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I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

So, tonight, one of my Christian cousins whom I haven't seen in months invites me over to a 'meeting place' that he and his friends go to every Friday night. I decided to check it out cause I'm always down for something different.

I go to the meeting place, actually a well-decked out shed(complete with kitchen/bathroom)in the middle of farm country. I run late and see that everybody there(all in late teens to late twenties) is sitting down, listening intently to a speaker on a little makeshift stage. Since I don't really consider myself religious, all I really heard was: "Jesus this, God that, live your life for God, porn is bad-do not look at it online, try not to cuss, blah, blah, blah... Let's pray. Amen." Applause.

After the speech, which I figured must have gone for maybe an hour and a half(I only caught part of the last half hour), everybody got up and started playing pool or cards or foosball table or just ended up talking to each other. People started drinking... Pepsi(and only Pepsi too). An older guy came in the shed with a bible and started talking to one of the younger guys(who I knew was just recently baptized). The older guy was pointing out passages to the newbie. Christian rock blared in the background. It felt like a cult.

I was so out of place... and all I could focus on was this girl with a big, nice round ass playing pool. Everytime she bent over to shoot, I just stared! Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)... including the girl with the big ass. There was a couple other nice looking girls there too but they all had silver rings. That was it.

Went up to my silver ring wearing cousin, told him I had to go. "Aren't you having fun?" he asks. I lied and said, "Yeah, but I got somewhere else I got to be." And I left.

Usually my Friday nights are spent on alcohol, clubbin, and/or strip clubs... different strokes for different folks, huh?

How absolutley frightening.

i got some hardcore christian friends myself.... made a mistake going to camp with them.

That's the point at which religion ceases to be merely poor judgment and becomes mental illness.

you - "so when do the strippers get here?" "so the keg is out back?",.. "i'll get the funnel, you go grab the beer".... "do you want to pack the first bowl or should i"

If you steal their abstinence ring, do they have to fuck you?

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Originally posted by tribu If you steal their abstinence ring, do they have to fuck you?

now that would be a fun game,.. trying to get them to take their ring off and now say ohh,. your ring is off,.. lets go fuck!!

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Originally posted by Zewad now that would be a fun game,.. trying to get them to take their ring off and now say ohh,. your ring is off,.. lets go fuck!!

Thats what im saying, and theres all kinds of approaches and methods. From tricking them to slipping it off to forcing it off of them. Hmmm, in a way, it sounds like the actual act of taking virginity...

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Originally posted by tribu Thats what im saying, and theres all kinds of approaches and methods. From tricking them to slipping it off to forcing it off of them. Hmmm, in a way, it sounds like the actual act of taking virginity...

or raping,.. eh,. but who's counting anyway,... its only sex... no biggie

Nothing better than corrupting Christian women. My gf went from being a stoic church goer --> lazy catholic --> "holiday" catholic --> non-practicing catholic --> Deist. Give me two more months and then it will be weak atheist. Excellent ...

I made the mistake of going to one of those events when I was younger. I felt like my chest was going to burst from the disgusting scene I was witnessing.

But I do remember some fine ladies there. Maybe I should return, now that my game is tighter, and bag me some silver-ring wearing beezies!

I was raised in one of these environments. Its deffinately cool to be spiritual and into bettering yourself. Is that a word? Bettering? Beeeeeeeetterrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. betteringbetteringbettering. betterING. BEttering. beTTERing. Whatever. What was I talking about?Dammit i'm stoned....

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Originally posted by GT357 I was raised in one of these environments. Its deffinately cool to be spiritual and into bettering yourself. Is that a word? Bettering? Beeeeeeeetterrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiing. betteringbetteringbettering. betterING. BEttering. beTTERing. Whatever. What was I talking about?Dammit i'm stoned....

LMAO

I can see being raised in that type of environment did you a lot of good.

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Originally posted by Nautilus LMAO I can see being raised in that type of environment did you a lot of good.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Top stuff.

Hey, I'm here arent I?

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Originally posted by Arbiter That's the point at which religion ceases to be merely poor judgment and becomes mental illness.

Quote Of the Week!!

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Originally posted by AnonymousRacer ...Then I started noticing about 95% of the people there had silver rings on(which meant abstinence till marriage)...

You mean wearing a silver ring means you're not up for it?? Christ, no wonder I've not been getting any.

Re: I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

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Originally posted by AnonymousRacer It felt like a cult.

I totally agree. I also went to one of those things with my friend, and I was so scared

Re: Re: I felt outta place; a Christian Friday night...

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Originally posted by tribu If you steal their abstinence ring, do they have to fuck you?

then again, you can always stick it in your underwears/drawers and tell the chic to play "help me find the ring" ..

http://www.silverringthing.com/index.html

Listen to the Lord...



I meant Meg Meeker!

thats fuct up

One of the guys in my house at Uni is a Christian Union member takes it all quite seriously.

One morning I was alone in the house and the doorbell rings and these two old women start preaching stuff from the bible to me and since I am a polite guy I don't slam the door on them. Anyways there were only there about two mins or so. Later on in the day I am talking to the two new guys about this and how my Dad when travelling to LA got caught up with a religious nutcase. My Dad told me he was so pissed off by it that for the future he read up a few inconsistencies in the Bible and that it was a load of bollocks. I was telling the guys in the house all this when I realised the Christian dude starting to get a little upset......I had forgotten he was in the Godsquad.....oops

Funny thing is he is marrying another girl in the Christian Union and have only known each other three months! and most of that time they were apart living away from eachother on summer vacation! As on of the guys at the pub said when we were talking about this:

'Well they are both Christian Union so it's a case of I'm horny lets get married'

One time when i went to church and something happened. the next words out of my mouth was "Goddamnit!!!"

It was about that point when the other realized that i wasn't a christian and they tried to save me. Luckily i saved myself and went to the "bathroom."

Wow, that party could have been so much fun.

Talk about a challenge.

You wouldn't believe the joy one can derive from corrupting good innocent, but hot, Christian girls. Fuck, I'm going to hell, but who cares...

Met this one Christian girl once that wanted to remain a virgin until she was married. Never copped so much head in my entire life...was great fun.

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