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Who is swamper
just interested to find out more about the daddeh of tranceaddict.com.
So, if you dont mind me asking, who are you, whats your age, what do you do for a living, and more importantly whats the story behind www.tranceaddict.com.
I tried searching but nothing came up
to the first idiot the replies to this thread thread with 'swamper is the founder of tranceaddict.com', you're a cock!!!!
^^^^^^ someone gonna do it
the story of swamper was prophecised in the book of luke.
it tells of a time years ago when guys with long hair and tight jeans ruled the world with theyre senseless noisey stringed instrument music, and how a chosen one would arrive to rid the world of long haired screaming guys on brain numbing rock ballads.
he failed... so he decided to set up a forum for trance music lovers instead 
I just got back from Dumonde and i'm tired as hell and I'm going to bed, I look forward to the massacre this thread will receive by the chillout whores.
You bastard. Was it good?
many many years ago, around the same time as the greek gods lived a mystical creature who only appeared to scare n00bs and do occasional media work. This beast lived in a wilderness, and populated a huge swamp. Some people were going to call him clive, but for some reason Swamper won the poll, many think due to coups lacklustre modding. Swamper decided that life in the swamp wasn't what he wanted in life, and tried to make an army with dead fish from the aforementioned swamp. After realising the dead fish would be no use, he surrounded himself in the cheapest creatures that swamp money could buy.
These creatures were as follows
Wicked Neo - Old man of the forest around the swamp who's hobbies include oggling females and closing the threads on his socks.
ArturoB - Big ogre, usually found dying somewhere.
JayD - Loyal sidekick of arturob, quite often found clearing up after his messes
Linx - Tiger of the Jungle, ruler of all creatures 4 legged & soft
tu_face - Known to those close to him as Jeff, this hideous creature comes from a magical mystical land where the church spire was slightly bent. People originally called it benttown but settled on chesterfield.
Infinity - evil warlock who tried to lead Linx astray
JdDark - horrible mugget who nobody cares for, disappeared into thin air, some say he made a new alias, but nobody really gave a flying fuck
There were also the minions
Coup - Crazy person who annoyed everyone so much that they locked him in a garden of polls and left him to clean up after people in there. To this day nobody has been able to put up with his company for too long.
AndiH - The brains behind the project, knows everything except combination to swampers safe
TTA - Awful warlock who is spited by most, Some people say swamper keeps his friends close and enemies closer, which is why this thing gets a chance, others just think he's a secret slave to everyone.
With this weird & wonderful combination of people and things beside him, Swamper set out to build an empire so powerful that he could take over the world, pinky & the brain stylee.. did he manage it.... who knows, all i know is every week we have to goto the big temple of swamps and pray for our safety from him
Didnt swamper loose his car once on his birthday?
Swamper = 
go see the movie it will answer all ur noobie question
Swamper is a worthy dinh of our populous ka-tet.
Here's the real story:
Cthulhu cultists formed an alliance with their mortal ennemies the Australian Aboriginal for control of the dream. Once the dreaming had been harnessed for a common goal Morpheus was released from his prison (Gaiman's Morpheus, not the archetypal reinterpretation in the Matrix) it was easy to infiltrate the waking life.
That incursion became manifest in July 1997 with the release of Juno Reactor's Bible of Dreams (http://www.discogs.com/release/61221) which laid the blueprint for Swamper's rise and eventual founding of tranceaddict.com
If you need any proof as to the truth of this, consider the irony that "Swamp Thing" is widely regarded as the worst song in EDM history.
"On Bible, when it first reared its ugly head on Swamp Thing, I almost chucked the case out the window... it practically ruined the album for me!" - Anonymous
Re: Who is swamper
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| Originally posted by moondog to the first idiot the replies to this thread thread with 'swamper is the founder of tranceaddict.com', you're a cock!!!! ^^^^^^ someone gonna do it |
Rumour has it he once killed a great white shark with his bare hands! 
swamper is one of my alternate personalities.
yes i am.
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Rumour has it he once killed a great white shark with his bare hands! |
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| Originally posted by Ian^ many many years ago, around the same time as the greek gods lived a mystical creature who only appeared to scare n00bs and do occasional media work. This beast lived in a wilderness, and populated a huge swamp. Some people were going to call him clive, but for some reason Swamper won the poll, many think due to coups lacklustre modding. Swamper decided that life in the swamp wasn't what he wanted in life, and tried to make an army with dead fish from the aforementioned swamp. After realising the dead fish would be no use, he surrounded himself in the cheapest creatures that swamp money could buy. These creatures were as follows Wicked Neo - Old man of the forest around the swamp who's hobbies include oggling females and closing the threads on his socks. ArturoB - Big ogre, usually found dying somewhere. JayD - Loyal sidekick of arturob, quite often found clearing up after his messes Linx - Tiger of the Jungle, ruler of all creatures 4 legged & soft tu_face - Known to those close to him as Jeff, this hideous creature comes from a magical mystical land where the church spire was slightly bent. People originally called it benttown but settled on chesterfield. Infinity - evil warlock who tried to lead Linx astray JdDark - horrible mugget who nobody cares for, disappeared into thin air, some say he made a new alias, but nobody really gave a flying fuck There were also the minions Coup - Crazy person who annoyed everyone so much that they locked him in a garden of polls and left him to clean up after people in there. To this day nobody has been able to put up with his company for too long. AndiH - The brains behind the project, knows everything except combination to swampers safe TTA - Awful warlock who is spited by most, Some people say swamper keeps his friends close and enemies closer, which is why this thing gets a chance, others just think he's a secret slave to everyone. With this weird & wonderful combination of people and things beside him, Swamper set out to build an empire so powerful that he could take over the world, pinky & the brain stylee.. did he manage it.... who knows, all i know is every week we have to goto the big temple of swamps and pray for our safety from him |
ah, you bunch of c4nts 
should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!!
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| Originally posted by moondog ah, you bunch of c4nts should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!! |
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| Originally posted by jp ...and then he found Nemo |
your sig is hilarious.
poor nemo
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| Originally posted by moondog ah, you bunch of c4nts should've known better really, expecting a semi-sensible answer from COR, stupid me!! |
Ian where's my name and my description on the list you made ?
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| Originally posted by fastmp3 Ian where's my name and my description on the list you made ? |
i'll add more in a bit
now that's better 
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