kill them all by slowly poisoning their bodies and minds over the years with highly-addictive narcotics!!!
Oh, wait....
The only thing you should buy from crackheads on the street is drugs...and even then I don't trust them.
A very long time ago I went to buy some weed in the slums of a certain large city which I was just visiting for the day/night and I met this big black rasta guy...handed him a $20 for two grams and he went off and chatted with some guys down the street, came back (with my $20, thank god) and said it was dry but,
"If you want you can head up into my bedroom and smoke some rock with me."
I declined and walked off, saying I had somewhere to go...and I never bought drugs off the street again.
i once witnessed a car robbery.
the dude disconnected the car alarm from under the car, then used a stick to open the front door.
does that count?
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On 'Moran' was purposefull spelt wrong, methinks: Those damn crackheads! Somebody should try to kill them all by slowly poisoning their bodies and minds over the years with highly-addictive narcotics!!! Oh, wait.... |
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| Originally posted by {b.s.e.} I won't be the one to point out that you spelled 'moron' incorrectly. wait.. yes i will. If you had any idea about what was going on, you might realise that I wasn't coming back to buy one. |
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| Originally posted by placebo LOL Dude, I know, I was kidding. Yeah man, I was in New Orleans for like literally, 5 minutes, when some hobo came up and tried to get money for vodka from me, ahahaha. Ahh, I love the USA. |
I was outside BW3's once and some homeless guy came over to my friend and I and told us he was with a couple who was getting married there (there was a wedding reception there) and he was wondering if he could get some money to get a pop. Despite how mean it really was, it was funny as hell. I just went "No, you'll just use it to buy booze!" and ran away.
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| Originally posted by placebo LOL Dude, I know, I was kidding. Yeah man, I was in New Orleans for like literally, 5 minutes, when some hobo came up and tried to get money for vodka from me, ahahaha. Ahh, I love the USA. |
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| Originally posted by DaveSZ I think NO has the highest murder rate in the US no? |
Quality thread. 
The first poster seems like an extremely dangerous risk taker to me, its no suprise such severe trouble comes looking for him.
This reminds me of one day I was buying lunch and these guys yelled out to me who were driving a van, and I was wearing a suit, so fuck knows why they yelled out to me. So I went over and these 2 guys opened the back of this van and said they worked for a stereo company and they had made a mistake and got 2 extra speakers.
They were these fucking awesome powered speakers with inbuilt subs, would have fucking kicked it hooked up to my decks, and they needed to sell them right then and there. So dodgy. But I had no money on me so they drove me to a teller machine and my pay hadn't gone through so I couldn't buy them. They were worth like $1,800 each and I was going to pay $400 for the pair.
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| Originally posted by t�bias The first poster seems like an extremely dangerous risk taker to me, its no suprise such severe trouble comes looking for him. |
You should have gabbered him.
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| Originally posted by TwoPlow You should have gabbered him. |
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