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Posted by Shemeck on Nov-01-2004 20:25:

Rasta I'm moving to England. I need few tips.

In July 2005 I'll move to England. I dont know the specific town yet.
So I need few answers.

school:
How much it costs? Im interested in doing Bachelor in Information Technology.

How much for a car insurance (some cheap car nothing fancy).
And are the cars expensive?

Housing, i know that the price will vary, but I'd like to know

What about food, what is the price of a bread, milk.

What about salaries. What is the lowest salary you can get.
What is the average salary.

Thank you for your help.
Im tired of Miami


Posted by jonSun on Nov-01-2004 20:28:

Make sure you learn Spanish, Russian, Chinese & Potugese.

































jk.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-01-2004 20:31:

"If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back."




Uhh....

Steer clear of the moors?


Posted by goonerjack on Nov-01-2004 20:35:

Bring an anorak, an umbrella, wellington boots etc....

if you're moving from Miami expect a *big* weather shock!!


Posted by wee_rooney on Nov-01-2004 20:47:

Re: I'm moving to England. I need few tips.

erm, dont move!


Posted by Shemeck on Nov-01-2004 20:49:

Re: Re: I'm moving to England. I need few tips.

quote:
Originally posted by wee_rooney
erm, dont move!

why not?


Posted by Psy-T on Nov-01-2004 20:55:

tuition fees

as for the rest, dig in:
uk gov main page


Posted by wee_rooney on Nov-01-2004 20:59:

Re: Re: Re: I'm moving to England. I need few tips.

quote:
Originally posted by yogi bear
why not?


cos it shit in Britain, we're run by a bunch of control freaks!

Britains meant 2 b a fukin democracy, but we dont get the choice in fuk all.

soon we wont be able to buy king sized snack bars, their goin to be taken off the shells because were "too fat".

Theres also talks of a public smoking ban! and even an injection which in the future could be given to youngsters to stop them from smoking and drinking alchohol.

in some parts of the country under 16's have to be in their house by 9 pm or they could be arrested.

not to mention the fukin war in Iraq which british troops put into without the publics say!


oh and thers the shitty weather.


Posted by Shemeck on Nov-01-2004 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
tuition fees

as for the rest, dig in:
uk gov main page

thanks a lot


Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Nov-01-2004 21:12:

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm moving to England. I need few tips.

quote:
Originally posted by wee_rooney

soon we wont be able to buy king sized snack bars, their goin to be taken off the shells because were "too fat".

Theres also talks of a public smoking ban! and even an injection which in the future could be given to youngsters to stop them from smoking and drinking alchohol.

in some parts of the country under 16's have to be in their house by 9 pm or they could be arrested.



Erm.. These are all good things. Are you fat, a smoker, and under 16 by any chance?


Posted by Freak on Nov-01-2004 21:18:

Piece of advice no. 1:

--Dont come here! Seriously!

The rest:

-How much it costs? well, Uk nationals have to pay 1100 a year tuition fees, and the rest is borrowed from the government.
As a non uk national , you would have to pay the lot- probably running into fees in excess of 10k judging by the prices of some private courses.

-How much for a car insurance (some cheap car nothing fancy).
F*cking shitloads- over inflated and unrealistic. It gets loaded for having a penis, being under 55 years of age or having anything more powerful than a toaster.

-And are the cars expensive?
The good ones are!But you can pick up an old but working shed for under a 100 quid easy enough.

-Housing, i know that the price will vary, but I'd like to know.
Average house price in the uk now: 155000 UKP. House prices have risen 200% over the last not many years.... Massively out of line with inflation and income so you pay lots for fuck all really.
One bed flat in london- 500 quid a month minimum, plus bills and council tax. Will be the size of a shoe box too.

-What about food, what is the price of a bread, milk.
Bread- cheap. Milk- cheap. Crack herion and cocaine is even cheaper and more readily available in certain areas.

-What about salaries. What is the lowest salary you can get.
Minimum wage is around 5 per hour. Full time? Ive seen muppets working full time for 10k or less.... thats BEFORE TAX! retards
-What is the average salary.
Not sure on this- i believe the average uk couples (ie married) income is 35000, but dont quote me on that.


If you are planning on moving to london- everything is more expensive


Posted by fitom tiel on Nov-01-2004 21:49:

Britain is a ten-handed pick-pocket. no, seriously.


Posted by Az on Nov-01-2004 21:51:

do it
Englands great
it's scotland and wales that fucking suck


Posted by LiveTheDream on Nov-01-2004 22:11:

Ill tel you what, we will swap lives, you will have a job, car, house (perants). which all are shit and over priced or under payed, and damn the shitty weather.


Posted by Psy-T on Nov-01-2004 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by LiveTheDream
Ill tel you what, we will swap lives, you will have a job, car, house (perants). which all are shit and over priced or under payed, and damn the shitty weather.


living the dream, eh?


Posted by ThomBizznitch on Nov-01-2004 22:16:

Everything is more expensive: 1 pound is currently = $1.83409

Parties are great!

Weather sux most of the year!

Good Luck!!!



Posted by Ian on Nov-01-2004 22:17:

is this 'move' anything to do with the fact that Poland (your flag) is in the EU now ? If that's the case then there's no point, apart from being able to come into the country theres no real perks. Best to stay in the states


Posted by LiveTheDream on Nov-01-2004 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
living the dream, eh?


Yea my dream was abit of a nightmear realy.

jk.


Posted by Shemeck on Nov-01-2004 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
is this 'move' anything to do with the fact that Poland (your flag) is in the EU now ? If that's the case then there's no point, apart from being able to come into the country theres no real perks. Best to stay in the states

im just sick of USA, here you have no life except weekends, and Miami(im not talking about a downtown) is like a fucking farm, everywhere is far, to go out or buy some clothes you drive like miles and miles.


Posted by Ian on Nov-01-2004 22:37:

quote:
Originally posted by yogi bear
im just sick of USA, here you have no life except weekends, and Miami(im not talking about a downtown) is like a fucking farm, everywhere is far, to go out or buy some clothes you drive like miles and miles.


this place aint exactly special, believe me


Posted by UWM on Nov-01-2004 22:41:

quote:
Originally posted by yogi bear
im just sick of USA, here you have no life except weekends, and Miami(im not talking about a downtown) is like a fucking farm, everywhere is far, to go out or buy some clothes you drive like miles and miles.


*hands you the world's smallest violin*


Posted by dig2k on Nov-01-2004 22:45:

Tuition fees for foreign nationals are approx �10k. I'm not sure if that applies to EU passport holders.

The average wage is around �21k.

Rent varies greatly according to where you live, i know ppl who are in Uni accomodation as low as �160 a month. Even if your in London uni accomodations shouldn't cost more than �400. If your going private I would say the average was around �300 from experience.

If your buying a house you better have a lot of money, the average price is approx �175k

This website shows house prices around the country
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/...html/houses.stm

Car insurance for young drivers without no claims discount costs a minimum of �800 for the ppl i know.


Posted by goonerjack on Nov-02-2004 00:09:

if you're from a new member state of the EU, i believe you can get extremely cheap education (maybe even free)... although i may be wrong!


Posted by t�bias on Nov-02-2004 00:09:

Helpful tips on moving to England:

1. Learn to like Indian food.

2. Forget trying to find quality locally made trance.

3. Learn to like girls with gaps in the front of their teeth. Having a preference for 'fatties' could also help.

4. If you want to be a local you must learn not to wash often. And soap is definetely out.

5. Learn to get super excited when one of your national teams has a win, even against totally shit opposition; this is usually in qualifying or in the early stages of a competition. This applies to any sport, football, cricket. The key is to get super excited early and truly believe you can win the trophy.

And then prepare to get super devastated when the team chokes and manages to lose in an unbelievable manner. Then choose a member of the team to make a scapegoat and cop all the blame. This is the essence of being a fan of any English sporting team.

That should get you off to a flying start.


Posted by goonerjack on Nov-02-2004 00:15:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
Helpful tips on moving to England:

1. Learn to like Indian food.

2. Forget trying to find quality locally made trance.

3. Learn to like girls with gaps in the front of their teeth. Having a preference for 'fatties' could also help.

4. If you want to be a local you must learn not to wash often. And soap is definetely out.

5. Learn to get super excited when one of your national teams has a win, even against totally shit opposition; this is usually in qualifying or in the early stages of a competition. This applies to any sport, football, cricket. The key is to get super excited early and truly believe you can win the trophy.

And then prepare to get super devastated when the team chokes and manages to lose in an unbelievable manner. Then choose a member of the team to make a scapegoat and cop all the blame. This is the essence of being a fan of any English sporting team.

That should get you off to a flying start.


haha, harsh!

should i start on germans?


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