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Posted by Ste on Oct-29-2004 20:56:

one for the jamies

nicked from the nu-gen board:

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be
strong, honey. I love you too!"

Posted by jamie on Oct-29-2004 20:57:

Posted by Technaut on Oct-29-2004 21:00:

that was posted on inside out board a week ago

Posted by tortoise on Oct-29-2004 21:01:

good one

Posted by Ste on Oct-29-2004 21:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Technaut
that was posted on inside out board a week ago

it gets around like a dirty whore then

Posted by swisstoni on Oct-29-2004 22:59:

Posted by DjSimonB on Oct-29-2004 23:35:

Posted by decode on Oct-30-2004 00:22:

mwuahaha