How do u keep "Trick or Treaters" away?

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Posted by Jackson on Oct-31-2004 17:23:

How do u keep "Trick or Treaters" away?

I know in the states haloween is a huge thing for kids. But over here in the uk most ppl dont like little ##### knocking on our doors asking for sweets. This is because most of them are 15 year olds who dont even bother wearing a costume.
Just wondering what methods do u use to keep them away?
A popular one where i live is to run the hose through the front door and turn it on when ppl knock.

Posted by fitom tiel on Oct-31-2004 17:35:

spraypaint SERIAL RAPIST PERVERT across the front of your house

Posted by MysticStardust on Oct-31-2004 17:38:

if you cant treat them... then trick them

Posted by itsTrueSonic on Oct-31-2004 17:57:

invite michael jackson and r. kelly to your house and tell everyone that you are having a "slumber party sleepover" for the kids in the neighborhood..

Posted by Spacey Orange on Oct-31-2004 18:21:

turn off all the lights and don't make a sound. or put a empty candy dish on the doorstep. they'll get the hint.

Posted by djxtension on Oct-31-2004 18:23:

Move to the Netherlands.

Posted by Rostros on Oct-31-2004 18:31:

ive just taken out the door bell and just put ASOT On

heheheheh im evil

Posted by Yan on Oct-31-2004 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
turn off all the lights and don't make a sound. or put a empty candy dish on the doorstep. they'll get the hint.

::cops the candy dish::

Posted by nettwerk on Oct-31-2004 20:11:

Kill one and hang the corpse in font of your door.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-31-2004 20:14:

We have a mean dog. And a 900-foot-long driveway. And we don't keep the lights on, nor do we have any goddamn candy.

Posted by Arbiter on Oct-31-2004 20:21:

Don't answer the door?

Posted by goonerjack on Oct-31-2004 20:24:

My curtains are closed and I'm 'out'.... hehe

Posted by Krypton on Oct-31-2004 20:33:

put a sign on the door

Posted by Jackson on Oct-31-2004 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
put a sign on the door

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by D-res on Oct-31-2004 21:53:

sit on the front steps with candy.....

nekkid....

painted pink....

with a peice of bloody liver hanging out of my mouth....

with some "enya" blaring out of the cd player next to me....

yep

Posted by Ian on Oct-31-2004 22:38:

leave a sign on the door

You Have Eggs

I have a cricket bat

who's going to win?

I just made my dog bark lots and ppl usually don't stay around, he's only small but he barks loud

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Oct-31-2004 22:40:

i have my headphones on and the front door open so they can see no one is here to give a shit.

Posted by ShadoWolf on Oct-31-2004 23:08:

Posted by nettwerk on Oct-31-2004 23:11:

^ a bit like my idea. Unfortunately here we don't celebrate Holloween

Posted by Spacey Orange on Oct-31-2004 23:21:

ShadoWolf

u have the right idea. flay one and nail 'em to your door.

one just insulted me right now cos i told him that i forgot it was halloween.

i better get ready for the next one. i'm setting an example with the next one (wuahahahahahahah)

Posted by D-res on Oct-31-2004 23:24:

sit out in front of your house with your headphones on, and your head back, eyes closed with an empty bowl and when the kids come up they can see that at the bottom of the bowl, "i dont have any fucking candy!"

makes 7 or 8 cry every year